Aryanne moves to Ponyville, things go as expected.

Content Warning: Nazi pone, stupid

Should Fimfiction add an Aryanne character tag, or ban any content featuring her? Can't it be both?

Please be as polite as possible if you're going to discuss things in the comments.

Because some ships were meant to be written in stone.

An ill-advised entry for the May 2020 Original Pairings Contest. Please do not follow in our hoofsteps; filter your crackships before they reach the public.

Content Warning: sexually suggestive banter, generally stupid

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Pinkie Pie makes breakfast.

Content warning: gross

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Pinkie is dating The Smooze. Both of them love to party. Equestria can only sustain the constant onslaught of wubbing basslines and on-demand vuvuzela for so long. The girls have to do something.

Written as an entry for the May 2020 Original Pairing Contest Thingy. Go check it out!~

Content Warning: dumb

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Double Diamond is having a bad day. He goes to his normal place to order coffee, and they totally screw up the order.

So he murders somepony. Naturally.

Now with at least 50% more metestential dread! It's a word we just made up that means 'read it'!

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Hi, I'm Anonymous! One day I woke up in the magical land of Equestria!

Talk about epic, am I right?

Ow.

Content Warning: stupid

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A 'micronarrative' is a personal story or revelation that happens at an individual level but can be expanded to the universal. A 'metanarrative' is a grand, encompassing idea that persists throughout time in media or culture—something like 'love conquers all' or 'man vs. machine'. A 'monomyth' is the ur-condensation of these ideas, the proposition of a pattern to the development of all narratives or events that can be traced back as far as the beginning of time: The Hero's Journey.

This story is about none of those things.

In a place before words or time, Two Sisters lived together. Many cultures have different versions of what happen next. This is simply our interpretation.

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Twilight Sparkle is stuck in a box. She doesn't know how to get out.

Please help.

Content Warning: claustrophobic, sad

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Hello?

Hello?

Why can't anypony see me?

Why doesn't anypony notice I'm here?

...

What should I do?

Content Warning: kinda sad

A submission for Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Writing Contest. Neat!~

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We exist in a universe where advertisements can provoke creative intent.

7-11 owes us money for advertising them in a poem.

Ponies.

Content Warning: stupid

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