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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Jake The Army Guy Joined 11th Dec, 2011 · Offline

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?


Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):
Politics: Independent Conservative
Religion: Christian Universalist
Best Character: Spike
Best Pony: Applejack
Best filly: Babs Seed
Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:
Golden Vision
Pilate
Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:
Favorite Movie: Die Hard
Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who
Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Favorite Band: Metallica

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17th
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Faffing With The Angels · 10:47pm June 17th

I'm going to be on the Seattle's Angels Podcast here shortly. Link will be posted once it's live.

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FamousLastWords
FamousLastWords #789 · Sunday · · ·
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Thanks for the fave!

Sanguine Dream
Sanguine Dream #786 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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I just got done with my story for your contest. I just need for it to be posted so I can submit it to the contest. :twilightsmile:

Rudy45
Rudy45 #785 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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Unfortunately I won’t have time to participate in your contest, but good on ya for putting that together! And as always, thanks for making me do pushups at the end of each East Horse chapter.

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  • Under A Luminous Sky Twilight and an investigator from Canterlot must catch a killer by Jake The Army Guy 105,538 words · 6,808 views · 550 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 4,629 views · 387 likes · 17 dislikes
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