• Member Since 22nd Sep, 2011
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I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.



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I am a human-shaped unicorn, and I write stories and draw pictures. My only religion is Friendship, and my only politics is Kindness. I write stories to try to comprehend the native simians that live on the planet I'm kind of stuck on. I know I'll never figure them out, but it's fun to try.


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My Highest Rated Stories

My Personal Best

  • 27 Ounces 27 Ounces is the story of eight and one half ponies, set within the Conversion Bureau universe. by Chatoyance 78,013 words · 8,109 views · 323 likes · 132 dislikes
  • The Taste Of Grass Within The Conversion Bureau Universe, Newfoal immigrants face settling new lands within Equestria. Unfortunately, not one of them knows how their new universe actually works. by Chatoyance 114,602 words · 6,900 views · 285 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Teacup, Down On The Farm Years after the last human is gone, a Newfoal must face that the past never truly vanshes. by Chatoyance 40,225 words · 5,437 views · 181 likes · 94 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: The 800 Year Promise The only surviving artifact from Earth may hold the secret reason for the emergence of Equestria. by Chatoyance 80,235 words · 4,458 views · 190 likes · 137 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Code Majeste Earth pony, pegasus pony, unicorn; a newfoal will become one. But there is provision for one other. by Chatoyance 56,897 words · 10,771 views · 361 likes · 157 dislikes

My Most Groundbreaking Works

  • Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia? by Chatoyance 57,149 words · 17,545 views · 639 likes · 174 dislikes
  • I.D. - That Indestructible Something Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change? by Chatoyance 97,700 words · 5,802 views · 447 likes · 177 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Brand New Universe The Anniversary Day for The Conversion Bureau Genre is celebrated with new visions of the concept! by Chatoyance 25,986 words · 8,821 views · 204 likes · 209 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau: Tales Of Los Pegasus Formerly Los Angeles, The Equestrian Barrier approaches. Both Newfoals and the last humans prepare. by Chatoyance 90,622 words · 4,963 views · 197 likes · 199 dislikes
  • Around The Bend Twilight Sparkle takes a shortcut and discovers a street that doesn't exist on any map. by Chatoyance 16,713 words · 5,653 views · 301 likes · 158 dislikes
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No way! I practice strict ascetics.

Like, a lot of McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Dominos food.

People refuse to admit they taste good, so that counts as ascetics, right?

The Ascetic Virtues is among my favorite Alpha Centauri secret projects.

Sometimes, ya just get hungry. Real hungry, not come over all peckish, but a deep down androgynous sort of hunger...

That's when you need a nice big steaming sack of Bulgerflob. Rich, nigrescent sustenence that can calm even the most asexual of appetites.
In the big, rough sack, or encapsulated on a stick, nothing feeds a gynandrous hunger like the stiff flavor of Bulger cooked up with flob.
Stuff it in your piehole, cram it down your foodchute and enjoy the satisfaction of a job well done.
Bulgerflob! Cram it in your hole and finally feel full!

"Whether yur dainty, or yur a slob - nothing feeds ya better than Bulgerflob!"

I feel like we've been over this, although my dad used to love being cute with acronyms too. Especially when people called him a Rino. "Yeah, you know what happens when a Rino meets a jackass?"

Anyway, the opposite of a social justice warrior is an activist who strictly donates time and money to the most serious of causes. If you give financial support to oppose malaria, malnutrition, and sexual violence in the third world, you are an anti-sjw. If you get people fired over big dongle jokes, you're a sjw.

Personally I only like recursive acronyms: Pine Is Not Elm.

I've been thinking: The opposite of a 'Social Justice Warrior' would be a 'Solitary Injustice Coward', wouldn't it? A SIC person. A real SICo.

I like Society. I like Justice. Warriors fight for what they believe in. I don't like SICos. Social Injustice Cowards suck. SICos.

I'm very sorry to see you go. You are absolutely one of my favorite authors. Your writing has changed the way I view the world around me for the better. I hope you find success wherever you go. I would love to continue to read your work in he future. Will you be publishing any stories? Also, if you are ever in the San Antonio area, drop me a line. I would love to buy you dinner sometime. (Purely platonic I'm married with a baby girl).
Until then, take care of yourself and stay Pony.

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The Final Word · 11:34am February 25th

The Final Word

In the early September of 2011, I was lost and drifting. Two years previously, I had just finished a long running series of online graphic novels, my Tryslmaistan Trilogy, with the final saga, 'To Save Her'. I needed a new direction.

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