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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Aryanne moves to Ponyville, things go as expected.

Content Warning: Nazi pone, stupid


Should Fimfiction add an Aryanne character tag, or ban any content featuring her? Can't it be both?

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Because some ships were meant to be written in stone.

An ill-advised entry for the May 2020 Original Pairings Contest. Please do not follow in our hoofsteps; filter your crackships before they reach the public. :fluttershysad:

Content Warning: sexually suggestive banter, generally stupid


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Pinkie Pie makes breakfast.

Content warning: gross


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Pinkie is dating The Smooze. Both of them love to party. Equestria can only sustain the constant onslaught of wubbing basslines and on-demand vuvuzela for so long. The girls have to do something.

Written as an entry for the May 2020 Original Pairing Contest Thingy. Go check it out!~

Content Warning: dumb


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Double Diamond is having a bad day. He goes to his normal place to order coffee, and they totally screw up the order.

So he murders somepony. Naturally.

Now with at least 50% more metestential dread! It's a word we just made up that means 'read it'! :pinkiesmile:


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Hi, I'm Anonymous! One day I woke up in the magical land of Equestria!

Talk about epic, am I right?

Ow.


Content Warning: stupid

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A 'micronarrative' is a personal story or revelation that happens at an individual level but can be expanded to the universal. A 'metanarrative' is a grand, encompassing idea that persists throughout time in media or culture—something like 'love conquers all' or 'man vs. machine'. A 'monomyth' is the ur-condensation of these ideas, the proposition of a pattern to the development of all narratives or events that can be traced back as far as the beginning of time: The Hero's Journey.

This story is about none of those things.

In a place before words or time, Two Sisters lived together. Many cultures have different versions of what happen next. This is simply our interpretation.


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Twilight Sparkle is stuck in a box. She doesn't know how to get out.

Please help.

Content Warning: claustrophobic, sad


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Hello?

Hello?

Why can't anypony see me?

Why doesn't anypony notice I'm here?

...

What should I do?


Content Warning: kinda sad

A submission for Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Writing Contest. Neat!~

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We exist in a universe where advertisements can provoke creative intent.

7-11 owes us money for advertising them in a poem.

Ponies.

Content Warning: stupid


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