I'm asexual. I literally don't give any fucks.
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FimFic Bucket List
[x] Iceverse TVTropes page NOW
[x] pls put/rate stuff here also
[ ] 100 updoots for each story here because they all mean so much to me and I love these wordbabbus (1/5)
[ ] Finish all the stories I have left (0/4)
[x] Get one piece of Iceverse fanart
[ ] RCL feature I guess
[x] SA feature (See bottom of page)
[x] Feature box'd at least once
[x] Badger EQD into accepting at least one of my story-things (See bottom of page)
[x] Get a review of my stuff (See bottom of page)
[x] Senpai noticed me
Shit People Say About Me
"I'm starting to seriously wonder if you're omniscient." -NorrisThePony
"...belligerent in a charming sort of way..." -Arddun
"...you are a figment of my imagination sent by satan to torture me for my wrongdoings." -Regidar
"You're like a demon in a bunny costume. Adorable, but still a demon."-Nagi
"Okay, I swear you either don't sleep or just respond to everything automatically." -CambriaClopped
Mandatory Ego Wall
Places to Start
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Crystalline: Her Destiny Lately, Princess Cadance has been feeling inadequate. She's spoken of this briefly to Twilight Sparkle but her longing for a grand adventure is really starting to get to her as are the thoughts that she isn't doing all that she can. 24,099 words · 115 · 4
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Enemy of Mine A few years after Luna's return it seems that Equestria will finally know an era of peace and appears to be on the verge of a new renaissance. Ponies are happy. Luna is recovering. Celestia is miserable. 215,448 words · 57 · 7
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The Care and Keeping of Hidden Castles Princess Luna heads out on a date with her special somepony, the only one who enjoys escaping the presence of ponies as much as she does. 16,464 words · 55 · 3
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Through the Snow Onyx is a young cystal pony with a twisted mind. Starswirl the Bearded whisked him away from his home with promises of being his apprentice. Sombra is a unicorn who never wanted to be remembered. However, we don't always get what we want... 20,882 words · 25 · 5
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Autophobia [Poetry] After Luna's banishment, a guilt filled Celestia searches for answers. Trying to gain a new understanding of what caused her sister's misery, she visits the valley that she left long ago, where everything must have started. 6,025 words · 69 · 2
My Personal Best
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Favorable Alignment Princess Luna disappears from Equestria with hopes of saving the world and is accompanied by the enigmatic Sombra. Meanwhile, Celestia tries to bury secrets as immortal as she is and Cadance must choose her loyalties carefully... 359,717 words · 65 · 9
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Spare Him His Life After years among the three pony tribes the Two Sisters fight their first great foe by themselves: King Sombra, the tyrant King of the Crystal Empire. Nothing goes as planned, everything, and everypony are not as they seem. 15,039 words · 37 · 5
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All That Lingers The night that Cadance discovered the ghost of King Sombra lurking in the Crystal Palace should have been the worst of her life. Her greatest enemy is now lingering in her own home... and she knows that she's going to get to the bottom of this. 5,062 words · 102 · 9
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The Care and Keeping of Hidden Castles Princess Luna heads out on a date with her special somepony, the only one who enjoys escaping the presence of ponies as much as she does. 16,464 words · 55 · 3
Welcome friend (i.e. potential reader) to my page and gaze upon the many, many stories that I have written! Do you see them all, and do they stir a primal fear in your soul? Apparently, despite how clearly I've marked things like sequels and side stories, that's still the case. While I don't mind answering questions about the way things should be read, I've gone to multiple lengths to make everything clear.
So, as you browse my word vomit be sure to keep in mind the following things and you'll seriously, totally, 100% be fine, I promise:
1) A direct sequel is always marked. They cannot be read as stand-alone works and that's probably why they're marked as sequels in the first place, dangus.
2) If it as marked as a direct sequel and there's a note in the description saying it is in some way stand-alone or can be read as such, then that's what it is. Duh.
3) Following the descriptions is always your friend.
4) While not all my stories are connected, many are. You absolutely don't have to read all of them (I'd like it if you could, hehe) but bear in mind that if you didn't get a smidge of worldbuilding, it's probably just from another story. Feel free to ask anyway! That's what comments are for!
5) Optimal starting points are given below this module.
6) If you're one of those people who is super nutty about the timeline of the connected stories (called the Iceverse) then please refer to this post, because it should solve all your problems.
7) If one lacks the common sense to understand these, a modest blood sacrifice is in order.
Stuff You Don't Have to Ask Anymore:
Can I make an audio reading/drama of one of your stories?
Literally nothing is stopping you, and yes, of course. Just please be sure to tell me that you are and link the reading in the description of the story you have done, or PM it to me. I will give it a blog shout out and link it in my story properly. However, I ask that you reconsider reading some of my poetry, because it often relies heavily on visual elements that don't translate in readings that well. If you think that you can do something to get around this, well, sure.
Can I translate one of your stories into another language?
Of course! Please just PM me. I'd like to be able to give a shout out via blog and link your translation to the story's page.
Can I draw fan art for one of your stories, or based on them?
Yes! Absolutely! Please, just tell me about your art piece so I can link it in blogs and story notes, post it everywhere screaming, etc. If you're asking because you would like references to a certain character, I might be able to provide them. As a doodler myself, I have drawings of most of the original characters, alternate character designs, and anything else that tends to appear in my stories. That, or I can provide notes of some kind if you really want those.
