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Chatoyance

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Chatoyance Joined 22nd Sep, 2011 · Offline

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I am a human-shaped unicorn, and I write stories and draw pictures. My only religion is Friendship, and my only politics is Kindness. I write stories to try to comprehend the native simians that live on the planet I'm kind of stuck on. I know I'll never figure them out, but it's fun to try.

TOTAL WORDS WRITTEN: 1,492,532

"If you know your characters, and you know your world, then you need not fear even a thousand pages of text."

The Lost In The Herd Series:
One: The Big Respawn,
Two: Euphrosyne Unchained,
Three: Letters From Home,
Four: Teacup, Down On The Farm

The Conversion Bureau Novels:
27 Ounces: A story of eight and one half ponies
The Taste Of Grass
The Conversion Bureau: Code Majeste
The Conversion Bureau: The 800 Year Promise
The Conversion Bureau: Going Pony
The Reasonably Adamant Down With Celestia Newfoal Society!
Recombinant 63: A Conversion Bureau Story
HUMAN in Equestria: A Conversion Bureau Story
The PER: Michelson and Morely
Little Blue Cat
Cross The Amazon
Adrift Off Fiddler's Green: The Final Conversion Bureau Story

The Short Stories:
Her Last Possession
The Conversion Bureau: PER Equitum
The Conversion Bureau: Brand New Universe
Tales Of Los Pegasus
The Poly Little Pony


The very first and original
Conversion Bureau Group
archives only the best Three Rules Compatible stories!


Optimalverse Works:
Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens
Leftovers: A Friendship Is Optimal Story
IMPLACABLE
My Life In Fimbria

Injectorverse Works:
I.D. - That Indestructible Something

The More Conventional Fanfics:
The Ice Cream Pony Summer
Around The Bend

PRIDE Related Works:
Transspecieality


My FREE music streaming service!
Rare, personally chosen anime, SF and fantasy television, movies, and comedy music. A truly unusual collection to listen to, featuring Spot Announcer Dr. Sandi!

'My Life In Fimbria' is Finished!

  • My Life In Fimbria Inspired by a session with Open-AI GPT-2, a logical loophole allows uploading... but not precisely to Equestria! by Chatoyance 52,797 words
Inspired by a session with Open-AI GPT-2, a logical loophole allows uploading... but not to Equestria! One of the last of those resisting CelestAI finds themselves uploaded, ponified, and in a borderland where wishing has consequences. This is a canon-compatible Optimalverse story where a brand new method for Celestia to logically escape her hardcoded limitations and achieve her goals is offered!

My Most Popular Stories
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My Personal Best

  • 27 Ounces 27 Ounces is the story of eight and one half ponies, set within the Conversion Bureau universe. by Chatoyance 80,034 words
  • The Taste Of Grass Within The Conversion Bureau Universe, Newfoal immigrants face settling new lands within Equestria. Unfortunately, not one of them knows how their new universe actually works. by Chatoyance 117,073 words
  • I.D. - That Indestructible Something Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change? by Chatoyance 97,212 words
  • Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia? by Chatoyance 54,906 words
  • The Conversion Bureau: Going Pony A young woman is given a holocorder to document her experience of going through a Conversion Bureau. by Chatoyance 107,803 words

My Most Groundbreaking Works

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Chatoyance #2,766 · Wednesday · · ·
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I haven't been here in a while because I have a busy life. I PM'd you about it, but in a nutshell: three spouses, two having problems (one seriously injured with a broken shoulder), multiple art projects, taking care of everyone, and a super-busy life.

Sorry!

SparkapocalypseVanguard
SparkapocalypseVanguard #2,765 · Wednesday · · ·
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Chatoyance are you getting my messages?

SparkapocalypseVanguard
SparkapocalypseVanguard #2,764 · 1 week ago · · 1 ·
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3153650
Good, Deus Ex should be shared with more people. Library computers should let people play demos of the greatest old games. Deus Ex was right about the loss of freedom in the world.

Meridian
Meridian #2,763 · 1 week ago · · 1 ·
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So how long do we have until they become advanced enough to be a threat? 30+ years? 60+ years?

Meanwhile....

Big Tech CEO: "Ethics are just another regulatory roadblock that will only decrease our profit margins-I mean undermine and destroy the heart of American Innovation! Do you see the Chinese fretting over these sorts of things?"

