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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Dec
1st
2020

RELAXETH THINE MAMMARIES!!! · 2:24am Yesterday

Blah, blah, Adorable Applejack:

Okay, I know that a bunch of y'all just got a random ass update notice for a story that ended nearly eight years ago. Well, you can relax. There is no new chapter of Under A Luminous Sky.

Well, okay there is a new chapter, but it's not a new new chapter.

Nanu-nanu.

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Nov
30th
2020

FeatherQuiet Featured on EqD! · 8:04pm Monday

Howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


Appul -Chan

Now then...

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Nov
27th
2020

IT'S OKAY NOW, RIGHT?! · 2:12pm Last Friday

Or should I wait another few hours until Sedna is in retrograde with Uranus?! Lord knows I wouldn't want to anger the Santa Hat gods and risk incurring their wrath, therefore dooming myself to an eternity of listening to Mariah Carey at a department store filled with Christmas decorations while it's still 90 degrees outside!

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Nov
24th
2020

A Most Unusual Music Blog · 5:13am November 24th

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


Best Sisters don't @ me

Now then...

You may be asking yourself exactly why this is a "most unusual" music blog. Well, thats' because it is a Jake The Army Guy music post... WITH NO METAL!!!

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Nov
17th
2020

Spime is a Crace · 9:01pm November 17th

Nov
14th
2020

New Story Commissioned/FamousLastWords Is Awesome! · 9:41pm November 14th

Howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:

Now then...

Y'all know by now that I lurve me some shipping. I've done so many blogs talking about my favorite parings and art dumps of fluffy romance that it should be clear. What should also be clear is that one of my favorite ships these days is YonaBar.

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Nov
11th
2020

Happy Free Pancake Day! · 2:53pm November 11th

also pay no attention to the deleted drunken blog and avatar change never happened shhhh no more thoughts only sleep

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Nov
11th
2020

Better Late Than Never. Well, Maybe... · 1:43am November 11th

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


"Whoa Nelly, sugar cube! That was one heck of a fall! Huh? Humans? TV Show? Pfft, y'all are talkin' nonsense! Come on, on yer hooves, we got apple t' buck!"

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Nov
7th
2020

All The Metal Furries! (Art Commission) · 12:59am November 7th

Howdy folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


*falls to the ground clutching chest*

Now then...

Hey, you kids like furries, right?! I mean, bronies are furries, after all. Search your feelings, you know it to be true

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Nov
4th
2020

A Man Can Spark Hope · 7:31pm November 4th

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