"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
On an unfortunate business trip, Rarity is subjected to a very obnoxious mare with a very beautifully green bracelet. She then finds a strange, uncooperative trunk. Things do get better from there.
Welcome, my little pony, to the happy home I've carved out far beneath the earth. Please forgive the mess, guests don't drop by very often and I've been here in the dark alone for so many, many, many years.
This is a collection of stories. The intended audience of these stories is described in the title. These stories are written by the author who has written other works of this nature as well.
Rainbow Dash keeps forcing everyone to read a comic that isn't funny. Twilight tries to find out why and Pinkie Pie is, as usual, completely unhelpful in a deeply unpleasant way.
A brief account of Twilight Sparkle's exile from Canterlot, her subsequent return under force of arms, and her death. All possible efforts toward historical accuracy have been made and have duly failed.
Sweetie Belle abandons Ponyville in search of the source of strangeness threatening to overwhelm her. Fortunately, she has a pet bird to keep her company.
Rarity has a problem, she's not wearing pants. Big Macintosh also has a problem, he needs to shave. Will they be able to repair their faults in each other before Twilight's solution devours Ponyville?
Twilight Sparkle forgets to take her medicine one day and pursues a hazardous quest of holistic introspection. Milk, socks, griffin cuisine and toilet humor are contemplated.