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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Jake The Army Guy Joined 11th Dec, 2011 · Offline

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Aug
25th
2018

Signal Boost: The Bronycon Bookstore · 5:36pm August 25th

Howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


The bestest.

Now then, have you ever said to yourself, "Gosh, Jake's stories are just so good! What I wouldn't give for a paperback copy of Under A Luminous Sky!

No?

You haven't?

Well, fuck you, then!

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Latest Stories
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Stories You Need To Read or You Fail At Life

  • Earth & Sky Sequel to Windfall, set three years after. Twilight & Rarity invent artificial wings! by Warren Hutch 264,681 words · 1,190 · 28
  • Our Gifts You know that feeling? You know, the feeling that you've forgotten something important? It is 10:32 p.m. on Hearth's Warming Eve, and Twilight just got that feeling... by The Descendant 12,194 words · 814 · 11
  • Innavedr A broken party of friends struggles to reunite. Rainbow Dash continues to fly east. by Imploding Colon 313,419 words · 1,022 · 40
  • It Takes a Village Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help... by determamfidd 148,765 words · 3,487 · 63
  • The Griffon War: A Soldier's Memoirs The journal of a front line soldier in the Royal Guard. by Dusk Quill 81,246 words · 299 · 6
These are my favorite stories in the Fandom. Go read them. Especially The Griffon War. Dusk Quill is the single most criminally underrated author on this site.

MORE Stories You Need To Read Or You Fail At Life

  • At Home on the Range After a successful sonic rainboom shatters all of Applejack's windows Rainbow must work off the debt by chief maximus 40,078 words · 1,591 · 54
  • Baby, it's Cold Outside There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac. by Captain Unstoppable 13,269 words · 654 · 18
  • Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 559,779 words · 1,384 · 39
Just what it says. More of the best. Go read. Especially The Many Deaths of Rainbow Dash. It's like a sitcom written by Jeffrey Dahmer.

Even MORE Stories You Need To Read!

  • A Few Bits Short The Mane Six find out what happens when you try to dine and dash by RazBro 26,932 words · 141 · 5
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,939 words · 1,042 · 32
  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,358 words · 7,212 · 111
  • Mines of Dragon Mountain The Doctor and his friends return for another adventure! by H3ph3stus 84,963 words · 125 · 2
Read. Now. Especially A Few Bits Short.
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Illumipony
Illumipony #825 · 11 hours ago · · ·
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I can not express how important it is for you to hear this.

Marshal Twilight
Marshal Twilight #824 · August 19th · · ·
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2637661

Thought of you every day bb <3

Marshal Twilight
Marshal Twilight #822 · August 18th · · ·
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All you have is circumstantial evidence :trixieshiftright:

re- Yamsmos
re- Yamsmos #821 · July 20th · · ·
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You down for random proofreading?

I might have something down the line for ya.

also never forget

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My Stuff(if you care to read)

  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 104,820 words · 561 · 24
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 390 · 18
  • Button Thrash Button Mash gets caught in a mosh. by Jake The Army Guy 2,128 words · 94 · 13
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