Can I review one of your stories?
Yeah, just ask? I mean, do you really need to ask for this one.
Can I write something based on one of your stories/a spinoff/fan installment thingo?
Yeppers. There's even a folder in my group for that. Like basically everything else here, you don't really technically have to ask to do most of these things.
💲 COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED 💲
📓 REQUESTS ARE CLOSED 📓
🎁 GIFTS ARE FOR FRIENDS 🎁
Current Ongoing Works
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Enemy of Mine A few years after Luna's return it seems that Equestria will finally know an era of peace and appears to be on the verge of a new renaissance. Ponies are happy. Luna is recovering. Celestia is miserable. 215,448 words · 57 · 7
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Letters to the Sun Luna learns the art of writing letters to somepony who will never respond: her own sister. 0 words
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What Never Was When visiting now-deceased family, as per her yearly ritual, Princess Twilight Sparkle finds somepony who shouldn't be there. Or at least, it's what she thinks. Yet the more she talks to them, the more she comes to realize she may be wrong. 0 words
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The Sun Chaser Long ago, before Equestria was what it is now under reign of the King and Queen, there was a princess named Celestia. One day, Celestia disappeared without a trace. Now, a young mare named Gemini wants to find her. 1,643 words
Best
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The Night is Passing Celestia disappears, Equestria falls apart, and Twilight goes West to recover her lost teacher. 525,509 words · 878 · 56
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Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday The sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday 104,072 words · 1,284 · 21
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Myths and Birthrights Twilight has to deal with new powers and troubles as an Alicorn. 380,282 words · 1,936 · 75
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Cyclosa In a forgotten Equestria long before the birth of Harmony, two young alicorn fillies are far from welcome. 91,817 words · 85 · 2
Also Best
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Essenza di Amore Like Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza was not born into her royal title. Follow a younger Cadance along the path to ascension, and her discovery of the true essence of love. 53,665 words · 408 · 8
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Lingering Shadows Love can be one of the most powerful forces in the world...but it's also a deadly, sweet poison, as Princess Luna is about to learn... 36,888 words · 471 · 13
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Believing Stories Celestia "wakes up" to find That Equestria...may have never existed. 29,729 words · 1,374 · 84
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Ageless, or Celestia Plays Dice With the Universe The prospect of Twilight being possibly ageless like she and her sister are unnerves Celestia, and she wants to know why. 52,586 words · 824 · 24
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Arthurian—The Black King The origin of King Sombra as a squire, knight and king. 30,305 words · 103 · 3
More Best
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The Motion of the Stars Once upon a time, Equestria burned in the fires of war. Now it falls to two sisters to reclaim what they can. 14,184 words · 284 · 5
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The Last Dreams of Pony Island The colony of Myinnkyun is tearing itself apart after the suspicious death of an old merchant. Piece together its final days from the dreams of its inhabitants. 4,720 words · 173 · 10
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Ambergris Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset. 12,467 words · 289 · 8
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To Try For the Sun Facing starvation in an endless winter, the young filly Celestia attempts to raise the sun... and finds a wonder that her cynical mind had never conceived. 5,022 words · 1,533 · 16
Ego Box Two: Electric Egoloo
A selection of translations, readings, art, and reviews of some of my stories. PM me with a link if you made me shit or want to, pretty please.
The Symphony of Dawn:
Spoiler-filled review from PaulAsaran you can check out here.
Wishing Werelights:
Now has a fantastic full-cast audio reading by Obabscribbler that you can read right here!
Recommended in this spoiler-y review by PresentPerfect!
All That Lingers:
Accepted by the Reviewers Cafe (Review has massive spoilers for the story)
Featured on Equestria Daily!
Honorable Mention in Jake The Army Guy's Horse Words Extravaganza
Reading by Lotus Moon
Reviewed by PaulAsaran, though that review contains spoilers.
Scrambled Serenity:
'Never the Final Word' entry by Georg
Bodysnacthers:
Reading by Lotus Moon
Love❤Less:
Accepted into the Reviewer's Cafe (Review obviously has spoilers)
Ashes:
Scribblefest '16 Finalist
Twitch:
Review from the Reviewer's Cafe (with spoilers)
Reviewed and recommended by PresentPerfect (also with spoilers)
Reading by Swift Blade
Reading by GutiuSerenade
Russian translations by Doof Ex Machina
Autophobia:
Reviewed and recommended by PresentPerfect (mega-spoilers)
Available on Equestria Daily
PaulAsaran thought 'hey, this story was pretty good' in his in-depth and super spoiler-y review!
Seattle's Angels thought this was rad and sad in their review (contains many spoilers)
Morning Masterpiece:
Reviewed and recommended by PresentPerfect
Forever Mare:
'Never the Final Word' entry by videomaster21XX
Reviewed and recommended by PresentPerfect! (The review contains spoilers!)
Bat Ponies Aren't Real:
Given a spoiler-filled review and recommendation by PresentPerfect.
Bathophobia:
There is an interesting, but spoiler-filled review of this by PaulAsaran you can read here!
Tear the Sky Asunder:
Check out PaulAsaran's spoiler-filled review if you want! This story fared 'pretty good'.
Fear No Evil:
Has a reading from Illya Leonov that you can listen to here.
Recommended by PresentPerfect.
Defining Features
Review by PaulAsaran with unmarked spoilers.
