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I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.



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I am a human-shaped unicorn, and I write stories and draw pictures. My only religion is Friendship, and my only politics is Kindness. I write stories to try to comprehend the native simians that live on the planet I'm kind of stuck on. I know I'll never figure them out, but it's fun to try.


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  • 27 Ounces 27 Ounces is the story of eight and one half ponies, set within the Conversion Bureau universe. by Chatoyance 80,834 words · 8,307 views · 328 likes · 134 dislikes
  • The Taste Of Grass Within The Conversion Bureau Universe, Newfoal immigrants face settling new lands within Equestria. Unfortunately, not one of them knows how their new universe actually works. by Chatoyance 114,602 words · 7,019 views · 288 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Teacup, Down On The Farm Years after the last human is gone, a Newfoal must face that the past never truly vanshes. by Chatoyance 40,225 words · 5,530 views · 182 likes · 95 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: The 800 Year Promise The only surviving artifact from Earth may hold the secret reason for the emergence of Equestria. by Chatoyance 80,235 words · 4,518 views · 192 likes · 140 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Code Majeste Earth pony, pegasus pony, unicorn; a newfoal will become one. But there is provision for one other. by Chatoyance 56,897 words · 10,873 views · 365 likes · 158 dislikes

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  • Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia? by Chatoyance 57,024 words · 17,863 views · 651 likes · 176 dislikes
  • I.D. - That Indestructible Something Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change? by Chatoyance 97,700 words · 6,070 views · 456 likes · 178 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Brand New Universe The Anniversary Day for The Conversion Bureau Genre is celebrated with new visions of the concept! by Chatoyance 25,986 words · 8,995 views · 208 likes · 212 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Tales Of Los Pegasus Formerly Los Angeles, The Equestrian Barrier approaches. Both Newfoals and the last humans prepare. by Chatoyance 90,622 words · 5,144 views · 201 likes · 202 dislikes
  • Around The Bend Twilight Sparkle takes a shortcut and discovers a street that doesn't exist on any map. by Chatoyance 16,713 words · 5,794 views · 301 likes · 158 dislikes
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New Story out, by the way. it's called 'Leftovers'. You can read it here:
Leftovers: A Friendship Is Optimal Story

With all the stories about cool vampires, I wish there were more epics about cool eldritch abominations. I watched the Scorn gameplay trailer and found it rather soothing.

Ah, and thank you for the more involved answer. :)

And that list of potential titles... oh dear. :D



Oh, I absolutely agree with Crystal Alchemist. For me, John Carpenter's 'The Thing' is the definitive work. The original fifties version is suck city. The reason is that I am a fan of the story that 'The Thing' is based on, John W. Campbell's 'Who Goes There'. (Link to PDF of story for free). Carpenter actually represented the original story correctly, and included scenes straight from the text! The fifties movie basically had Tibor the human carrot from Lost In Space. Seriously.

I would argue that Aliens, the sequel to Alien is better than the original, and the original was excellent. Nothing after that was worth much (maybe, just maybe Alien Resurrection was fun, maybe) but Aliens, oh that was classic.

In general, remakes are not improvements, but sometimes... sometimes they are vastly better, The Thing being the only example I can think of right at the moment. There has to be another, surely?

But, I would argue, that there are some movies that should never be remade or given sequels. Citizen Kane is a prime example... and I would put Blade Runner in that catagory too (obviously). Some stories just... say what they say so perfectly that the job is done. Casablanca. There is a movie that is just perfect, and a remake would be a mistake, and be less. It would detract from the brilliance of the original.

Citizen Kane 2: The Return Of Rosebud.
The ReRosebudding.
Electric Boogasled.
The Secret Of Rosebud's Gold.
This Time It's Sledding.
Rosebud Drift.
Rosebud's Revenge.
Back 2 Tha Rosebud.
I STILL Know What You Did With Rosebud.
First Sled, Part 2.
When Kane Met Rosebud.
A Very Snowy Sequel.
Son Of Kane.
The Bad News Bears In Breaking Rosebud.
Sled Wars.
Inspired By A True Sled.
Kane 3D.
A Tail Of Two Sleds.
Sled Addiction.
Rosebud's Revenge.
Your Sister Is A Sled.
The Last Slide, Part II.
Sleds Of Georgia.
The Fate Of The Flurrious.
2 Fast 2 Sled.
Look Who's Sledding Too.
A Good Day To Sled Hard.
Die, Sledman, Die.
I Want To Be Sledding.
Red, White, And Wooden.
Beyond Thundersled.
The Kingdom Of The Crystal Sled.
The Quest For Snow.
Live Free Or Die With A Snowglobe In Your Fist.
Sled Control.
Days Of Future Snow.
Sled Hard With A Vengeance.

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