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Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Commission Status And Info

Commissions Are: OPEN as of 10/6!
If you are interested in commissioning me while my slots are taken, please consider PMing me!

SLOT 1: TAKEN (Paid) - FML

SLOT 2: TAKEN (Paid) - TD1993


Pricing info: $8 per 1000 words, up to 5000 words. $10 for every 1000 words over 5000. Stories over 10,000 words open to negotiation.

PM for info or offers. Full Commission Information Here.

Author Bio

Hello true believers, new readers, and innocent bystanders. You've probably come to this page wondering "Who the heck is this guy, and what's he been writing recently?" Well, wonder no more. My newest stories are located right next to my bio, here. Go check 'em out.

My most recent very popular story is "Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone", the sequel to the increasingly popular "Man Cannot Live On Tea Alone". It is an unconventional Human-in-Equestria story centered around playing with romantic ideas and challenging expectations.

I'm call me Props. All my friends do, even in real life. I'm a recent university graduate, working on becoming a teacher. I'm 29, and I work as an educator. I'm also an Eagle Scout. I enjoy writing, reading, acting, bass guitar, teaching, D&D, gaming, Star Wars, and My Little Pony. I also am a participant in the 501st Legion Costuming Organization (Oya manda!). At one point, I participated in Major League Gaming on PlanetSide 2.

I work as a copyeditor, and do editing work as part of the Noble Jury.

Feel free to comment on my page and ask questions about writing, editing, or whatever! If you find something you like, please consider watching me!

"Sometimes, you just gotta write a pie fight."

Anziano Burton's Fratello. Always was, and still am.

Rarity's the best.

Pinkie Pie is second best pony. Sorry, girl!

My favorites

  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 83,802 views · 6,028 likes · 219 dislikes
  • This Platinum Crown Only one mare can claim the Platinum Crown of Canterlot. by Capn_Chryssalid 847,983 words · 30,135 views · 1,683 likes · 68 dislikes
  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 32,012 views · 2,216 likes · 71 dislikes
  • The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 149,195 words · 14,967 views · 2,174 likes · 42 dislikes

Followers and Friends

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Most Recent Work: Carry Me Home

  • Carry Me Home Spike carries each of the most important ponies in his life home after a long day. by PropMaster 14,866 words · 3,061 views · 547 likes · 4 dislikes
  • A Pup's Place Spike isn't sure where he fits into Twilight's family. Maybe he needs a reminder of what is important. by PropMaster 4,511 words · 1,129 views · 162 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Surprises Sunset Shimmer has been distant lately, spending time with Starlight Glimmer. Twilight doesn't know how to feel, except jealous. When she gets a call from Sunset, asking her to come over, she doesn't know how to feel, except hopeful. by PropMaster 5,319 words · 2,629 views · 302 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Soft Words, Gentle Wings Spike has a bad dream, and goes to find Twilight. by PropMaster 3,676 words · 2,387 views · 273 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone Jake and Rarity escape from the boring high tea, go out for coffee at Doughnut Joe's, and find brief solace from nosy nobles and boring conversations. Can Jake match wits with Miss Rarity?—No, probably not. - Sequel to "Man Cannot Live On Tea Alone by PropMaster 47,043 words · 5,457 views · 801 likes · 19 dislikes

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