• Member Since 29th Mar, 2012
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Good Christian Ethesto

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.


Trouble is brewing in Space Equestria as the bad guys are causing problems all over the place. Luckily, Fluttershy and the Resisties are gonna fix everything. Maybe...

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Comments ( 13 )

Still better than fallout equestria.

You're better than Fallout Equestria ;)

That cover art makes me want to hug you.

you knpw it took me five minuets of looking at the title page to get what its was mocking

But this story isn't on the title page anymore.


five minuets

Another dance, monsieur?

see, i always had the suspicion that Rainbow was a centipede
now i have completely canon proof thanks to you
godspeed, ethesto

6964297 >not understanding ethesto or his mission
I pity you, for you will never known the true glory of happiness that is the mental penetration of ethesto's mission

6967514 sir, I'm afraid you've made a mistake
you see, french was created by literal subhumans: the french. And these subhumans are a race of horrible sub-people who wish to torment everyone who tries to do anything vaguely related to them. As such, french is spelled in a way that makes no god damn sense; english, at least, has some phonetic application. French is pants-on-head devilspeak, and as such the word "yes" is spelled "oui" and pronounced "wee"

also, they like to add extra entire fucking syllables on the ends of words that they don't pronounce, such as is the case for "Versailles"

as you can see, it's clearly irresponsible as a member of an advanced, non-french society to let such horrors continue

do your part in making the world a better place, and kill a french

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