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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm currently a broke college student living off the government teat. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Aggressively Centrist
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica


Come Hear Jake On The Determined Podcast At 1PM CST on 5/13! · 3:56am May 13th, 2022

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:

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Thank you for writing such an interesting story! :ajsmug:

Thank you for the fav!

So not Slash, Tipton, or Wallis. Apparently Nickelback boasts the only man able to musically bitch slap Beelzebub, Go fig:unsuresweetie:

Lol yeah I was going through a bunch of my authors stories(again) and finding ones I'd never read yet(AGAIN). Good stuff as always from you. Once again I'm saddened I never officially used this profile until recently. Whatever's got ya down, keep strong bother!

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