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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

May
14th
2025

thirty five darf days · 5:40pm May 14th

hello FimFolk,

i know i don't post here much anymore, but it does seem pertinent to do so when real life events transpire or something else moderately important happens.

with that said, today's my birthday (darfday). i don't have many friends, or any contact w/ my family, so today usually isn't very exciting or special. if there's anyone out there who can spare something to help give me something to celebrate, it would be immensely appreciated.

https://ko-fi.com/phgqed

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Apr
14th
2025

darf Talks About Rhyme · 1:42pm April 14th

If I told you the words 'paradise' and 'paragraph' rhyme, your first reaction would probably be 'no they don't'.

Your second reaction, if you have one, might be 'oh, okay, the first syllable is the same'.

Your third reaction, which you probably won't have, would ask 'what is the context of these two words in usage'?
etc. etc.

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Mar
10th
2025

Hypothetical · 5:14am March 10th

If you had exactly one hour to spend with a perfect clone of yourself, what would you do?

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Feb
9th
2025

my teeth hurt · 4:22am February 9th

Sorry for the nonstop litany of bad news, but atm I'm in so much pain I don't know what else to do.

Currently experiencing severe dental agony from two teeth on the right side of my mouth. The community dental clinic isn't taking appointments until April and I have no money for a dentist.

I'm doing my best to figure something out, but if anyone reading this has any suggestions or means of assistance, please reach out.

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Jan
4th
2025

What a start · 12:58am January 4th

I don't want to worry anyone unnecessarily--but it also seems like not many people read my blog posts anymore (and who can blame them? WHERE'S THE PONY?!), and those who do are probably already concerned about me anyway. So I may as well shed some light on goings on.

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Dec
2nd
2024

Worse not Better · 9:36pm Dec 2nd, 2024

Hey all. I'm making this blog post 'cause I don't really know what else to do, and that's always been the thing that's helped the most in the past.

This year has been rough. Instead of getting better, I feel like I have been getting worse--it's more difficult to stay awake and eat, most activities no longer bring me joy, my basic quality of life has diminished a lot etc. etc.

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Aug
16th
2024

Help Someone in Need · 9:24pm Aug 16th, 2024

Hello all. I know you're used to this space being used primarily to beg for assistance, so hopefully this won't be anomalous. That being said, an acquaintance of ours, Arkadios, is currently without a home and in dire need of support. They've set up a go-fund-me in a blog post I'll link here.

Please, if you can, take a moment of your time and resources to help them out. I know bronies are charitable by nature from personal experience :x

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Jun
10th
2024

Long Shot · 2:52pm Jun 10th, 2024

I will write a sequel to a story of mine of your choosing for $50,000,000.

I am willing to go as low as $25,000,000.

May be willing to negotiate for a slightly lower price upon contact.

This is a semi-serious post.

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May
14th
2024

happy darfday · 2:50pm May 14th, 2024

Hello all. It's my birthday today. Currently I don't have the money for a cake or any birthday meal (or much else), so if anyone is feeling generous, even something small would help a lot. https://ko-fi.com/phgQED

Apr
1st
2023

April Fusser's Day · 4:13pm Apr 1st, 2023

The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

Happy April Fusser's day <3

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