On an unfortunate business trip, Rarity is subjected to a very obnoxious mare with a very beautifully green bracelet. She then finds a strange, uncooperative trunk.

Things do get better from there.

Welcome, my little pony, to the happy home I've carved out far beneath the earth. Please forgive the mess, guests don't drop by very often and I've been here in the dark alone for so many, many, many years.

Dedicated to centipedes because they are super cute.

In the last days of a dying empire, Discord pulls a terrible prank on two horses by convincing them to start a new empire.

TAGGED Death, for the death of a fish, the death of an old master by natural causes, and the death of innocence. Profanity, for a single use of profanity. Tragedy, for philosophical reasons and the general feel. Random, because it is a Fiddlebottomsfic.

In fond memory of Pripyat and all other wild places that were once made lands for heroes.

Cozy Glow lives in a hole that goes a long, long, long way down into the dark.

In loving memory of Sunshine-Smiles. Forgotten, but never dead.

A can of Pringles goes to Equestria. Spike eats them, and unleashes the a-pop-alypse. Pinkie Pie must save the day.

Neither Nick Land nor Till Lindemann appear in this story, but we think of them happily and always.

This is an collection of stories.
The intended audience of these stories is described in the title.
These stories are written by the author who has written other works of this nature.

Asked the Angel - An angel arrives in Canterlot by mistake and much to everyone's regret.
Twilight Sparkle Decides to Just Go and Kill Everybody - Twilight does away with social constructs (like meal times) by doing away with everybody. No society, no constructs, no problems!
The Last Magician - Just because the world is dying doesn't mean Trixie won't give it one last show. It does mean no one will appreciate it, sadly.
Bean Stealing Bears - Everyone's favorite pony friends and Fluttershy learn valuable lesson about not feeding wildlife. A very important story with a very important moral for the children.
Ash and Cinder - Rarity and Applejack walk a long road through a dead world.
Excerpts from a Review of "We Must Have Forgotten History" - I honestly don't know.

Rainbow Dash keeps forcing everyone to read a comic that isn't funny. Twilight tries to find out why and Pinkie Pie is, as usual, completely unhelpful in a deeply unpleasant way.

Originally was gonna be inspired by Super Trampoline but things went a weird way. Dedicated to him anyway.

A brief account of Twilight Sparkle's exile from Canterlot, her subsequent return under force of arms, and her death.
All possible efforts toward historical accuracy have been made and have duly failed.

The mountains dream so long they never knew time, but they never dreamed of Pinkie Pie, or what befriending her would cost.

Now with a Chinese translation by hehelover.

Celestia privatizes the sun.