• Member Since 22nd Apr, 2012
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theRedBrony


Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

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Thanks for adding My Little Voyager to your favorites. :twilightsmile:

2487664 Pretty good. Panels suck this year.

How's the con? Wish I could be there.

Thanks for the fave!

:pinkiesmile: - You may or may not have a stalker, Red.

:twilightblush: - OH-HOHOHO! Oh Pinkie, you crazy... fucking asshole... ahem. I am NOT STALKING ANYONE! Red and I are engaged in a credible and friendly PM conversation, and I'm posting on his user page to merely illustrate my attentive participation! That's all!

:pinkiehappy: - So how about you explain the sheer horse lingerie and lavender-scented candles, hm?

:twilightoops: - Uh. Why, those are for Spike of course! He works hard around the castle, and I often... reward... oh no.

:moustache: - Yeah Pie dude, no joke there yo! I get ALL the mad puss-puss in these Ponyville parts, as you've probably heard! They be runnin' HARD for a piece of the l'il purple dragon dildo, you dig? Sweaty lizard elbow grease gets ALL the mares wet, lemme tell yeh! The Friendship princess especially loves my mad slave style, and I ALWAYS accomplish my tasks. Word!

:pinkiegasp: - O RLY!? LMFAO! Are you available for parties?

:facehoof: - ... fuck me, looks like I'll be writing another sexually embarrassing essay to Celestia. Shit.

:trollestia: - To be fair, I often submit Twilight's "heated" letters to the local newspapers here in Canterlot to garner a more broad and varied opinion of her exploits. It would be ignorant of me to overlook the thoughtful offerings of my little ponies regarding these personally complex notes, after all! It also makes me laugh a lot, so there's that too. I'm very old, and am in need of constant entertainment.

:fluttershysad: - I read those Canterlot columns to my animals every week. They love it! In fact, I have to mop the floor every time afterwards, sigh. I love animals. Mmm... animals.

:ajbemused: - Ah personally miss the good ol' AppleDash ships from the bygone days, to be fair. Far more dignified, and way less gross.

:rainbowhuh: - Dignified and less gross!? Like, when you'd remember to shower first?

:applejackunsure: - Shower? Shoot hun, yannow ah don't know the meaning of the word.

:rainbowderp: - Oh, so THAT'S what tasted funny ALL THE TIME. Yeesh.

:raritydespair: - I'M NEVER INCLUDED IN THESE SKITS! WHY-HY-HY-HY!?

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