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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Jake The Army Guy Joined 12th Dec, 2011 · Offline

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm currently a broke college student living off the government teat. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Aggressively Centrist
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Jul
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2021

Artist Spotlight Dump: Yakovlev-vad · 3:16am July 15th

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


Appul hugs will crack the strongest armor

Now then...

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FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #900 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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In case you needed an extra dose of adorable Applejack today:

TheKMExperience
TheKMExperience #899 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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What's happening, J-Tag! :raritywink:

Perpetually Confused
Perpetually Confused #898 · June 3rd · · ·
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3047538
Private Potato
>Is pone
>has dad
>moms is multiple. multimoms
>emphasis on healthy living and moral behavior.
>encourages betterment in others
>never had the sex with a human woman

"Behold a man!"
-Diogenes

Jake The Army Guy
Jake The Army Guy #897 · May 31st · · ·
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3047523

Private Potato is Best Pony.

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  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 103,010 words · 585 · 25
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 79,272 words · 397 · 16
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