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Wise Cracker


Just some guy who likes chaos magic, ponies, and Blender. Getting moderately good at vector art in Inkscape and Synfig, learning animation, maybe some web design when he can.

Apr
7th
2019

Slightly more serious update this time. · 8:38pm April 7th

I've gone back on the String Bean fic I've been talking about, went and altered it at concept level, so what I have of it at the moment will need to be rewritten.

Aside from that, been having some trouble keeping the work up. Stuff's happened recently, unrelated to the show (last thing I saw was the RariDash episode in S8, I think), and it's thrown a spanner into the gearworks in general.

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Apr
1st
2019

Nothing to Report · 7:34pm April 1st

Everything is fine.

There are no problems.

All things are exactly as they should be.

Happy April Fool's, everyone.

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Mar
16th
2019

PSA: So What Did Filly Funtasia Turn Out To Be? · 1:42pm March 16th

First off: noticing some plateau-ing in my follower count. People leaving, new people joining. Mixed feelings about that, but one can only assume I'm not catering to people as much as I should.

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Mar
3rd
2019

After Ten Thousand Years, They're Free! It's Time To Conquer Earth! · 7:58pm March 3rd

The eleventh of March of this year. A day that will live in infamy.

Finally. The wait is over.

You thought us dead. You thought us gone. We were patient. And we are coming.

Filly Funtasia premieres on March 11, ya sons o' liches. Where is your God now?!

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Mar
3rd
2019

My Brain Works in Strange Ways: Good News and Bad News. · 9:13am March 3rd

Yo!

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Feb
13th
2019

Opinions and Thoughts on Next Story. · 1:53pm February 13th

Okay, y'all know the drill by now. Story got posted, kind of petered out and fizzled. In fact, all my recent stories have been duds compared to my older work. I haven't had a big hit since Rumble's Big Day trilogy, though admittedly that got three stories featured in a row. That was two years ago now.

I'm not sure what to make of that in terms of continuing on, but I'm continuing nonetheless. Which brings me to the topic at hoof: what next?

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Feb
4th
2019

Random thought on Rumble and Thunderlane's family. · 4:15pm February 4th

Doing some research for my next 3D model (attempting to do reindeer again, and an equine, see previous blogs for background). Something occurred to me, an idea that maybe needs to be explored further.

Rumble and Thunderlane's parents are the adult Pegasi from Fantasia's Pastoral sequence. Mom's a pearly white with beady blue eyes, and dad is a pure black stallion with eyes as red as the inferno from which he sprang.

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Feb
1st
2019

Weekend Deal on Steam: Kholat is now free. · 7:16pm February 1st

There's a horror game that's apparently more of a walking simulator than anything, it's free on Steam until February the 4th.

It's got Sean Bean as the narrator. I dunno, added to my collection just to swell up that library for when I get my Master Race upgrade :twilightblush:

Random Cracker bidding you good night and good weekend.

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Dec
22nd
2018

Coming Soon: The Stub and the Snub. · 1:27pm Dec 22nd, 2018

The formerly titled 'Big Trouble in Little Cornucopia' is nearing completion. While I'm not entirely happy with the ending just yet, I can say the first half of it is fit for publishing. I'll be doodling the final resolution some more and try to publish next weekend at the latest.

This will make a whopping four-story year this year, tying 2018 with 2017 instead of putting my output at an all-time low.

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Nov
23rd
2018

Teaser segment: Big Trouble in Little Cornucopia · 6:57pm Nov 23rd, 2018

Still no confirmation on when it'll be finished, but I'm putting what sections I have into chapter format already, to get a better picture of what needs doing. The job thing's really been draining my time, and some of the fandom stuff's been draining my energy. But never mind that, there's pony words to share!

Big Trouble in Little Cornucopia is a working title, by the way. I may go back and change it, but it's close enough to the sort of reference the show uses on titles, so...

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