• Member Since 29th Mar, 2012
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Good Christian Ethesto

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.


Shit's so cash

  • MC Romney After losing the presidential election, Mitt Romney decided to become the greatest rapper in the entire universe. So when MC Twilight starts thinking she's hot stuff, it's up to him to put her in her place. Rap will never be the same again. by Good Christian Ethesto 2,516 words · 1,180 views · 88 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Background Villain When the princesses realize that king Sombra probably wasn't properly killed, they decide to do something about it. by Good Christian Ethesto 11,386 words · 1,034 views · 37 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Cutie Mark Crusader Demon Summoning Sweetie Belle finally earns her cutie mark. by Good Christian Ethesto 4,650 words · 1,746 views · 67 likes · 7 dislikes

Swibbity swank

  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Good Christian Ethesto 10,567 words · 1,338 views · 95 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Halo man in Equestria: Humping is Magic Halo man goes to Equestria.... by Good Christian Ethesto 29,617 words · 3,208 views · 138 likes · 25 dislikes

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Oops, I did it again · 4:03am Apr 7th, 2016

"Oh wow, another blog about a garbage youtube video that Ethesto made, he sure is a fucking unoriginal piece of trash," thought everyone, and, be that as it may, you should totes watch this, bros! Brofist***

xDDDDD upboats to the right >le 2009 in here lelelelol
End my life already, someone.

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2320539 Jokes on you. iMac uses an i7.

2180661 HA! Scrub!

I did this on an iPad!



2180474 Overclocked i7-4790k. :derpytongue2:

How'd you manage to navigate through my labyrinth of .gifs?

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-Dismantle a group with several hundred members over several months [x]
-Write 25 autisms [x]
-Get over 100 dislikes on a single story in a matter of hours [x]
-Have said story deleted by mods for being too offensive to baby bronies [x]
-Break the rules and piss off all the mods [x]
-Have yet another story get deleted [x]
-Still not banned :[
-Receive threats and hate messages via PM's, user page, and group threads [x]
-Constantly purge my weak-willed followers with grotesque fanfics and hateful blogs [x]
-Have a story get featured [x]
-Kiss 1,000 girls on the lips [x]
Number of people to spam dislike my page:7
Number of tears shed on my behalf: countless