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Wise Cracker


Just some guy who likes chaos magic, ponies, and Blender. Getting moderately good at vector art in Inkscape and Synfig, learning animation, working on original novel series with horses and reindeer.

Oct
18th
2017

Interlude: Random Game Ideas for More Talented People. · 2:16pm Yesterday

Hey, all.

The magic blog thing has been slow due to real life shenanigans slowing down everything else (again), but rest assured I will be getting to it soon. I've adjusted my scheduling habits, and I've caught some glimpses of the new Season, too; it started airing in the dubbed version just this week. Like, I saw Flurry Heart trying to help the Cake twins this morning, and they just mobbed her. That episode. I'm not watching whole episodes in Dutch, though.

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Stories you may not know I wrote.

  • A Dash of Gold When the Wonderbolts announce a new competition, Dash is determined to do anything to win. by Wise Cracker 21,664 words · 2,341 views · 83 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Junior Flight Camp: The Crusader and the Bullhead Scootaloo makes a friend on Flight Camp, with his own flying problems. Friendship, coping and hilarity ensue. Also TwiDash friendshipping. by Wise Cracker 101,650 words · 6,074 views · 105 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Night of the Krampus It's Krampus Night; the time when naughty children get what they deserve. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are on the wrong list... by Wise Cracker 5,912 words · 1,325 views · 59 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Rarity and Little Waiwai Rarity foalsits a colt whose other foalsitters have abandoned him. Can her hair survive? by Wise Cracker 8,144 words · 895 views · 35 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Grabby Spike is stealing again. This calls for drastic measures, of a medicinal kind. by Wise Cracker 18,179 words · 1,758 views · 130 likes · 6 dislikes

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  • Necro-Semantics After what happened with Tirek, Twilight has some questions regarding Celestia's immortality. The answers are a bit of a shock, even to her. by Wise Cracker 6,468 words · 12,059 views · 1,351 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Empathy Rarity hears Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have been saying some mean things. She takes action, as only Rarity could. by Wise Cracker 7,136 words · 10,954 views · 1,114 likes · 33 dislikes
  • The Upside to Your Backside Rumble got his cutie mark and it's a doozy. Twilight tries to soothe his embarrassment. by Wise Cracker 3,667 words · 4,941 views · 399 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Changeling Blood Lyra and Bon Bon's adoptive son sells a drink that's insanely popular. Apple Bloom thinks he's brainwashing ponies with poison. And it's not just because he's a changeling. by Wise Cracker 54,211 words · 2,004 views · 190 likes · 6 dislikes
  • CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT OCTAVIA'S! YAY! The Cutie Mark Crusaders get drunk. Shortly after they have sleepover at Scootaloo's week home, with Octavia to watch over them. Octavia's foalsitting approach is... unorthodox. by Wise Cracker 30,552 words · 3,362 views · 424 likes · 11 dislikes

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2510526
YOU! Why did you not warn me! You know how much I looked for this! You know this has been a pet peeve for...

*ahem*

Just checked to see if the download completely legitimate purchase through official channels that are totally available in my country :twilightsheepish: of the episode went okay, saw the first few seconds/minutes of it and...

New unicorn colt. Waiting in line on the clubhouse steps. Way at the back, closed screen as soon as I noticed, but he was there.

*cue Hallelujahs*

2510526
I've heard. And I am excited. But still... five more weeks, ish, then I'll see when I'm home alone long enough to bingewatch the Season. And actually, probably going to start leaving the site's groups and such alone for a while, try and get out of this funk and publish something decent before year's end. That, and the novel needs rewriting again. Female reindeer Rumble expy... or rather, Rumble mixed with Scootaloo from the Tragedy on Lookout Lane thing, sound good?

Also, this was a Rumble-related cutie mark problem episode, no? I do hope I measure up favourably...

On second thought, I hope I was completely off the mark. My ego might collapse under its own weight if I actually got something right. :twilightoops:

Dude. Rumble episode.

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Oct
18th
2017

Interlude: Random Game Ideas for More Talented People. · 2:16pm Yesterday

Hey, all.

The magic blog thing has been slow due to real life shenanigans slowing down everything else (again), but rest assured I will be getting to it soon. I've adjusted my scheduling habits, and I've caught some glimpses of the new Season, too; it started airing in the dubbed version just this week. Like, I saw Flurry Heart trying to help the Cake twins this morning, and they just mobbed her. That episode. I'm not watching whole episodes in Dutch, though.

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