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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian Universalist
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:
Golden Vision
Pilate
Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Die Hard
Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Jun
27th
2017

Time's Almost Up! · 8:26am Yesterday

HOwdy, everyone! First and FOremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:

Adorable and accurate!

Dude, there are sooooooo many pics I wanna post for Adorable Applejack, but I can't yet. Stupid spoilers...

Anywho, the time limit for Jake The Army Guy's Horseword Extravaganza is almost up! The deadline is this Friday! So far we've had eleven entries. Some great, some bad, some l00d, but all appreciated. I know of at least four others that said they were entering, which means the final tally will be around 15. That means the winner gets $40 cold hard cash! I've decided that the judging will take place over ten days, so July 10th will be the announcement of the winners.

I'm humbled greatly that so many people have entered. Thank you all. Get your entries in ASAP!

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Thanks for the fave!

I just got done with my story for your contest. I just need for it to be posted so I can submit it to the contest. :twilightsmile:

Unfortunately I won’t have time to participate in your contest, but good on ya for putting that together! And as always, thanks for making me do pushups at the end of each East Horse chapter.

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