henlo. we were wondering if anyone would like to play Halo or Halo 2 co-op with us. going through old games is kinda fun but it feels like it would be a lot more fun w/ company.

VOLUME WARNING NEAR THE END.

In Downwell, the music for the first stage doesn't start until you land on a surface or kill an enemy. If you use the little junk-pieces at the side of the level, you can bounce through the entire first stage without triggering the music at all. You also don't have to kill any of the cute little creatures, which is a nice bonus.

it's time again, to tell you how we're tacking this non-stop deluge of pony porn requests...

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we recently started practicing 1st frame wallkicks in super mario 64 for no real reason other than we like them. our record so far is 13.

the same day, we were playing an sm64 romhack (The Green Comet), and to get one of the stars, instead of the intended method, we did four first frame wallkicks in a row

it felt pretty badass. that is all

We've been thinking on and around this subject pretty much our entire creative careers, so it's inevitable that we'd decide to try and talk about it eventually.

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number 9 ITG in the world.

we're coming for you, top three.

next barrier is the nine minute mark. there's so much room to improve, it's a little scary.

This is our first ever completed speedrun of Downwell, one of our favorite games of all time. It is not a very popular game for speedrunning, and as such, our in-game-time (IGT) gets us the 11th spot on the leaderboard. Regardless of the objective prestige of this fact, we find it to be incredibly heart-warming and comforting.

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there's pretentious latin in the subject line, gotta be a darf-blog

We hesitated making a blog about anything currently political because we feel privileged and unequipped to adequately discuss the topics at hand. After some discussion, we've decided to link to some blog posts from other authors on the site who have said things better than we could.

gara the author

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have you had any? what were they like? did you encounter an 'ego death'? do you think there's anything more significant to the experiences we have while on psychedelic chemicals, or are they just our brains playing pretend in a tiny room with lots of colours?

share yr thoughts, pls.

As usual, we consider our scattered thoughts overall incomprehensible and impossible to navigate. We put them on the internet anyway because we have nothing better to do.

If you're familiar with the Wilhelm Scream, please comment instantly with your feelings towards it.

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