• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here


hello. i am darf. i was famous here for a bit and then i exploded and made a lot of mistakes and now i'm here trying to fix things and not die. apparently i'm only good at writing porn so that's what i'd like to do from now on.

if i hurt you in some way or made a mistake or owe you anything, please reach out and i will try to make amends in any way i can. usually that will look like me doing creative work for you, but i'd even be open to negotiating a lifetime of servitude given the right premises. i'm very sorry for how stupid i am and was.

you can support me on Patreon if you feel like it

Or you can commission me. I love commissions. Price is negotiable, dependent on the difficulty of the subject matter. almost nothing is out-of-the-question.

Blog Posts

  • 5 weeks
    Long Shot

    I will write a sequel to a story of mine of your choosing for $50,000,000.

    I am willing to go as low as $25,000,000.

    May be willing to negotiate for a slightly lower price upon contact.

    This is a semi-serious post.

    11 comments · 277 views
  • 9 weeks
    happy darfday

    Hello all. It's my birthday today. Currently I don't have the money for a cake or any birthday meal (or much else), so if anyone is feeling generous, even something small would help a lot. https://ko-fi.com/phgQED

    7 comments · 189 views
  • 68 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 290 views
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weird, i swear it was listed as removed from fimfiction on fimfetch, ah whatever, doesnt really matter

only human is still there last time i checked


why did some of your stories get vaporized, like "only human?"

Yo ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

I'm sorry I will unfollow you as I don't like mature stories of any kind.

Please don't take this the wrong way, it’s nothing against you

Hey uh i was just gonna read this https://www.fimfiction.net/story/18629/lunas-tits story of yours, what happened to the story? It has no words/chapters.

Hey, thanks for the watch! :pinkiehappy: That made me smile. :pinkiesmile:

I've got a second possible idea to commission.
Should I send it now or wait until my current one gets finished?

Thank you for the horse words

Sexy fucking guy 😡

inevitably we'll be watching all our contemporaries, but for now it's mildly enjoyable to keep tabs on everyone who's busy working and writing. have a nice day! <3

Senpai noticed me with a follow!!! Thanks darf, means a lot coming from one of the greats!


Hey darf? You okay, buddy?

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Darf is back but what about taw?

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