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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again, and rather than missing their families two years in a row, Gallus all but demanded his friends return home for the holidays. Deciding that the School of Friendship's dorm was more comfortable than the Griffonstone halfway house, he elected to simply remain in Ponyville, brood a bit, and pointedly try to ignore the happy chorus outside.

But then Sandbar just had to go and ruin it by being the great friend that he is.


This was written for str8aura as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

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He would have thought anyone shopping “the day before” would be running around like a sighted field mouse, desperately trying to find a gift for some loved one they saw once or twice a year and had completely forgotten about.

Nah, that's just humans, Gallus. We're idiots that way.

Very cute, Jake! I'm not much of a Gallbar shipper myself, but I see the appeal, and you did a good job with it. :twilightsmile:

Heheh, that was indeed a very nice sweet story. :3

Very cute story that makes my cold, egoistical heart feel very warm. Congratulations, you have done a great job with your writing.

It's great although I feel a bit short mostly because it looks like it eneded up at the midpoint and there's a lot that can be covered

Still a great cute fic with a very cute ship.

Niiice :3

Jake the Army Guy

I know him... That can't be...

Either way, this wasn't bad. Slow pining's always a win in my book, and I know what it's like to be insecure about your stories. You don't need that as much; you're a perfectly good writer.

Better than what mine's turning out to be, anyway.

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Yeah, I really wish I had done more with it, as it's more of a scene than a story, but life has been hectic AF between the holidays, finals, and the friggin' world ending. Still, I'm at least somewhat happy with the outcome.


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D'aw, thanks y'all!

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I know him... That can't be...

Something something abandon all hope...

This was so cute! I love seeing Gallus get flustered by kindness, and this delivered in a big way. My only (Hearthswarming) wish is that there was more to read!

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completly understandable it was great in it's own merit; just hope to see more in the future...when posible of course hehehe

This was just beyond cute and now I’m already picturing the whole flustered questioning of “shit I think I like my best friend”

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When I was pitching the idea to my friend, after Sandbar said what he did, I simply wrote: [flustered homosexual catbird noises]

I loved it!!! I want more!

Jake, you writing wholesome dudes in love was just what I needed this holiday season. This was absolutely sappy, and honestly? With that author's note and the way this left off, you clearly left enough room for a sequel. Quality MLM cuties crushing on each other can only go so far... so c'mon. Let them confess and stick the 'boy' and 'friend' together. I've been in both the place of Sandbar and grumpy why-me-over-others Gallus before on a lot of friend stuff, so it was so sweet seeing their dynamic here.

Was the scarf shopping a reference to Meteor Mirage's works with this pairing by chance?

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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Heh, thanks, my dude! While I am a ride-or-die crew member on the S.S. YonaBar, I also adore it when Mr. Grumpy Birb hooks up with Mr. Himbo-in-Training. And I'm not sure who "Meteor Mirage" is, but if they write good GallBar, I shall have to look them up!


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Thank you for your opinion. I shall consider it thoughtfully.

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Heh, thanks, my dude! While I am a ride-or-die crew member on the S.S. YonaBar, I also adore it when Mr. Grumpy Birb hooks up with Mr. Himbo-in-Training.

I'm partial to both, though may I introduce you to my personal favorite:
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GalBarYona snuggle puddle. The golden ticket into happy endings for all and patrician taste. I'm dying for someone to write this and dying in its absence.

And I'm not sure who "Meteor Mirage" is, but if they write good GallBar, I shall have to look them up!

EFriends and Family Day, or What Happens When You Ignore Half of an Event Name
After Twilight Sparkle reopens her School of Friendship she decides, as an act of diplomacy, to hold another Friends and Family Day to prove her school is different this time. Sadly, not everything goes according to plan with the attendees.
Meteor_Mirage · 2.8k words  ·  239  11 · 8.8k views

Allow me to introduce you to this lovely drama trilogy. It's absolutely heartfelt stuff with cute teen dudes having a gay old time.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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Eh, not a big fan of poly relationships, but I can see how it would be cute.

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I'm actually a bit honored that you commented on my story. I've seen you floating about the site like a sort of necrotic mist, flitting about and poisoning comment sections with contrarian snipes, telling people they suck because they like things you don't, and how you're objectively right and they are obviously idiots for having alternate opinions. You're like a modern day Reality Check, in a way. A living anti-joke that seeks to ruin someone's day like a year-round Grinch. I consider it a badge of honor for you to try and ruin my fun and/or day.

