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I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.


Must... Indulge... Headcanon... Questions! · 11:48pm Dec 17th, 2015

The lovely Bookplayer and Chatoyance have raised my attention to something to get my creative juices flowing, fifty questions about headcanon.

The Princesses:
1. How old are Celestia and Luna?
Approximately three thousand years old.

2. How old is Cadance?
Approximately fifty.

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I wonder where he found it.

Nice avatar you've got there.

Your avatar is all kinds of adorable.

2145377 I know! Josh Scorcher is the reason I became a Brony in the first place. If it weren't for his episode reviews that I watched back in summer of 2012, I don't know if I would have ever even heard of the show.

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Synopsis: Hello, I'm Regnald1648 Westphalian_Musketeer, I became a fan of MLP:FIM from having heard so much about it on memebase. I entered fanfiction after the long wait for season three, and have been writing ever since in an attempt to contribute ideas that I think haven't been done with great frequency. So if you're wondering what in the world I'm doing, just check and see if it's something that has been done before.

Known Information of Subject:

Gender: Male
Species: Meat Popsicle
Brony Status: Closet (Sad I know, but a personal laptop makes the whole thing easier).
Languages: English (Fluent), Spanish (Rudimentary)
Favorite TV show growing up: Reboot
First MLP Fictions Ever Read: My Little Dashie, Cupcakes, Twilight's Curse (In that order).
Preferred Genres: Romance, comedy, adventure
Disliked Genres: Tragedy (It can be sad, but the protagonist(s) has/have to win in the end).
Favorite pony of main cast: Twilight Sparkle
Favorite minor character: Trixie Lulamoon
Thoughts on Princes Cadence: Alicorn
Greatest asset as an author: My imagination allowing me to think of stories that have yet to be done with any great deal of frequency.
Greatest recognized weakness as an author: Rushed descriptions
Greatest unrecognized weakness as an author: ???
Favorite Book Series as a Child: Redwall
Intellectual Progenitors (In order of importance): Plato (for the idea that there is one justice), Dante Alighieri (for the categorization and understanding of evil), Immanuel Kant (for the respect of autonomy and sustainability in moral action), Niccolo Machiavelli (for the recognition that leadership must ultimately fall within the one justice Plato argues for).