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The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

The Fucking Shit I Write

Me and My Fucking Shit


Biker Dash Reviews... FamousLastWords! · 1:35am Oct 7th, 2017

As today is the birthday of FamousLastWords, who happens to be an outstanding writer, I have decided that I shall review some of his works.

WARNING: There be spoilers for the stories in this review. If you have not read these stories, go do so now! Seriously, go read them! You’ll love them!

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My Police Record and shit... YO!



About Me:
Yeah... I read and write pony stuff. I play 8-ball and ride a motorcycle. I like gaming, coffee, and sleeping. I do not get enough of any of them. This is my motorcycle, a 2003 Yamaha V-max, which I have named, Woona.

And my 03 Dodge Ram, I affectionately call, Nightmare Moon

My FB pony page: Biker Dash (Friendship is Speed)
FB pony pages I admin:Brony Racing, Rainbow Dash,Princess Luna

My Skype: animeusmc

My DA account:Shammon (that will be changed to Biker Dash soon...)

My X-Box gametag: BikerDash

My Tumblr: BikerDash's Musings & Shit

Yeah... so lets do this shit, or something... idk

I occasionally proofread/edit for writers. Currently not proofreading or editing any stories, but if I have the time, I can give your fic a look-over if you need.

My Bucket List:
Complete a story
Complete a story that has more than 2 chapters

Use all the category tags
Use all the character tags
Join the Top Ten Commentor's list on site stats

The most followed motherfucker here

100 story views
1,000 story views
10,000 story views
100,000 story views
1,000,000 story views

5 stories published
10 stories published
20 stories published
50 stories published
Pass that motherfucking Regidar in stories published!

Have a fic in the Feature Box
Have a fic featured on Equestria After Dark
Have a fic featured on Equestria Daily

Have a fic with 200 upvotes
Have a fic with 500 upvotes
Have a fic with 1,000 upvotes

Have a fic favorited 200 times
Have a fic favorited 500 times
Have a fic favorited 1000 times
Have a fic favorited 2000 times
Have the most favorited fic on the damn site

Tags used:

Rating Tags
Everyone | Teen | Mature | Sex | Gore

Catagory Tags

Freakin KILLER Moosicks!

Rush -- Closer to the Heart

Rush -- Time Stand Still

Rush -- Tom Sawyer

Rush -- Syrinx

Rush -- Dreamline

Rush -- The Analog Kid

Rush -- Subdivisions

Rush -- Bravado

Rush -- Hope

Rush -- Caravan

Rush -- Anthem

Rush -- Limelight

Led Zeppelin -- Immigrant Song

30 Seconds to Mars -- This is War

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I love your userpage!

Well I loves it! Dashies mane looks soo cute flowing back.

Lol, thank you. Its what I use everywhere.


i'm always happy to help people smile. also cute avi.:pinkiehappy:

You've earen the follow. Your story gave me laughs.

Thank you sooo much for the watch.

Is the story, those who came before, still updating?

When is the next chapter for Twilight's Rage gonna be posted?

Thanks for the fav!

Thanks for both the favorite and the follow! :pinkiehappy:

It looks like it should be interesting, and it is about Best Pony (in android form lol)

Story Approver

I hope you like my story. :heart:

Congrats on reaching 200!

Hey, thanks for the watch! (Also, another thanks for helping me reach 200 followers!)

2446027 You've earned it through writing really well.

Thank you for the follow, friend. :heart:

Thanks a lot for the favourite on "Hot Berries"! :heart: More will come. :twilightsmile:

2443260 Rarilight is one of my favorite ships

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