Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I served 13 years in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. 
I'm a producer for CBS Radio's ConnectingVets.com. We're a multimedia station dedicated to military veteran issues and information. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. Ain't I interesting?
Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike
I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.
Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Pony, The Amazing World of Gumball, Criminal Minds
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica
Howdy howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:
Tale as old as time, true as it can be...
Earth & Sky
Sequel to Windfall, set three years after. Twilight & Rarity invent artificial wings!
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· 1,183 likes
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Our Gifts
You know that feeling? You know, the feeling that you've forgotten something important? It is 10:32 p.m. on Hearth's Warming Eve, and Twilight just got that feeling...
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· 7,575 views
· 798 likes
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Innavedr
A broken party of friends struggles to reunite. Rainbow Dash continues to fly east.
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· 5,494 views
· 936 likes
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It Takes a Village
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help...
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· 36,718 views
· 3,433 likes
· 61 dislikes
The Griffon War: A Soldier's Memoirs
The journal of a front line soldier in the Royal Guard.
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· 3,561 views
· 291 likes
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At Home on the Range
After a successful sonic rainboom shatters all of Applejack's windows Rainbow must work off the debt
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· 1,576 likes
· 54 dislikes
Baby, it's Cold Outside
There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac.
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· 6,607 views
· 644 likes
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Harmony Theory
Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home.
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· 1,349 likes
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A Few Bits Short
The Mane Six find out what happens when you try to dine and dash
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· 1,992 views
· 140 likes
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The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian
Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married
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· 11,186 views
· 990 likes
· 29 dislikes
Hard Reset
Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.
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· 72,588 views
· 6,879 likes
· 108 dislikes
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Under A Luminous Sky
Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer
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· 6,975 views
· 556 likes
· 24 dislikes
Finding Your Place
Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life.
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· 4,708 views
· 388 likes
· 18 dislikes
Button Thrash
Button Mash gets caught in a mosh.
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· 1,169 views
· 91 likes
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I feel that I have been denied critical, need-to-know information...