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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm currently a broke college student living off the government teat. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Aggressively Centrist
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

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2021

Artist Spotlight Dump: Yakovlev-vad · 3:16am July 15th

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


Appul hugs will crack the strongest armor

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In case you needed an extra dose of adorable Applejack today:

What's happening, J-Tag! :raritywink:

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>Is pone
>has dad
>moms is multiple. multimoms
>emphasis on healthy living and moral behavior.
>encourages betterment in others
>never had the sex with a human woman

"Behold a man!"
-Diogenes

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Private Potato is Best Pony.

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