Apr

2nd

2016

I'm not dead. · 2:20pm Apr 2nd, 2016

At least not that I'm aware of; it wouldn't make much sense given I'm no ghost writer. Not a particularly good one anyways.

So, yes, my pulse is there. Definitely not dead then. At least that's not what's on this toe tag.

Anyways...

Report Telaros · 731 views ·

EThe Best Laid Plans
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Diamond Tiara's father made a promise to get his daughter any one gift she desires for her Birthday. But when eyes are set on something priceless, it seems as if she may not get what she wants. Unless, she accepts an offer she can't refuse.
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Other
Filthy Rich
Telaros · 2.7k words · 54 1 · 1.1k views
TFrom Apples to Riches
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Destiny is a fickle thing. For Diamond's life was one of many pleasures. Over the years many things have changed, but one thing seems to remain constant. Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara, for richer or poorer, some things never change.
Alt. Universe
Applejack
Apple Bloom
Diamond Tiara
Telaros · 1.3k words · 66 6 · 2k views
EDiNyx
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
Slice of Life
Nyx discovers the truth about Diamond Tiara.
Twilight
Sweetie Belle
Diamond Tiara
OC
Telaros · 2.7k words · 57 24 · 2.7k views
THoliday Edition, Diamond Refinery#3: "Nightmare Night"
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
The Diamond Cutters' Contest Series. Collection of stories by Authors who enter to dish out the most fun and interesting interpretation of a given theme they can. Winners are community voted, that means the READERS get to decide who gets top bil
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Other
CMCs
Telaros · 8.2k words · 20 3 · 1.1k views
TThe Diamond Refinery Contest Theme No.2: Harmony Project "Five Become One"/"Working as One"
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
The Diamond Cutters' Special Event Series. Where authors go pen to pen on who can dish out the most fun and interesting interpretation of a given theme/prompt. Where YOU get to help choose the Top Prize Winner for most fun and best themed story!
Crossover
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
OC
Other
CMCs
Telaros · 22k words · 17 3 · 1.1k views
TThe Diamond Refinery: Contest Theme No.1 "Growing Up"
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
"The Diamond Refinery" is to challenge story makers to create a foundation around Diamond Tiara and build to her strengths. Contestants will go against each other anonymously and compete for prizes. For questions visit http://derpy.me/Cont
Apple Bloom
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Other
CMCs
Telaros · 13k words · 26 3 · 1.8k views

Not even the raging tears of ten million could stop us...

"Is spying cutie mark on your chart, too?"
Dashie... Move over. Diamond Tiara just took your Best Faces all in one episode. BOOYAH!

"Always Better Than You" - By Mandopony; fan and apprecianado of Best Filly, Diamond Tiara!

By the Champion of Awesome, MandoPony. Who for whatever reason has set his masterpiece to private on his channel. It's okay, though, I have tons of backups!

