Feb
25th
2017
The Final Word · 11:34am February 25th
The Final Word
In the early September of 2011, I was lost and drifting. Two years previously, I had just finished a long running series of online graphic novels, my Tryslmaistan Trilogy, with the final saga, 'To Save Her'. I needed a new direction.
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No way! I practice strict ascetics.
Like, a lot of McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Dominos food.
People refuse to admit they taste good, so that counts as ascetics, right?
The Ascetic Virtues is among my favorite Alpha Centauri secret projects.
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Sometimes, ya just get hungry. Real hungry, not come over all peckish, but a deep down androgynous sort of hunger...
That's when you need a nice big steaming sack of Bulgerflob. Rich, nigrescent sustenence that can calm even the most asexual of appetites.
In the big, rough sack, or encapsulated on a stick, nothing feeds a gynandrous hunger like the stiff flavor of Bulger cooked up with flob.
Stuff it in your piehole, cram it down your foodchute and enjoy the satisfaction of a job well done.
Bulgerflob! Cram it in your hole and finally feel full!
"Whether yur dainty, or yur a slob - nothing feeds ya better than Bulgerflob!"
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I feel like we've been over this, although my dad used to love being cute with acronyms too. Especially when people called him a Rino. "Yeah, you know what happens when a Rino meets a jackass?"
Anyway, the opposite of a social justice warrior is an activist who strictly donates time and money to the most serious of causes. If you give financial support to oppose malaria, malnutrition, and sexual violence in the third world, you are an anti-sjw. If you get people fired over big dongle jokes, you're a sjw.
Personally I only like recursive acronyms: Pine Is Not Elm.
I've been thinking: The opposite of a 'Social Justice Warrior' would be a 'Solitary Injustice Coward', wouldn't it? A SIC person. A real SICo.
I like Society. I like Justice. Warriors fight for what they believe in. I don't like SICos. Social Injustice Cowards suck. SICos.
Chatoyance,
I'm very sorry to see you go. You are absolutely one of my favorite authors. Your writing has changed the way I view the world around me for the better. I hope you find success wherever you go. I would love to continue to read your work in he future. Will you be publishing any stories? Also, if you are ever in the San Antonio area, drop me a line. I would love to buy you dinner sometime. (Purely platonic I'm married with a baby girl).
Until then, take care of yourself and stay Pony.