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MC Romney After losing the presidential election, Mitt Romney decided to become the greatest rapper in the entire universe. So when MC Twilight starts thinking she's hot stuff, it's up to him to put her in her place. Rap will never be the same again. by Good Christian Ethesto 2,516 words · 88 · 16
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-Have yet another story get deleted [x]
-Still not banned :[
-Receive threats and hate messages via PM's, user page, and group threads [x]
-Constantly purge my weak-willed followers with grotesque fanfics and hateful blogs [x]
-Have a story get featured [x]
-Kiss 1,000 girls on the lips [x]
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