The Sight of Diamonds

EChrysalis Still Works at Quills and Sofas
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Luster Dawn finds out that Chrysalis works at Quills and Sofas.
Chrysalis
Luster Dawn
Majin Syeekoh · 1.2k words · 662 8 · 7.9k views
ETwo Words
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Many years in the future, Spike braces himself for his least favorite annual event.
Twilight
Spike
Chrysalis
Tirek
Cozy Glow
Piccolo Sky · 7.1k words · 720 25 · 12k views
TFrenemies... With Benefits
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Cozy Glow walks in on her comrades "wrestling." Awkwardness ensues.
Sex
Chrysalis
Tirek
Cozy Glow
Jade Ring · 1.4k words · 929 8 · 18k views
EA Better Way To Be Dad
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Tirek asks Cozy Glow a simple question not knowing that it might change the very nature of their relationship.
Chrysalis
Tirek
Cozy Glow
Jade Ring · 2.2k words · 1,184 9 · 21k views
TWanting the World to Know
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara's year and a half anniversary is coming up. Everything's been great but... Apple Bloom wishes Diamond would tell her parents already. That way, they wouldn't have to keep hiding their relationship from the world.
Apple Bloom
Diamond Tiara
desolate_account · 1.7k words · 259 8 · 3.9k views
TPapers, Ponies, and Attitude
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Comedy
At the Equestrian Border Checkpoint, we have our “hero”, Anon, who suffers through the day to day life of stamping papers. He's an ass.
Sex
Gore
Narcotics
Violence
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Anon
Yellowtail · 218k words · 1,945 63 · 27k views
EFishing
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Fishing on the dock at a secluded lake is the perfect way to spend a weekend. At least until the pegasi arrive.
Second Person
Human
OC
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.6k words · 480 10 · 4.7k views
EAll Eyes on You...
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
You have returned home after your recent vacation and begun to unpack. As you look outside into the downpour you see a strange mare. Feeling pity for her, you invite her in. However there is more to her than meets the eye.
Second Person
Alt. Universe
Rarity
OC
Robipony · 8.1k words · 201 3 · 3.5k views
EAunthood Issues
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Luna is forced to introduce the Tantabus, Mk. II to Celestia.
Celestia
Luna
OC
Tantabus
Rambling Writer · 5.5k words · 2,126 22 · 30k views
TGardening with Rose
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A class presentation and a new day job gave me plenty of time to think about how I might fit into Ponyville society.
Human
OC
Other
Roseluck
Flower Ponies
Admiral Biscuit · 22k words · 315 3 · 3.4k views
TThe Ones From Beyond
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Sci-Fi
When Equestria is invaded by humanity, it's not out of greed or conquest, but out of desperation.
Violence
Death
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Other
Main 6
Lordvessel · 316k words · 686 65 · 13k views
TLightning Dust's Convenience Store Shift
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Horror
A look at Lightning Dust as she works her shift at a (possibly haunted) convenience store
Violence
Gore
Death
Profanity
Lightning Dust
Hopeful_Ink_Hoof · 6.9k words · 30 1 · 892 views
EChrysalis Saves Hearth's Warming
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Whether she wanted to or not.
Chrysalis
Kris Overstreet · 6.6k words · 475 6 · 4.2k views
EJury Duty III: Summoned With A Vengeance
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
The good news: having her false ID summoned for jury duty means Chrysalis' disguise is perfect. The bad: running out on it would break her cover. (Why do queens always wind up with the hard decisions?)
Chrysalis
Estee · 6.7k words · 383 6 · 4.3k views
EChangeling Space Program
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Sci-Fi
The space race is on, and Chrysalis is determined to win it. With an earth pony test pilot and a hive full of brave-but-dim changelings, can she be the first pony on the moon? Inspired by Kerbal Space Program.
Chrysalis
Changelings
Minotaur
Cherry Berry
Kris Overstreet · 318k words · 1,919 21 · 27k views
TAnon the Therapist
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A depressed Anon, aided by countless books on psychology and philosophy, tries his luck at being a therapist for the fluffy ponies that surround him. Do ponies even have the problems he deals with? Do ponies even need the help he can offer?
Twilight
Anon
Ho Boah · 4k words · 460 21 · 6.2k views
TThe Muay Tiger
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Rainbow has been beaten. She's been broken. Now, she will be reforged.
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Rainbow Dash
OC
Other
Onomonopia · 37k words · 105 5 · 2.1k views
TTales of the Ponyville Blacksmith
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
Well, I can't exactly say things have ever been 'normal' here in Ponyville, but it got just a little bit weirder after he showed up.
Human
OC
Other
Main 6
Parodyman64 · 61k words · 277 5 · 4.7k views

Favourite Continuing Stories 1

The Diamond Exchange Chaos ensues when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon receive no punishment after a hurtful prank gets one of their classmates killed. by angelbunny 230,550 words · 80 · 18
Quizzical Greystone And The Basements Of Doom A famous naturalist takes Cheerilee's class on a field trip into the Everfree Forest. This promises adventure, excitement, and other things Quiz really hates. by JMac 66,557 words · 194 · 4
Railway Crusaders A ride on the wrong train opens a whole new world for the CMC and two unlikely new friends when they meet a little tank engine and a her colorful coworkers. by Unnamedwriter 44,443 words · 40 · 1
Collapse, Collide Diamond Tiara's friendship with Silver Spoon shatters, forcing the rich filly to make amends for her actions and maybe make a few new friends along the way. by Zombificus 119,252 words · 72 · 3
Silver Marriage Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are a young couple in Ponyville. Their marriage has been happy, but their lives not without challenges, or regrets. by cdcdrr 44,387 words · 29 · 5

Favourite Filly Stories

The Diamond Cutter Anthology Everyone has their own views on Diamond Tiara's character, but how do the differences in those views impact how she is written? Perhaps this collection of short stories from various authors can shed some light on the subject. by DiamondPrime 118,386 words · 93 · 6
How to be a Mother Diamond Tiara adopts Scootaloo. by Mattricole 4,825 words · 477 · 24
Diamond Tiara Likes Anime DT likes Anime, but can't let anypony know by Yukito 14,873 words · 569 · 8
A Diamond Comes Between Friendship? Apple Bloom and Scootaloo have both fallen for Diamond Tiara, and are both intent on winning her affections. by Yukito 69,664 words · 231 · 11
The Silver Spooner Ponyville: a pretty little town in the shadow of Canterlot. But it's in the shadows where evil lurks. Beneath Ponyville's happy little facade lies a hotbed of criminal activity. Luckily for the hapless townsponies, however, Ponyville has a hero. by Bootsy Slickmane 3,669 words · 83 · 3

Oldies, but besties.

The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle Twilight receives a legal summons involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What did she do now? by Gravekeeper 61,785 words · 962 · 28
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon 58,495 words · 2,118 · 42
For Want of a Dawn Sometimes, in order to discover one's own self, they must venture into the depths of hell. by Ciroton 225,592 words · 807 · 30
The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,930 words · 1,883 · 70
Half the Day is Night Princess Luna summons the Elements of Harmony to Canterlot: this story was written during the last half of Season 1 by AugieDog 58,035 words · 317 · 5

These are the stories that kept me loving fiction.