So thank you! This is the best Christmas gift I could have asked for! And whatever snide, acidic reply you leave is just the cherry on top. Bless you, friend! :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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I just think it’s a solid resolution, and that’s coming from someone who doesn’t usually poly ship either.
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People are allowed to like multiple ships. Also, the description makes it clear this was a gift. The ship was specifically requested by the person it is gifted too. You’re being extremely rude to do this in the comments of a lighthearted gift fic of all things.

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You sound as ridiculous as DakariKingMykan with your bizarre dogma talk. People are allowed to do nice things for one another.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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It’s shipping. There’s no research and citation filled argument to have. You don’t like the thing because you have your personal preferences. Congratulations, so do other people.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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The vast majority of the stories on this site contain material that deviates from canon because people like to have fun with their personal ideas. There is literally nothing wrong with someone wanting something else.

Last time I checked, Fluttershy and your OC weren’t canon either.

Maybe you should find something better to do than harass people over inoffensive preferences no one tricked you into reading.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

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Pretty sure the only dreck here is you, at this point. Go have a nice holiday with some folks. Sip some eggnog and chillax, or at least read some stuff you actually like.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Dec 26th, 2020

This was really cute! The site needs more GallBar. I hope the recipient enjoyed this fic as much as I did! :twilightsmile:

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Against my better judgement, I'll respond one last time.

no response to what i said?

What... kind of response were you looking for? And respond to what? You basically said, "I hate this ship, and so should you." Did... did you actually want me to logically debate that incredibly subjective opinion? Why? I mean, I really dislike AppleDash, but I don't berate people who like it. Actually I did used to do that, randomly parachute into other people's stories and bitch and moan about them not having the same opinions as me, but I stopped because I realized that I was being an annoying asshole.

just gonna ad-hom at me like someone without an argument?

Thirty minutes earlier...

you're some fairweather fuckboi

who wants to play both ends against the middle

I'm sorry, did I miss the memo where shipping became a zero sum game? Are ships now like cutie marks? You get one and that's it? No, wait, a cutie mark doesn't mean you can only like one thing, so... I don't even know what a better analogy would be, and I don't care to look into it.

Well, I only responded because I've had a bit to drink and my self-restraint is a bit shit at the moment. Be well.

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the recipient coulda asked for something not garbage

Yeah, I know. They could have asked for you not to say anything.

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A short but very cute one being best bird and turtle horse. It’s also nice to see Sandbar being nice big brother, we don’t get to see that too often


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Nice one dude, that guys being an ass

OH, this is it, THIS is the Gallbar goodness I was hoping for in these holidays! :raritystarry: It really doesn't come across like you've never written for this ship before--the characterization and the dynamic is just immaculate. Sandbar being so sweet, dorky, and somewhat oblivious, but not to the point where he can't comfort Gallus, the way he's so unknowingly romantic to him, and even the subtle drops of Sandbar's surfer speech are just perfect. And Gallus not-so-secretly pining hard for Sandbar and trying but failing not to be such an adorable blushy mess is also PERFECT to melt my heart. You showed exactly why I find this ship so irresistibly cute. I loved this all so much!! :pinkiehappy:

I don't really know as much about the School of Friendship characters as I do the main 6 etc, so I have no background to really comment on how accurate the characterisation is, but it was nice to see some decent writing and a good punchline. Then again, look who the author is. Have a good one.

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D'aww! Dreit, Your Majesty. :pinkiecrazy:

I'd make a joke of "They seem like good friends" but I haven't read pony fics in months and this was just nice.

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Well, I'm glad you liked it! :pinkiehappy:

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Believe me I did.

Damn, no sloppy makeout session in the market. What a shame.:ajsleepy:

For real tho, this was great! Really liked the way you wrote Sandbar here. He’s a bit oblivious, but he ain’t a dummy. I have every confidence that those boys will smooch eventually. Nice, short, and sweet. A nice treat before bed. Thanks for writing this, dude!

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D'aww, thank you! :twilightblush:

And yeah, Sandbar is most definitely going home tonight and researching how to kiss someone with a beak. :pinkiecrazy:

This fic feels like a mug of hot chocolate coming in from the snow. Very sweet, very cute, very Christmas.

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Heh, yeah. That was kind of the intent. Life prevented me from really delving deep into their relationship. SO my goal in the end was a short little fluffy romance piece, a wholesome little nugget of cute to warm the heart.

Thank you so much foe reading, and I am genuinely giddy that you enjoyed it! :pinkiehappy:

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