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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here


Pinkie is dating The Smooze. Both of them love to party. Equestria can only sustain the constant onslaught of wubbing basslines and on-demand vuvuzela for so long. The girls have to do something.

Written as an entry for the May 2020 Original Pairing Contest Thingy. Go check it out!~

Content Warning: dumb

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:applejackconfused: The beginning of the story was very funny (gangbang and drugs? what kind of meetings do they have?:rainbowlaugh:), but that ending was disturbing! It probably would've been better if Pinkie Pie and Smooze somehow had a bunch of kids. That would've been nonsensical, funny, yet very sweet.

A Darfian masterpiece. No one can switch gears between comedy and unsettling existential dread quite like you!

Content Warning: dumb

You filthy degenerate...

Well, I liked it.

I... I have no idea why but for some reason I feel like crying.


"Y'all do realize this is startin' to sound like a played-out sitcom plot, don'tcha?" Applejack asked, frowning.

reminds me of Stix the bader Buseter ( slime bt dog) with the slime as now that mess . with meaning of mess

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