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Chatoyance's Top Favourites

  • The Ambassador's Son A colt loses his family, Celestia deems his best hope lies not with ponies, but a dragon. by Midnightshadow 85,462 words · 1,028 · 31
  • The Midnight Run Some say Earth ponies have no magic... but that isn't true. They are the secret custodians of nature by Midnightshadow 3,150 words · 283 · 17
  • The Contest Fluttershy returns to defend her title as Quiet Game world champion. by Cold in Gardez 6,714 words · 1,999 · 25
  • Friendship is Optimal Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it. by Iceman 38,698 words · 4,030 · 134
  • Railroad Seven-Three A Conversion Bureau story. A small team of human contractors escorts a few ponies to the Barrier. by Defoloce 28,819 words · 78 · 20
THE AMBASSADOR'S SON: This story of a pony adopted by a dragon, and who in spirit -and some reality- becomes a dragon is touching, clever, adventurous and filled with brilliant worldbuilding! · · · · · THE MIDNIGHT RUN: If you ever thought that Earthponies get the short stick, this is the story you need to read right now. Brilliant beyond words. · · · · · THE CONTEST: Of all the fiction on this site, this is the one work that I feel should be a canon episode, part of the show itself. · · · · · Friendship Is Optimal: Equestria Online is the new game to play - only the fully sapient artificial intelliegence of Celest A.I. wants to play forever! The origin of an entire story genre!. · · · · · RAILROAD SEVEN-THREE: Utterly believable humans fight to transport newfoals to the Equestrian barrier, and along the way, the only legitimate exploration of why a human would not 'Go Pony' is presented well, and smartly.

Chatoyance's Top Favourites

TWIST IN THE TAIL: Gender transformation is added to the Conversion Bureau mythos and the result is wacky fun that becomes touching and dear. · · · · · OPTIMALVERSE - ALWAYS SAY NO: A brilliant, exciting, thrilling look at the human world after Celest A.I. has uploaded most of humanity. Good enough to be a television series! · · · · · Friendship Is Optimal - FIREWALL: What protects the servers that run the virtual world of Equestria? The answer is not what, but who! · · · · · DAMES OF THE TEA TABLE: Want to know princess Luna? This is the story that invites the reader to sit at her table and see who she really is. · · · · · HEAT AND DESIRE: There is now something five times more disturbing and compelling than the Conversion Bureau, and it is filled with teeth and it will chew your soul and spit it out - and you will be grateful for the mauling. Sometimes utter brilliance comes with the price of Lovecraftian horror.

Chatoyance's Top Favourites

TCB TEN DAYS: In this brilliant Bureau story, teens learn about themselves and life as they deal with the problems of conversion. Should be a live-action television series. · · · · · TCB THE COLDEST DISH: Memorable characters highlight this tale of pony revenge with an absolutely perfect ending. · · · · · TCB REALITY BREAK: Shaping up to be one of the most bizarre, yet interesting takes on the Bureau universe yet. · · · · · AN The Conversion Bureau - A Girl's Wish: A sweet, gentle transformation story written brilliantly in the style of storybook for a young child · · · · · Friendship Is Optimal: The Law Offices of Artemis, Stella & Beat: CelestA.I. plays chess with the legal foundations of the United States - the game is forgone, but the moves are fantastic to watch!

Chatoyance's Top Favourites

A DREAM THAT WASN'T: There are countless 'Soldier Dies and Goes To Equestria' stories, but this is the one good one. And it is truly good. · · · · · BACKGROUND PONY: Lyra is literally that, cursed to be forgotten within half an hour, all traces of her existence obliterated, perpetually in the background. This is brilliant, Twilight Zone fiction, with a touch of Lovecraft · · · · · OUT AND ABOUT IN THE EQUESTRIAN KINGDOM: This is super cyberpunk nano-age done right, with a completely brilliant set of original ideas that will blow your cranial jacks out of your head. · · · · KING OF DIAMONDS: The sequel to The Ambassador's Son, this is not to be missed. · · · · · FLEURDELISER: The finest look at what Canterlot high society might be like, focused on a fantastic background character.

Chatoyance's Top Favourites

  • Petriculture Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works. by Kwakerjak 6,716 words · 3,472 · 49
  • Rocky Road Sometimes it's hard to fit in. Sometimes it takes something taken away to find out what you have. by Midnightshadow 9,885 words · 50 · 12
  • Striped Like Me This tale's Bridle Gossip, but slightly redone. Now AJ's alone in her Poison Joke Fun! by Fernin 12,530 words · 473 · 11
  • The Book of Friendship Two ambiguously gay Mormon ponies. by BillyColt 226,064 words · 238 · 20
TRIXIE'S MAGIC BIT: Don't be fooled by this story appearing to be mere clopfiction. This story uses erotic content in new and inspired ways in which both narrative and emotion are explored. Astonishing!  ·  ·  ·  ·  · PETRICULTURE: The author unknowingly evokes the Buddhist concept of the Tulpa here, and the result is both cosmic, and mind exploding. · · · · · ROCKY ROAD: This redemption story about a bigot who becomes the very thing he hates is nothing but marvelous. · · · · · STRIPED LIKE ME: Racism tackled head on in an intelligent, powerful, and incredibly brilliant manner. · · · · · THE BOOK OF FRIENDSHIP: Simultaneously disturbing, confrontive, humorous, touching, inspiring and fulfilling.
Dec
30th
2021

My Birthday, 2021 · 10:12am Dec 30th, 2021

December 30th. Today is my birthday.
🎂
I am 62 years old now.
☛ I have reached Level 62 ☚
And I have so many experience points I can't count them all...

62 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination.

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