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Better story, now posted · 11:43pm Jul 3rd, 2021
Syke, here's the real story I'm posting today.
Chuckward and I have been slowly taking turns typing short parts of this for like 2 years now. Pretty sad, huh?
Kim Possible: A Sitch in Equestria
It's like 95k words long and I'll post all the chapters over the next week or so.
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-Dismantle a group with several hundred members over several months [x]
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-Have said story deleted by mods for being too offensive to baby bronies [x]
-Break the rules and piss off all the mods [x]
-Have yet another story get deleted [x]
-Still not banned :[
-Receive threats and hate messages via PM's, user page, and group threads [x]
-Constantly purge my weak-willed followers with grotesque fanfics and hateful blogs [x]
-Have a story get featured [x]
-Kiss 1,000 girls on the lips [x]
Number of people to spam dislike my page:7
Number of tears shed on my behalf: countless
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It sure has been a while, bud.
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