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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

Nov
7th
2017

Just Lost a Friend to Suicide · 11:34am November 7th

Well, not "just." A Friend of mine "just" lost a military friend to suicide. But several weeks ago, I did lose a friend. Good guy named Ben Calvin. We partied at Bronycon. Got drunk together. About as close to bonding as military guys get.

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  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 105,593 words · 7,069 views · 556 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 4,737 views · 388 likes · 18 dislikes
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