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Featherweight saved Princess Twilight Sparkle's life, the least she can do is let him take her out for dinner. Spike and Rumble, on the other hoof, believe this to be a bad idea.
Featherweight has always been mocked for having such tiny wings and big ears, one day Diamond Tiara hit a little too low for the young boy to handle. After going to sleep a certain Princess of the Night comes to comfort him.
Featherweight is in love with an amazing mare adored by many. She's the ideal mare he wants to share his life with. But is the mare he loves truly what she claims to be?
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
Intrigued by her brush with love, Sweetie Belle concocts a plan to find her a special someone. A plan that will need the help of Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.
