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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian Universalist
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:
Golden Vision
Pilate
Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Die Hard
Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Latest Stories

Stories You Need To Read or You Fail At Life

  • Earth & Sky Sequel to Windfall, set three years after. Twilight & Rarity invent artificial wings! by Warren Hutch 264,681 words · 15,575 views · 1,179 likes · 28 dislikes
  • Our Gifts You know that feeling? You know, the feeling that you've forgotten something important? It is 10:32 p.m. on Hearth's Warming Eve, and Twilight just got that feeling... by The Descendant 12,194 words · 7,417 views · 795 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Innavedr A broken party of friends struggles to reunite. Rainbow Dash continues to fly east. by Imploding Colon 313,419 words · 5,237 views · 903 likes · 39 dislikes
  • It Takes a Village Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help... by determamfidd 148,765 words · 36,198 views · 3,415 likes · 61 dislikes
  • The Griffon War: A Soldier's Memoirs The journal of a front line soldier in the Royal Guard. by Dusk Quill 81,246 words · 3,490 views · 290 likes · 6 dislikes

MORE Stories You Need To Read Or You Fail At Life

  • At Home on the Range After a successful sonic rainboom shatters all of Applejack's windows Rainbow must work off the debt by chief maximus 40,078 words · 22,083 views · 1,572 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Baby, it's Cold Outside There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac. by Captain Unstoppable 13,269 words · 6,402 views · 638 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 544,462 words · 14,319 views · 1,336 likes · 38 dislikes

Even MORE Stories You Need To Read!

  • A Few Bits Short The Mane Six find out what happens when you try to dine and dash by RazBro 26,932 words · 1,975 views · 140 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 10,985 views · 982 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,966 words · 71,025 views · 6,818 likes · 109 dislikes
  • Mines of Dragon Mountain The Doctor and his friends return for another adventure! by H3ph3stus 84,963 words · 1,340 views · 123 likes · 2 dislikes
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2. Wut?

Oh come now jake, you know this! Didn't they teach you in drill sargeant school how to stroke your privates?:trollestia:

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Thanks, brother. I still have no clue how I've fooled that many people into thinking I know what I'm doing...

Have some Metallica to celebrate your one thousandth follower.

Congratulations Jake. :pinkiehappy:

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My Stuff(if you care to read)

  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 105,538 words · 6,874 views · 553 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 4,657 views · 388 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Button Thrash Button Mash gets caught in a mosh. by Jake The Army Guy 2,128 words · 1,104 views · 88 likes · 12 dislikes