Watching the watchers who watch me watch things.

"Paper Promises" Read by Doctor Wolf, story written by - Fervidor

TAstrum Nova
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Twilight Sparkle lived in a perfect Equestria where everypony was cleanly segregated, Unicorns in major cities, Earth ponies in the outskirts and those barbaric pegasi far away from the mainland. So why did she feel that this was all ... wrong?
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Sunset Shimmer
Solaris Hemera · 18k words · 134 6 · 2.3k views
ERedemption
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
At the end of his life, Ryan Williams stumbles across something to live for.
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
PourMeADrink · 137k words · 1,358 22 · 27k views
TTarnished Silver and Clouded Diamonds
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are banished to another world entirely, where they will have to use their wits to survive. With no money and no support, what are they to do? At least Pinkie Pie's on the way! Ponyfinder/MLP Crossover
Gore
Crossover
Pinkie
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
OC
Other
David Silver · 56k words · 72 12 · 1.4k views
TFlesh and Blood
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Slice of Life
Sweetie Belle and her friends uncover a truth that could spell the end for them all.
Gore
Sweetie Belle
CMCs
PajamaHam · 26k words · 1,291 44 · 20k views
TZenith
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sad
Once upon a time, Spike went for a walk.
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
The Descendant · 119k words · 977 25 · 14k views
EDiscord's Very First Faithful Student
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Discord takes on a student. That student is Diamond Tiara. Equestria is doomed.
Fluttershy
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Discord
CMCs
Pokonic · 32k words · 150 5 · 3.4k views
TThe Last Days of Summer
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
It looked like the worst summer ever for Silver Spoon. Things only got worse after a canoeing mishap, and she finds herself drawn to a certain unicorn...
Sweetie Belle
Silver Spoon
CMCs
Twi-Fi · 4.5k words · 48 2 · 1.1k views
EA Dinky Hearth's Warming Eve (Eve)
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
It's the day before Hearth's Warming Eve, and little Dinky has her heart set on a present most precious.
Diamond Tiara
Derpy
Other
Dinky Hooves
Autumnschild · 6.4k words · 32 0 · 1.1k views
EButton Cash
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Button Mash and Diamond Tiara bond over a single cent.
Diamond Tiara
Other
CouchCrusader · 8.4k words · 61 6 · 1.9k views
TAnd The Stars Shine Forth
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Before her fall, Luna lived entire lifetimes as a mortal pony. She now wishes to do so again, and elects to spend some time with Twilight Sparkle and her friends. She never expected to fall madly in love.
Twilight
Applejack
Luna
OC
Main 6
archonix · 98k words · 536 27 · 7.3k views
TA Scratch On Shining Armor
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Vinyl Scratch, being oh so popular with the Canterlot guards, gets one assigned to her to 'rehabilitate' her. This will be fun.
DJ P0N-3
Cadance
Shining Armor
BaeroRemedy · 183k words · 587 30 · 6.9k views
TBehind the Crown
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Ever wondered how 'wearing a tiara' could possibly be a special talent?
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Twist
Rocketknightgeek · 23k words · 117 7 · 2.5k views
TPride and Prejudice and Snails
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
A lost bet forces Diamond Tiara to ask Snails to a dance. But when Snails turns to Sweetie Belle for help with impressing his date, she develops feelings for him. And so what was to have been a simple victory for the CMC gets a bit more complicated.
Sweetie Belle
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Snails
CMCs
Mudpony · 64k words · 118 4 · 5.2k views
TI Should Have Never Bought That Pony
MLP: FiM
Dark
Diamond Tiara is quite possibly the worst gift you could give your seven-year-old daughter. Too bad Discord has a "no return" policy.
Human
Alt. Universe
Scootaloo
Celestia
Diamond Tiara
Discord
Final Draft · 58k words · 331 21 · 4k views
EParadise
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Celestia and Luna were born as earth pony foals in a dangerous world. They must rise from nothing to become the princess we know, upsetting chiefs, gods, and the very forces of nature in the balance.
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Nightmare Moon
SlyWit · 14 words · 1,406 29 · 9.8k views
TThe 100 Lives of Scootaloo
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Scootaloo must escape from her prison that is the same few months before the Grand Galloping Gala.
Scootaloo
OC
CMCs
The Oriflamme · 3.2k words · 27 0 · 1.3k views
TActing Foalish
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have to stay at Sweet Apple Acres for a week and end up forced to be around Applebloom and the CMC. It's not so much a question of if things will go bad, just WHEN...
Applejack
Granny Smith
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CMCs
CoreyWW · 3.8k words · 73 1 · 2.3k views
TJust a Fun Little Sleepover
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Scootaloo has her friends over for the night. Unfortunately, her mom has asked her to learn to get along with her new step-sister. For better or worse, this will be an interesting sleepover.
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CMCs
Reaps · 4.1k words · 63 4 · 1.4k views