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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Jake The Army Guy Joined 12th Dec, 2011 · Offline

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Nov
27th
2020

IT'S OKAY NOW, RIGHT?! · 2:12pm Last Friday

Or should I wait another few hours until Sedna is in retrograde with Uranus?! Lord knows I wouldn't want to anger the Santa Hat gods and risk incurring their wrath, therefore dooming myself to an eternity of listening to Mariah Carey at a department store filled with Christmas decorations while it's still 90 degrees outside!

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These are my favorite stories in the Fandom. Go read them. Especially The Griffon War. Dusk Quill is the single most criminally underrated author on this site.

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Read. Now. Especially A Few Bits Short.
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Ice Star
Ice Star #878 · 1 week ago · · ·
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Thank you for the follow, gamer and cool guy.

FloydienSlip
FloydienSlip #876 · 1 week ago · · ·
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Jake... you gotta let the dogs out.

Jake The Army Guy
Jake The Army Guy #875 · 1 week ago · · ·
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deltablaze22
deltablaze22 #874 · 1 week ago · · ·
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let the dogs out

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  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 104,328 words · 573 · 25
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 83,351 words · 391 · 18
  • Button Thrash Button Mash gets caught in a mosh. by Jake The Army Guy 2,128 words · 104 · 12
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