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Wise Cracker


Just some guy who likes chaos magic, ponies, and Blender. Getting moderately good at vector art in Inkscape and Synfig, learning animation, working on original novel series with horses and reindeer.

Dec
6th
2017

Happy Saint Nicholas, Everyone! · 2:02pm Last Wednesday

I realise this will most likely not be widely received, but hey. Happy Saint Nick's. Today is the day of the patron saint of children, sailors, and prostitutes. No mention of the Zwarte Piet controversy this year because... well, they caved into it, and now Zwarte Piet looks like your average white guy with soot on his face. Now any kid with half a brain can recognise who's under that disguise.

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Stories you may not know I wrote.

  • A Dash of Gold When the Wonderbolts announce a new competition, Dash is determined to do anything to win. by Wise Cracker 21,664 words · 2,361 views · 83 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Junior Flight Camp: The Crusader and the Bullhead Scootaloo makes a friend on Flight Camp, with his own flying problems. Friendship, coping and hilarity ensue. Also TwiDash friendshipping. by Wise Cracker 101,650 words · 6,127 views · 105 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Night of the Krampus It's Krampus Night; the time when naughty children get what they deserve. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are on the wrong list... by Wise Cracker 5,912 words · 1,369 views · 59 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Rarity and Little Waiwai Rarity foalsits a colt whose other foalsitters have abandoned him. Can her hair survive? by Wise Cracker 8,144 words · 902 views · 35 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Grabby Spike is stealing again. This calls for drastic measures, of a medicinal kind. by Wise Cracker 18,179 words · 1,785 views · 130 likes · 6 dislikes

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  • Necro-Semantics After what happened with Tirek, Twilight has some questions regarding Celestia's immortality. The answers are a bit of a shock, even to her. by Wise Cracker 6,468 words · 12,267 views · 1,354 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Empathy Rarity hears Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have been saying some mean things. She takes action, as only Rarity could. by Wise Cracker 7,136 words · 11,040 views · 1,114 likes · 34 dislikes
  • The Upside to Your Backside Rumble got his cutie mark and it's a doozy. Twilight tries to soothe his embarrassment. by Wise Cracker 3,667 words · 4,973 views · 399 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Changeling Blood Lyra and Bon Bon's adoptive son sells a drink that's insanely popular. Apple Bloom thinks he's brainwashing ponies with poison. And it's not just because he's a changeling. by Wise Cracker 54,211 words · 2,043 views · 191 likes · 6 dislikes
  • CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT OCTAVIA'S! YAY! The Cutie Mark Crusaders get drunk. Shortly after they have sleepover at Scootaloo's week home, with Octavia to watch over them. Octavia's foalsitting approach is... unorthodox. by Wise Cracker 30,552 words · 3,387 views · 424 likes · 11 dislikes

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YOU! Why did you not warn me! You know how much I looked for this! You know this has been a pet peeve for...

*ahem*

Just checked to see if the download completely legitimate purchase through official channels that are totally available in my country :twilightsheepish: of the episode went okay, saw the first few seconds/minutes of it and...

New unicorn colt. Waiting in line on the clubhouse steps. Way at the back, closed screen as soon as I noticed, but he was there.

*cue Hallelujahs*

2510526
I've heard. And I am excited. But still... five more weeks, ish, then I'll see when I'm home alone long enough to bingewatch the Season. And actually, probably going to start leaving the site's groups and such alone for a while, try and get out of this funk and publish something decent before year's end. That, and the novel needs rewriting again. Female reindeer Rumble expy... or rather, Rumble mixed with Scootaloo from the Tragedy on Lookout Lane thing, sound good?

Also, this was a Rumble-related cutie mark problem episode, no? I do hope I measure up favourably...

On second thought, I hope I was completely off the mark. My ego might collapse under its own weight if I actually got something right. :twilightoops:

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Dec
6th
2017

Happy Saint Nicholas, Everyone! · 2:02pm Last Wednesday

I realise this will most likely not be widely received, but hey. Happy Saint Nick's. Today is the day of the patron saint of children, sailors, and prostitutes. No mention of the Zwarte Piet controversy this year because... well, they caved into it, and now Zwarte Piet looks like your average white guy with soot on his face. Now any kid with half a brain can recognise who's under that disguise.

Read More