Ponysona: Tipsy K

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. On hiatus until further notice. Filly on, everypony.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Fragile please handle with Care =D

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

A real lady killer.

Just a brony who likes trains. LONG LIVE STEAM!!!!!

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I was a scrub at being a homeless jew and now I'm reinventing myself. No longer am I NTSTS the shitty mod, or (((darf))) the greedy plagiarist, for I am DarfsydePhil, here to save your souls.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Silence amongst the sinful.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I <3 every type of mlp fiction and I can't wait to read a lot of them

I am kind of good at writing but have no ideas. I hope you can help with that.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Give sanity a longer leash, but some of us have sharper teeth in dreams... in dreams... in Love's Secret Domain.

Hey man, wheres that horse mayonnaise I ordered from the dark web you fucking swindlers.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

A snarky Irishman who likes making words happen. Princess Discord is best pony.

Ormus von Orbulon -- Great master of confusion and bewilderment -- Overlord of the Necropian Abyss -- The last of the Adherents of the Repeated Meme ~(OvO)~

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.

What would Discord do?