• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here


hello. i am darf. i was famous here for a bit and then i exploded and made a lot of mistakes and now i'm here trying to fix things and not die. apparently i'm only good at writing porn so that's what i'd like to do from now on.

if i hurt you in some way or made a mistake or owe you anything, please reach out and i will try to make amends in any way i can. usually that will look like me doing creative work for you, but i'd even be open to negotiating a lifetime of servitude given the right premises. i'm very sorry for how stupid i am and was.

you can support me on Patreon if you feel like it

Or you can commission me. I love commissions. Price is negotiable, dependent on the difficulty of the subject matter. almost nothing is out-of-the-question.

Blog Posts

  • 2 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

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  • 5 weeks


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  • 7 weeks

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

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Yo ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

I'm sorry I will unfollow you as I don't like mature stories of any kind.

Please don't take this the wrong way, it’s nothing against you

Hey uh i was just gonna read this https://www.fimfiction.net/story/18629/lunas-tits story of yours, what happened to the story? It has no words/chapters.

Hey, thanks for the watch! :pinkiehappy: That made me smile. :pinkiesmile:

I've got a second possible idea to commission.
Should I send it now or wait until my current one gets finished?

Thank you for the horse words

Sexy fucking guy 😡

126 stories

:rainbowderp: Wow. I've somehow found a writer with more posted stories than I have story ideas! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

inevitably we'll be watching all our contemporaries, but for now it's mildly enjoyable to keep tabs on everyone who's busy working and writing. have a nice day! <3

Senpai noticed me with a follow!!! Thanks darf, means a lot coming from one of the greats!


Hey darf? You okay, buddy?

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Darf is back but what about taw?

it all turns back to circles eventually :heart:

Ha. Never thought I'd see the day where the author of 'Quiet on the Farm' gave me a follow. That was one of the first clopfics I ever read.

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