• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here




our old dumb unfinished portfolio site

Current Commission Queue:

  1. Twilight/Trixie EQG spooktacular shenanigans
  2. Squishy-SFW-ish royal guard illicit affair
  3. Scootaloo and Rumble study their role models very closely :eyes:
  4. Soarin' the stud meets a special fan with a mysterious scent...
  5. Sweet-smelling changeling adventures continue!
  6. Run a train on 'er :p
  7. Luster meets big booty beach bitches
  8. Delicious misery of an adopted pony
  9. Halloween spooktacular surprise


hello. i am darf. i was famous here for a bit and then i exploded and made a lot of mistakes and now i'm here trying to fix things and not die. apparently i'm only good at writing porn so that's what i'd like to do from now on.

if i hurt you in some way or made a mistake or owe you anything, please reach out and i will try to make amends in any way i can. usually that will look like me doing creative work for you, but i'd even be open to negotiating a lifetime of servitude given the right premises. i'm very sorry for how stupid i am and was.

you can support me on Patreon if you feel like it

Or you can commission me. I love commissions. Price is negotiable, dependent on the difficulty of the subject matter. free revisions afterwards if you need 'em. almost nothing is out-of-the-question.

Blog Posts

  • Friday
    Living Situation Difficulties

    hello all

    we have been wanting to wait a while before making this post because we weren't really sure of what was going on... but it seems like that doesn't matter much, so we may as well share what has been happening in our life.

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    9 comments · 210 views
  • 2 weeks
    computer update (streaming?)

    hey we have good news

    so because of Spelunky 2 we were 'forced' to update to Windows 10 and

    uh yeah, for some reason we haven't had any hard drive issues since then

    who knows if we will again, but it's kind of nice to feel our computer isn't suddenly going to melt

    in celebration, we have been trying to finish a request hat story that's been bouncing (heh) around in our head for a while. look forward to that, hopefully published later this week, starring Mrs. and Mr. Cake.

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    0 comments · 106 views
  • 11 weeks
    Commissions and Life Update

    henlo everypony. first of all, regardless of the state of us or any of the rest of the world, we'd like to send a gigantic internet thank you to everyone and anyone who has contacted us seeking commissions. writing for the mlp fandom is currently our only livelihood, and without the incredibly generous patrons of the arts and their salacious fantasies, we would be hard pressed to make ends meet for even a month. we've been planning some more substantial 'thank you's later on, some of which are

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Sexy fucking guy 😡

126 stories

:rainbowderp: Wow. I've somehow found a writer with more posted stories than I have story ideas! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

darf #404 · May 11th · · ·

inevitably we'll be watching all our contemporaries, but for now it's mildly enjoyable to keep tabs on everyone who's busy working and writing. have a nice day! <3

Senpai noticed me with a follow!!! Thanks darf, means a lot coming from one of the greats!


Hey darf? You okay, buddy?

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Darf is back but what about taw?

it all turns back to circles eventually :heart:

Ha. Never thought I'd see the day where the author of 'Quiet on the Farm' gave me a follow. That was one of the first clopfics I ever read.



Bitte! :pinkiehappy:

danke! :3


You write really nice stuff :heart:

Your stuff was always fantastic, just so you know. I am pleased to see your return.

it was bound to happen eventually uwu

Thanks for the follow! :yay:

Hey, so while you were gone, you inspired a story of mine.

TWhatever Happened to Melody Maker?
He up and vanished, what a faker! The world was his oyster so why did he forsake her?
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