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The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Shit I'm Gonna Fucking Write

  • Buck You In spite of Spike's rising status, the one whom he desires still remains blind to him. There is one though who does notice, and she wishes to be with him. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • Fluttershy's Morning After Fluttershy wakes up in some other pony's bathtub. What did she do last night, and who is the pony who woke up with her? by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • The Alicorn in Tight Fitting Jeans Princess Cadance finds herself wishing for a life different than what she has, even if it is only for one night. So, tonight, she will go out and find what she desires. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • When Worlds Collide Twilight created the portal, and something came through. When it came through, twelve ponies became trapped on another world. Can they survive long enough for help to arrive? And what was it that came through? by Biker_Dash 11,107 words · 1,547 views · 78 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Applejack's Run Applejack is a trucker running from a corrupt cop, and she has a lot of followers who join her in a run for freedom. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views

The Fucking Shit I Write

Simply The Fucking Best!

  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 20,489 views · 1,505 likes · 82 dislikes
  • The Life and Times of a Winning Pony Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride. by Chengar Qordath 361,449 words · 35,921 views · 3,546 likes · 191 dislikes
  • Wings on the Horizon The water has always soothed me. The sounds of waves always makes me feel calm, makes me forget my sadness for just a moment. I never realized what the ocean had in store for me. by The Nameless Knight 6,874 words · 551 views · 20 likes · 2 dislikes

More Of The Fucking Best!

  • Rites of Ascension Twilight makes a new spell and starts the gears of fate with her ascension to alicornhood. (Writing started before Season 3.) by CvBrony 496,749 words · 29,607 views · 2,607 likes · 69 dislikes
  • Seeing the Pattern Using the Pinkie Sense, Pinkamina prevents the deaths of others and cheats fate. by Aegis Shield 32,995 words · 22,767 views · 1,340 likes · 52 dislikes
  • Never Stop Smiling Rainbow Dash writes a letter to a lost friend by P3RROHAMBRE 3,101 words · 15,745 views · 1,002 likes · 36 dislikes

Even MOAR Fucking Awesome Fics!

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 8,538 views · 714 likes · 15 dislikes
  • M0re Than Gam3rs Gamer Luna and Derpy are best friends, with a love of gaming. Will it turn to something more? by P3RROHAMBRE 106,907 words · 11,532 views · 1,077 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Repercussions None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free. by GaryOak 150,997 words · 2,328 views · 120 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Blue Angel A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior by V-Pony 778,696 words · 22,657 views · 1,823 likes · 141 dislikes
  • Chaos Everlasting? Third story in my Discolight series. Discord has to deal with the inevitable passing of Twilight. by Seventh Heaven 2,437 words · 3,242 views · 191 likes · 14 dislikes

Me and My Fucking Shit


Biker Dash Reviews... FamousLastWords! · 1:35am October 7th

As today is the birthday of FamousLastWords, who happens to be an outstanding writer, I have decided that I shall review some of his works.

WARNING: There be spoilers for the stories in this review. If you have not read these stories, go do so now! Seriously, go read them! You’ll love them!

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My Police Record and shit... YO!



About Me:
Yeah... I read and write pony stuff. I play 8-ball and ride a motorcycle. I like gaming, coffee, and sleeping. I do not get enough of any of them. This is my motorcycle, a 2003 Yamaha V-max, which I have named, Woona.

And my 03 Dodge Ram, I affectionately call, Nightmare Moon

My FB pony page: Biker Dash (Friendship is Speed)
FB pony pages I admin:Brony Racing, Rainbow Dash,Princess Luna

My Skype: animeusmc

My DA account:Shammon (that will be changed to Biker Dash soon...)

My X-Box gametag: BikerDash

My Tumblr: BikerDash's Musings & Shit

Yeah... so lets do this shit, or something... idk

I occasionally proofread/edit for writers. Currently not proofreading or editing any stories, but if I have the time, I can give your fic a look-over if you need.

My Bucket List:
Complete a story
Complete a story that has more than 2 chapters

Use all the category tags
Use all the character tags
Join the Top Ten Commentor's list on site stats

The most followed motherfucker here

100 story views
1,000 story views
10,000 story views
100,000 story views
1,000,000 story views

5 stories published
10 stories published
20 stories published
50 stories published
Pass that motherfucking Regidar in stories published!

Have a fic in the Feature Box
Have a fic featured on Equestria After Dark
Have a fic featured on Equestria Daily

Have a fic with 200 upvotes
Have a fic with 500 upvotes
Have a fic with 1,000 upvotes

Have a fic favorited 200 times
Have a fic favorited 500 times
Have a fic favorited 1000 times
Have a fic favorited 2000 times
Have the most favorited fic on the damn site

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Rating Tags
Everyone | Teen | Mature | Sex | Gore

Catagory Tags

Freakin KILLER Moosicks!

Rush -- Closer to the Heart

Rush -- Time Stand Still

Rush -- Tom Sawyer

Rush -- Syrinx

Rush -- Dreamline

Rush -- The Analog Kid

Rush -- Subdivisions

Rush -- Bravado

Rush -- Hope

Rush -- Caravan

Rush -- Anthem

Rush -- Limelight

Led Zeppelin -- Immigrant Song

30 Seconds to Mars -- This is War

Clubs Foolish Enough To Let Me The Fuck In

Fucking Stalkers and Those I Fucking Stalk

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Is the story, those who came before, still updating?

When is the next chapter for Twilight's Rage gonna be posted?

Thanks for the fav!

Thanks for both the favorite and the follow! :pinkiehappy:

It looks like it should be interesting, and it is about Best Pony (in android form lol)

Story Approver

I hope you like my story. :heart:

Congrats on reaching 200!

Hey, thanks for the watch! (Also, another thanks for helping me reach 200 followers!)

2446027 You've earned it through writing really well.

Thank you for the follow, friend. :heart:

Thanks a lot for the favourite on "Hot Berries"! :heart: More will come. :twilightsmile:

2443260 Rarilight is one of my favorite ships

Thank you for the fave on Dense as Diamonds. Please enjoy your purple marshmallow fluff. :raritywink::twilightblush:

Thank you for the fave on Dense as Diamonds. Please enjoy your purple marshmallow fluff. :raritywink::twilightblush:

2442303 it was well earned. That story needs a sequel. That level of grand awesome deserves being continued. XD

Thanks for the fav!

Thanks for the fav!

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