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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest.

I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Nov

12th

2018

12NOV18 · 5:54pm Monday

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TThe Conversion Bureau: Last of My Kind
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
As Equestria and Earth merge, leaving the planet uninhabitable to the non-converted, the last human is determined to remain just that to the bitter end. But why?
Gore
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Other
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ECap U's Drunken MacDash Ramblings
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
Slice of Life
Captain Unstoppable is a raging alcoholic and a crazed shipper
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Jake The Army Guy · 12k words · 45 7 · 948 views
TSurrogate Dashie
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
When Rainbow Dash's date with her boyfriend is crashed by a jilted "lover," she learns there are downsides to being so awesome.
Sex
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Spitfire
Berry Punch
Lightning Dust
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EButton Thrash
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Button Mash gets caught in a mosh.
Other
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TUnder A Luminous Skyfall
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Tragedy
Captain Fleethoof confesses his true love, but will another stallion have beaten him to it?
Alt. Universe
OC
Jake The Army Guy · 1.8k words · 37 9 · 878 views
TEye of the Beholder
MLP: FiM
Dark
Agents Bentgrass and Lulamoon race to find a killer.
Trixie
OC
Babs Seed
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Stories You Need To Read or You Fail At Life

Earth & Sky Sequel to Windfall, set three years after. Twilight & Rarity invent artificial wings! by Warren Hutch 264,681 words · 1,192 · 28
Our Gifts You know that feeling? You know, the feeling that you've forgotten something important? It is 10:32 p.m. on Hearth's Warming Eve, and Twilight just got that feeling... by The Descendant 12,194 words · 814 · 11
Innavedr A broken party of friends struggles to reunite. Rainbow Dash continues to fly east. by Imploding Colon 313,419 words · 1,027 · 41
It Takes a Village Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help... by determamfidd 148,765 words · 3,491 · 63
The Griffon War: A Soldier's Memoirs The journal of a front line soldier in the Royal Guard. by Dusk Quill 81,246 words · 301 · 6

These are my favorite stories in the Fandom. Go read them. Especially The Griffon War. Dusk Quill is the single most criminally underrated author on this site.

Even MORE Stories You Need To Read!

A Few Bits Short The Mane Six find out what happens when you try to dine and dash by RazBro 26,932 words · 142 · 5
The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,476 words · 1,051 · 33
Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,358 words · 7,242 · 112
Mines of Dragon Mountain The Doctor and his friends return for another adventure! by H3ph3stus 84,963 words · 125 · 2

Read. Now. Especially A Few Bits Short.

Comments ( 825 )

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Jake The Army Guy

Jake The Army Guy #825 · September 26th · 3 · ·

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Whiskey.

B_25

B_25 #824 · September 25th · · ·

Tea or coffee?

Illumipony

Illumipony #823 · September 20th · · ·

I can not express how important it is for you to hear this.

Marshal Twilight

Marshal Twilight #822 · August 19th · · ·

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Thought of you every day bb <3

Jake The Army Guy

Jake The Army Guy #821 · August 19th · · ·

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I missed you, boo.

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My Stuff(if you care to read)

Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 104,820 words · 563 · 24
Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 391 · 18
Button Thrash Button Mash gets caught in a mosh. by Jake The Army Guy 2,128 words · 96 · 13