Apr
2nd
2021
A New Novel Is Coming! · 10:19am April 2nd
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A New Novel Is Coming!
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Specifically, from me.
I am a human-shaped unicorn, and I write stories and draw pictures. My only religion is Friendship, and my only politics is Kindness. I write stories to try to comprehend the native simians that live on the planet I'm kind of stuck on. I know I'll never figure them out, but it's fun to try.
TOTAL WORDS WRITTEN: 1,464,190
"If you know your characters, and you know your world, then you need not fear even a thousand pages of text."
The Lost In The Herd Series:
One: The Big Respawn,
Two: Euphrosyne Unchained,
Three: Letters From Home,
Four: Teacup, Down On The Farm
The Conversion Bureau Novels:
27 Ounces: A story of eight and one half ponies
The Taste Of Grass
The Conversion Bureau: Code Majeste
The Conversion Bureau: The 800 Year Promise
The Conversion Bureau: Going Pony
The Reasonably Adamant Down With Celestia Newfoal Society!
Recombinant 63: A Conversion Bureau Story
HUMAN in Equestria: A Conversion Bureau Story
The PER: Michelson and Morely
Little Blue Cat
Cross The Amazon
Adrift Off Fiddler's Green: The Final Conversion Bureau Story
The Short Stories:
Her Last Possession
The Conversion Bureau: PER Equitum
The Conversion Bureau: Brand New Universe
Tales Of Los Pegasus
The Poly Little Pony
The very first and original
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Optimalverse Works:
Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens
Leftovers: A Friendship Is Optimal Story
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My Life In Fimbria
Injectorverse Works:
I.D. - That Indestructible Something
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The Ice Cream Pony Summer
Around The Bend
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I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???) - the anime.
So I was watching this anime called "I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???)" which was based on the manga "I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???)" by Chosha Hidoi, who also wrote a series of Light Novels of "I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???)" or "召喚された世界に生まれ変わり、手に入れたのはあなたを神に変えるこのバカなTシャツだけ！ （なんてこったい？？？）" in the original Japanese. It's produced by Wiabu House and published by Sonzaishinai of Tokyo.
So there was this episode where the main character, named Oroka, uses the power of the T-shirt to create a gigantic anpan to feed a starving village of benevolent Oni, only the anpan - which is the size of a mountain - falls out of the sky and squishes them. They all die - 20,000 of them - and this makes Oroka go up nine hundred and seventy one levels, which gives her the official title of 'Saidai-kyūri' or 'Biggest Cucumber', which causes the magical T-shirt to level up - it gets a new design on the front of a big, dripping cucumber - and because of her new powers, Oroka can resurrect all the Oni, only she has to reincarnate them into a new form.
She doesn't understand her powers, and she is feeling hungry, so they become sapient daikon root people 'Daikonhito' who now have Soup Power Attacks. This turns out to be a good thing, because they are all suddenly invaded by the Imperial Kitchen Ninjas from Tasty Kingdom. These would-be root biters are washed away by 'Hot Creamy Soup Beams', and this saves the day.
Then the daikonized former Oni want Oroka to be the mayor of 'The Village Of Formerly Oni But Who Are Now Daikon' (かつては鬼だったが今は大根の村) but she declines (because the name is too long) and uses the power of her T-shirt to teleport away to the Mysterious Mountain Of M.U.D. in order to finally discover why she was summoned to Tsukai-Sugi Magical World just to die in the first fifteen minutes and be reincarnated as a Sheepling shrine maiden. The whole Sheepling bit in the first three episodes was pretty cool, and I almost wished they had stayed with that. I especially liked episode 3, "The Shepard Is Coming!".
Anyhoo, I recommend "I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???)" because it is really emotional and has some incredible moments where the series deeply examines the philosophical implications of being summoned to a magical world, only to die fifteen minutes later, get reborn as a sheep-girl, and then be awarded a magic T-shirt that when worn gives you the powers of a god. The bit where the T-shirt gets ripped and has to be mended before it will work again alone was a real jaw-dropper.
Normally I hate, hate, hate these stupid isakai anime and manga that have ridiculously long names and turn their protagonists into total Mary-Sues, but "I Was Reincarnated In The World Where I was Summoned And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt That Turns You Into A God! (What The Hell???)" is an exception. Truly, it is THE masterwork of our age.
I'll leave you with the lyrics for the opening theme song "World Of Magic", which is done as a rap:
I was taken to a world of magic
Watashi wa mahō no sekai ni tsurete ika remashita
What happened next was truly tragic
Tsugini okotta koto wa hontōni higeki-tekideshita
I got killed and came back as a sheep
Watashi wa korosa rete hitsuji to shite modotte kimashita
Got crammed in a shirt before I could beep
Bīpu-on ga naru mae ni shatsu ni tsumekoma remashita
What the hell???
Nantekotta i? ? ?
What the hell???
Nantekotta i? ? ?
I got dead and put in the dirt
Shinde tsuchi ni ireta
Came back as a sheep with this stupid Tee Shirt
Hitsuji to shite modottekita kono orokana tīshatsu de
Tee Shirt...
Tīshatsu...
Tee Shirt...
Tīshatsu...
Tee Shirt...
Tīshatsu...
Somehow it all makes sense...
Dō iu wake ka sore wa subete ri ni kanatte imasu...
3032435
Yea, been a while since I had fun. My weekend is looking pretty uneventful, but I'm glad that you're gonna chill. It's not the best of times we goin through, but we gonna stay positive.
3032431
I'm doing alright. The shit got to me a little, because I'm human, but that's just that. I'm going to relax with some video games. I hope you have something fun happen for you.
Hey man, how you doin?
Been a week for me, definitely need to chill out this weekend. How about you though? I hope other users here haven't given you too much shit. I don't know what life is like for you, but if you need I can send a song for you to listen to, since I got an arsenal of them myself.
I appreciate the support you provide for me, man🖤🖤🖤
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I find it redundant just to have so many groups that do almost the same thing.