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Twifight Sparkill


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- Mercy Otis Warren

"The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism."
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• Look At All the Words I Give
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Apr
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The Gillnetter and the Springtrap - by Twifight Painfully Absent Liquidation. · 6:47am Apr 3rd, 2018

Hey. HEY. TODAY IS MY SIXTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, MARRIED TO BEING A PONEH OVERLORD QUEEN TERROR.

I believe the appropriate presents for such are "recent roadkill" and "all the f*cks given". I eagerly await your showering affections! SEASON EIGHT FTW!

OH GAWD MY EYES! KILL WITH FIRE! :fluttershbad:

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Come on. :ajsmug: I can't be the only person on this site you care about. And I'm sure they'd all love to hear back from you and learn that, yes, you are still alive. After all, it's been... (checks your blogs) holy crap, nine months?! Uh, that's a baby. Gotta give that baby a name.

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Maybe I just post here for you. :fluttershysad:

Hum. That's true, I do get notices about movement on my user page more than my PM box. Weird.

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That's probably because you posted it on the comments of your userpage. If you post it on a medium where it will actually show up in your followers' notifications, people will notice. I mean, exactly how many people do you know who routinely check your userpage like some creepy Facebook stalker? (Wait, why are you looking at me like that?)

Though it does bring up something I can't help but notice. If you get a PM, you don't seem to notice it, but if you get a comment/reply, you notice immediately. I'd think it'd be the other way around, since last time I checked, PMs also appear in the email address associated with your Fimfic, whereas you typically have to be logged in to get a notification for a comment. Hm...

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Three weeks later, and I still can't tell if these are lyrics or the makings of the next Twifight Sparkill blog post...

REMEMBER I'D DARE TO REMEMBER BACK THEN? I'D START TO THINK ABOUT IT, AND FALL BACK AGAIN!

RUINED AND ABJECT, MYRIAD DESIRES, SET ON A FORK AND THEN COOKED 'TOP THE FIRE - LEST WE FORGET ARE DISPARAGING WORDS; BETTER FORGOTTEN AND BEST NOT BE HEARD.

Listed as story #7785 on Singularity Dream's BIG MASTER REVIEW LIST.

That's an interesting tidbit to add to Misinterpreted's description. The thing is, the BMRL (Big Master Review List) is in the owner's Trash, and is supposedly going to get auto-deleted sooner or later. Now would probably be a good time to save a copy of that spreadsheet.

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Nah, that's what the obits are for... wait, what? Sparky, what are you writing?

Sweetie Belle completed the last few written lines of her class assignment, then studied the effort with a decidedly puzzled expression.

"Hey Apple Bloom," she called, gesturing towards the red-maned earth pony filly sitting across the desk from her, "what's another word for 'amazing'?"

"Ibebbibul," Apple Bloom responded, lifting her face from her own work, trying to form words around the short pencil held loosely between her lips. "Iberf... ivwedibewl!"

"I think she's saying 'super-awesome'," their affable orange pegasus cohort offered languidly, sat casually alongside the ivory unicorn. "Or 'crocodile sandwich'. Either works."

Sweetie Belle nudged Scootaloo at the elbow of the forelimb currently holding the weight of her resting head; the movement causing the pegasus' skull to hit the desktop hard, leaving her dazed and mortified.

"I just witnessed the birth and death of the universe in my mind!" Scootaloo declared wide-eyed, then rubbed at the portion of forehead that connected hardest against the solid table. "... like, ow. You're a scrub, Sweaty Bull."

Smirking, the unicorn returned her attention to the disturbing scowl of her former berated confidant.

"Incredible," Apple Bloom recited, having spat her pencil onto the table. "Incredible; awe-inspiring; fascinating; wunnerful. Whatever floats yer boat. Why d'you ask?"

"I'm trying to describe what we found in the Everfree Forest," Sweetie Belle stated. "I mean, it was pretty amazing. Or uh, incredible. Yes, incredible works," she decided, writing the word down to complete her synopsis.

"Oh bah," Scootaloo chirped, rolling her eyes. "If you've seen one dead pony, you've seen them all."

Apple Bloom stood up from her seat, grabbed the pair of girls in her uncommonly strong grasp, and hissed at them both.

"We don't talk about that day ever, you get me?" she growled, eyes wide and deathly piercing. "You forget we ever saw anything, or else I'll put you both in the ground along with her. Hear me?"

"... super-awesome," Scootaloo gagged, struggling to find a breath during the earth pony's assault. "Can I live now?"

"Someone has to tell the world that Twilight Sparkle is dead," the unicorn gasped, turning whiter than her coat. "It's... just polite..."

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It's okay, yeh? I made it out of art scraps, and it was funny.

God. I'm so lost.

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