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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 63 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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  • 91 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

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  • 96 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
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    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

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Feb
8th
2023

Nothing to sell · 3:35am Feb 8th, 2023

I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

I was going to attach this begging to a story but I don't have the willpower to finish it. Here's what I had so far. I may finish it if I can.

Sorry.

Once upon a time there was a grey pony who was very sad. She was sad because.

One day she decided she wanted to write a story. So she sat down and wrote

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Once upon a time there was a grey pegasus pony named Derpy. She was very sad because.

One of the reasons she was sad because she had a lot of stories inside her but no place to put them. It seemed like every other pony had a friend or family member to tell their stories to, and they would tell stories back, and that was what you did for most of the time you were alive until you were dead.

But Derpy didn't have any friends, and she didn't have any family left that. She didn't have any family left that. She didn't have any family that

Derpy didn't have any friends. She wanted to have friends, and she thought she had friends sometimes, but most of the time she didn't, because her house was very big and lonely and nopony ever came over to visit her. Maybe that was why she was sad.

One day, Derpy decided she wanted to try telling one of her stories to somepony. She would start by writing it down. She hadn't written in a long time, and even after she'd just written her name ('Derpy') at the top of the page, her hoof started to hurt from holding the quill.

Still, this was the only way to get the story out. So she started to write

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Comments ( 6 )

How can I help you make rent this month?

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if you're able you can help by donating to our ko-fi or patreon or paypal. kofi is https://ko-fi.com/phgQED, patreon is https://www.patreon.com/darfpones, and our paypal email is ntsts0@gmail.com. if you can't help in any of those ways moral support would also be appreciated.

Comment posted by Amit deleted Feb 9th, 2023

You still alive?

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