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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Jake The Army Guy Joined 11th Dec, 2011 · Offline

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Nov
19th
2019

The Bad Idea Fairy · 4:35am Tuesday

Howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


Appul Floof!

Now then, I want to talk about something that has plagued me for the longest time, and has been hounding me ever since I started working on my super secret project.

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Inferno demon Dash
Inferno demon Dash #838 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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2803546
Lol. Mine to. It's good to hear from you.

Jake The Army Guy
Jake The Army Guy #837 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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2803542

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Well, not by much...

Inferno demon Dash
Inferno demon Dash #836 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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Good to see you old friend.

Super Trampoline
Super Trampoline #835 · 3 weeks ago · · ·
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2802975
I... okay, that's pretty funny.

Jake The Army Guy
Jake The Army Guy #834 · 3 weeks ago · · ·
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2802973
No.

It's a Jake-alope.

Get it?

Get it?!

IT'S A JAKEALOPE, CORRAL!!!

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  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 104,501 words · 565 · 25
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 392 · 18
  • Button Thrash Button Mash gets caught in a mosh. by Jake The Army Guy 2,128 words · 99 · 13
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