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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Feb
8th
2023

Nothing to sell · 3:35am February 8th

I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

I was going to attach this begging to a story but I don't have the willpower to finish it. Here's what I had so far. I may finish it if I can.

Sorry.

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Jul
22nd
2022

Darfcon 5 · 12:41am Jul 22nd, 2022

Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

Jun
30th
2022

L-game · 6:47pm Jun 30th, 2022

Jun
17th
2022

commissions · 8:33pm Jun 17th, 2022

I need 'em. Stipulations:

- Pre season 4 canon only
- Mane six preferred
- No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
- Max 10k
- $25USD/1K, max 10k

Message if you're interested. darf out.

May
20th
2022

Music · 11:57pm May 20th, 2022

Apr
28th
2022

pictures of my game · 7:16am Apr 28th, 2022

here are some pictures of what the game looks like. the little fellow is called 'the kid', and he is from a game called 'I Wanna be the Guy'. the objective of this game is to get past all the spikes and deadly fruit and make it to the end.

https://imgur.com/a/3Egu0LQ

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Apr
26th
2022

darf made a game · 11:11pm Apr 26th, 2022

https://delicious-fruit.com/ratings/game_details.php?id=24877

This is a game/fangame I have been working on for a few months. It is a precise 2D platform with pyschedelic visuals. It is inspired by other game creators who made beautiful things that I liked.

The game is quite hard, so it is not recommended to try it as your first fangame. Please check out https://cwpat.me/beginner-fangames/ for recommendations on beginner fangames and easier games to start with.

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Jan
1st
2022

darfy new year · 6:27pm Jan 1st, 2022

henlo everypony

around this time last year i emerged from the sightless goop of internet absenteeism and returned to my favorite website to write about ponies.

how have things gone since then?

well.

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Oct
11th
2021

boo · 8:38pm Oct 11th, 2021

hello

we are thinking about potentially taking on a small commission.

please contact us if you are interested.

thank you.

<3

Jul
4th
2021

darf is really tired and needs somewhere to live · 6:48pm Jul 4th, 2021

i don't feel like i have the energy to explain everything that's going on right now.

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