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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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A can of Pringles goes to Equestria. Spike eats them, and unleashes the a-pop-alypse. Pinkie Pie must save the day.

Neither Nick Land nor Till Lindemann appear in this story, but we think of them happily and always.

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…Why?
This is amazing, but why?

i love you

I'm not sure if I just had an existential crisis or a brush with some unnamed Eldrich Horror.

~Skeeter The Lurker

“Farting is not a magic trick.”

- Kellogg's, 2019

:moustache: The real magic in farting is not having a hard center :facehoof:
:duck: or somepony else to blame it on :twilightoops:
:rainbowlaugh: finger? you're pulling my leg
:pinkiegasp: One time I farted so hard I blew myself inside out and looked like Fluffle Puff
:ajbemused: eat more apples
:derpytongue2: epic opus

The picture is so cute!

they need some A little bit of the bubbly!

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Because I could and it was easy for me and no one could stop me until it was too late.

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ich liebe auch sie

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Watch Protestants ignore that Billy Kellogs literally said this.

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You just turned 33, so yes to the first, and you're logged on to HorseWords(dot)Com, so yes to the second.
Happy Not Dead Yet Day!

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He did. I was there, eating his cornflakes in his bed when he whispered it in my ear like a cereal maiden.

The premise appeared to be ridiculously awesome.

And then:

Congratulations, champ, you've got a baby penis

:twilightangry2:
Nope. Laptop wrecked, table flipped, I'm out.

Just kidding.
P. S. Pringles with pony flavors... Sounds iteresting.
P.P.S. I now have a horrible Idea about ponies eating bacon-flavored chips.

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You just answered two life questions in one go.

I'm in awe.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I appreciated that that is actually sort of how accelerationism works

“Pinkie,” Twilight struggled to find words for what had just happened, “that was literally the stupidest and most pointless story I have ever heard.”

"Ah, but you have heard it."

:rainbowlaugh:

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