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I am a very mysterious person.

That's a lot of bats

Bats! Everyone is a bat! You, me, your waifu, everyone!

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Things you need to know about me.

I am a very mysterious person, but the following things about me are public information:

1. I like things that are cute, things that are macabre. I instantly love anything that manages to be both simultaneously. Bat ponies fall into the later category.
2. I'm one quarter vampire on my mother's side. If you have any questions about vampires or what not, feel free to ask below.
3. I dye my hair pink out of loyalty to goddess Madoka. Praise Madoka!
The grand, but incredibly short, list of people allowed to call me "Epsy":

List of users who's avatars I've successfully improved: Eris H Discordia, Luminary, Tentacle Slaphappy.,

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Some people don't like scritches. That's how you can tell the good from the evil.

I've been playing splatoon 2 a lot, in which the best mode is Salmon Run. Basically you and 3 random people have to fight hundreds upon hundreds of killer salmon. It can get insane when tons of boss salmonoids show up, but that's part of the fun. I only saw it once, but last night like this Thunderstorm rolled in and then a million salmon flooded onto shore and killed all of us instantly. I kind of wish there was a way to make it happen again (cause I'm still not sure if sudden hyperswarm is an actually thing or...)

I don't think the salmonoids like scritches... cause they have no ears.


Not sure if ponified inkling counts as tentacle pony.

Who doesn't love scritches? I'm sure they are at the base of all diplomacy.

--Sweetie Belle


Bats are known to love scritches. That's how the war ended. For generations bats fought with the other types of ponies, but once Equestria promised scritches there was peace.

I wanted to put the picture directly in this comment, but was having trouble, so I'm linking to it instead.


--Sweetie Belle

I know its old news but your story corruption reminded me of the movie lost boys was that part of your inspiration or just chance?
Fyi I thought it was good in a funny haha way but o well. =)

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