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#5,474 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2406968 i want to die

more like meme-ories amiright

#5,472 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

come backkk

#5,471 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

Do you like this?

#5,470 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·

Your first comment on my first story almost four years ago. Ahh, the memories. :heart:

#5,467 · 8w, 22h ago · · ·

>>2391042

Kim was the Pixie's bassist. She has a really good sense for atmosphere.

Surfer Rosa GOAT.

#5,465 · 8w, 23h ago · · ·

>>2390902

Do you like The Breeders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6N1UCzv1ok

Oh, in "When I Was A Painter", there's a chorus riff that is the main riff of Aneurysm that Kurt basically stole, kek.

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