The Royal Canadian Brony Alliance 226 members · 2 stories

Are you Canadian? Are you awesome? Are you from the best country in the world? Are you in this group?

If you answered "yes" to the first question, go no further. The answers to the other three are all the same: a thunderous, resounding YES!

This is a group for the Canadians who have truckloads of national pride and nowhere to dump it. This is a sanctum where the denizens of the world's best country can build their igloos and inuksuks without interference from lesser nations. This...is The Royal Canadian Brony Alliance.

(Cue epic music, preferably very heavy on brass)

So join, my Canadian comrades! Spread word to the others sprinkled throughout the ranks! Or we could just sit around, have a beer and play a game of hockey. Doesn't really matter, eh?

If you have any questions about the stories I allow here, check this forum thread.

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Let's go, Ontario

Sometimes I wish I was Canadian...
but I'm not :fluttershysad:

I am Canadian and so is MLP FIM :pinkiehappy:

Just found this group. ONTARIO REPRESENT! FUK YEAH!

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain.
Here may it wave,
Our boast, our pride
And joined in love together,
The thistle, shamrock, rose entwined,
The Maple Leaf Forever.

-Sean From Ontario


Toronto fuk yea:yay:

I Hail from the quaint province of Ontario, eh. And spring is beautiful at this time of year, eh.

CANADA FUCK YEAH!

Nova Scotia right here

Ontario FUCK YEA!!!!!

O Canada! O Canada!
Canada! FUCK EH!
Coming again to save the motherfucking day, eh!
Canada! FUCK EH!
Freedom is the only way, eh!
Terrorists your game is through,
Cause now you have to answer to
Canada! FUCK EH!
Please lick my but and suck on my balls!
Canada! FUCK EH!
Sorry, but we are going to come for you, eh!
Its the dream that we all share, its the hope for tomorrow! FUCK EH!

HOCKEY! FUCK EH!
BASKETBALL! FUCK EH!
THE WALKIE TALKIE! FUCK EH!
STANDARD TIME! FUCK EH!
CANDARM! FUCK EH!
THE SNOWMOBILE! FUCK EH!
MAPLE SYRUP! FUCK EH!
FATHOMETER! FUCK EH!
HYDROFOIL! FUCK EH!
ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR! FUCK EH!
SNOW BLOWER! FUCK EH!
FOGHORNS! FUCK EH!
SNOWPLOWS! FUCK EH!
GASMASKS! FUCK EH!
SONAR! FUCK EH!
CAPDAT! FUCK EH!
LACROSSE! FUCK EH!
INSULIN! FUCK EH!
ELECTRON MICROSCOPES! FUCK EH!
BROMINE! FUCK EH!
PLEXIGLAS! FUCK EH!
GARBAGE BAGS! FUCK EH!
ALKALINE BATTERIES! FUCK EH!
ELECTRIC OVEN! FUCK EH!
EGG CARTONS! FUCK EH!
KEROSENE! FUCK EH!
PAINT ROLLER! FUCK EH!
ROBERTSON SCREWS! FUCK EH!
THE TELEPHONE! FUCK EH!
CANADA! FUCK EH!

I think the Americans made a very bad parody version of this.
Before I get any flak for supposed stereotypes, remember that I am a proud, ceaselessly patriotic Canadian.

323707 As someone from Edmonton, NO! But for being Albertan, you get one, and for being Canadian, you get two. (\ (\ (\

Are any fics by Canadian writers allowed here?

Ponys + Canada= AWESOME!

Anyone up for some beer?!

anyone heard of ringette?

Comment posted by canadian_brony deleted Aug 14th, 2013

YAY Canadian Bronies! :twilightsmile:

can I get a /) for Calgary?

Can I join? You know im British and.. :twilightblush:we used to rule:twilightblush:..you.. BUT I LIKE ICE HOCKEY

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