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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Aug
18th
2019

It's finished. · 7:11pm Aug 18th, 2019

TSonichu and the Autism that Pierced the Heavens
Christian Weston Chandler uses the might of his autism to pierce the veil between realities. Now he and his son, Sonichu, the electric-hedgehog-type pokemon, find themselves in Equestria where the ponies need their help.
Good Christian Ethesto · 17k words  ·  95  181 · 1.6k views

Would ya look at that? Only took 6 years.

Apr
7th
2016

Oops, I did it again · 4:03am Apr 7th, 2016

"Oh wow, another blog about a garbage youtube video that Ethesto made, he sure is a fucking unoriginal piece of trash," thought everyone, and, be that as it may, you should totes watch this, bros! Brofist***

xDDDDD upboats to the right >le 2009 in here lelelelol
End my life already, someone.

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Mar
30th
2016

I made a youtube video · 9:07pm Mar 30th, 2016

Soon enough I'll be horse famous, and youtube famous. Wowza!

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Mar
29th
2016

I'm relevant · 3:54pm Mar 29th, 2016

I actually wrote something that I enjoyed, so I'm making a blog about it.
The Land Before Time Crossover That You've Been Waiting For All Your Life
You should read it so I can feel less bad about myself. I-it's not like I want you to read it or anything, b-baka!

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Feb
23rd
2016

Does anyone remember me? · 2:05am Feb 23rd, 2016

I hope not. I wrote some horse stuff, though.
Star Horse

I also wrote this other thing about 4 years ago and submitted it without edits, so it's probably retarded.
The Bostmare Massacure
I'm actually too lazy to proof read it. Isn't that just sad?

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Aug
18th
2015

No Horse's Sky · 8:57pm Aug 18th, 2015

Like the sneaky jew that I am, I managed to get something submitted.
No Horse's Sky
My writing sure is top-quality!!1

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Jul
17th
2015

Good night sweet prince · 12:11am Jul 17th, 2015

At this point the mods have basically said they won't accept anything I submit in the future (big surprise).
Peace out, girl scouts.

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Jul
9th
2015

Fanart · 7:55pm Jul 9th, 2015

Unlike you sniveling little creeps, wallowing in your own filth like a bunch of hippopotamuses, some fine, young lad made me a beautiful piece of fan art.

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Apr
7th
2015

Well, here's that story that the mods cried about and deleted. Happy Easter, faggots. · 4:44am Apr 7th, 2015

All throughout Ponyville, the ponies slept in their little pony beds, dreaming of Easter and all its joys. Of rabbits and eggs and so many toys. Why, the very thought of Easter sent their little hearts aflutter, but there was one who hated this day like none other. His name was Jesus and from the Everfree he slunk. He thought the whole holiday was nothing but junk, and in their bunks the ponies slept unaware he had risen. For it was the third day, and Jesus was naughty as sin.

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Apr
5th
2015

My constant, unending disappointment. · 11:39pm Apr 5th, 2015

I submitted 5 stories today. Two have made it through the prereader's taking this website way too seriously. Two were denied, and one was outright deleted. And someone once argued that fimfiction.net isn't shit.

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