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What happens when Saxton Hale is too busy to go to Ponyville and give you a story? What happens when a fight between ex-roommates leads to Soldier being trapped in a world of ponies? Will Ponyville survive? Will Twilight have an aneurism? What is a hypotenuse? All this (except that thing about Hypotenuses) inside!

Sequel to Saxton Hale in Ponyville:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101257/saxton-hale-in-ponyville

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Comment posted by Muggonny deleted Mar 22nd, 2014

4119366 bannable offense

4119433
Eh, it's cool. Don't bother me none. :moustache:

4119437 Still against site rules.
{MOD DICKSUCKING intensifies}

4119433 what how? I was just the first to comment.

4119446 WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE Me! That had nothing to do with the rules, so y bother.

4119510
Stop posting your arguments unrelating to the story here please. :ajbemused:

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4119515 sorry . But there's just a limit someone can push me too.

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Then take your limits elsewhere.

4119526 What's NSFW, and I don't think that's what first post means, let's take this on a different page.

Anyway, sorry for shitting this thread up. I for one thought the story was pretty enjoyable.

Celestia you evil, evil pony... Twilight is gonna have one hell of a drinking problem for her to fix after this...

An elder library within sat; filled with bookshelves, lined with forbidden knowledge, old artifacts, and things long forgotten by normal men. Indeed, any number of the esoteric tomes that graced this place held the power to drive the men who could not handle their knowledge to the brink of insanity, while robbing others of their humanity. Dark wisdom, promising power, promising glory, promising might beyond what most men dream...

I must find this library! :pinkiecrazy: I'm already insane, so what does it matter?

Celestia smiled. "Well, don't you worry. I'll be able to send you back... I just need to check the Canterlot archives. Until then... I think I know just where to send you." She giggled. "My pupil, Twilight Sparkle, has a lot of experience with situations like this, and I'm sure she'd be more than happy to accommodate you until we can get you back home..."

:trollestia:

Good fun story!

And one of those tomes was being eaten by a raccoon.

Don't let twily know or else that little cute raccoon will be died before the new day starts and not pony will stop her no even fluttershy.

Awww i was looking forward to finding out about the hypotenuse and it's used in algebra and triangles!

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Yes, the poor critter will be died, died died and then died again, and again.
'till the end of time ..

I found it! I found the picture of Celestia from 500 years ago! She tried to hide it from me, but I found it! She didn't just gain a little weight, she got FAT! Not that there's anything wrong with being fat mind you! She just looks like a bunch of marshmallows put together to look like a pony! It's hilarious! I will not be able to let her live this down for another twenty years at least!

[Friendly Fire will not be tolerated!]

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