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Jake The Army Guy


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Feb
24th
2022

Signal Flare: Skeeter Needs To Feed The Meter · 3:29am Feb 24th, 2022

Howdy, everyone!

Damn it;s been a while...

...

Anywho, my friend and yours, eternally groovy guy Skeeter the Lurker, is in some dire straights. He is in need of some money for nothing, but don't worry, you don;t have to provide free chicks.

Click on over here to help out! Skeeter is a really bro. He's been a friend since I got to this damn fandom. I know how generous you fucking mad lads and lassies can be, so please pitch in if you can spare the coin!

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Comments ( 2 )

True! I'll boost this tomorrow.

Also the term (and also the band) is dire straits, unless you mean he's desperate for a lady.

To say the least: the pun theme you got going on amused me greatly.

Thank you for the shout, my dude. Stay awesome.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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