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Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Dark Souls, shit I love Dark Souls, eh!

Pairings that I think are radical, eh.

OMG, I love Halo, eh.

MLP fan stuff, eh! *click the pics, do it*

Me fangirling over Arthas/The Lich King!!! eh...

Some Warhammer 40k stuff, I guess, eh...

Death in service to the Emperor is its own reward. Life in failure to Him is its own condemnation.
- Epistles (Verse 93)

A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech the, destroy them.
- Tome Fede Imperialis, Battle Prayer

Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed his wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper his prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow
- Imperial hymnal

The meaning of victory is not to defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavors, to crush utterly his every achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory.
- Unknown Speaker

Such is Life on Volg, eh

Volg is without question, one of the shittiest places to live in the Imperium. Located on the hive world of Fenksworld, corpsestarch is the meal of the day and executions for said corpsestarch are common. Volg Hive Scum likes sharing Volgite culture and history with other Acolytes during mission downtime.

>"Old Volg story for children. One day, little girl go to dispenser to buy corpsestarch. Mutant crawl out of vent and take her to sump pit for eating. Days later, family find little girl parts in waste duct. Parts maybe mutated and can't go in corpsestarch. Family executed for more corpsestarch. Such is life on Volg."

>"Old Volg ghost story for children before mandatory night cycle unconciousness enforced. Some children hear strange noise from oxygen recyclers. Get scared, think maybe a ghost. Children are executed for heresy, is no such thing as ghosts. Such is life on Volg."

>"This one, you like. Old Volg story for religious instruction. One day, dredge sinker scraping algae off mold filter. Think he maybe see pictograph of Blessed Emperor's throne on filter. Replace filter and take to Cleric. Cleric executes him for wasting mould filter. Such is life on Volg."

>"This one, Old Volg military legend. One day, Volg raise Imperial Guard regiment for make send to off-world for glorious battle with Orks. Volg Guardsmen great warriors kill many Orks. Volg no afford war tithe for send men home, only afford cold storage. Commissars execute all guardsmen send home as corpsestarch. Much celebrating. Such is life on Volg."

>On Volg, have holiday every year for one hour. Special break hour for children. All year, children collect tooths and implants not processed by meat sump for corpsestarch. Lucky children find whole finger when go to corpsestarch dispenser make dinner. On holiday hour, children give corpse trinkets as gifts. Child with most trinkets is the winner. The winner gets executed, luck is another word for heresy. Such is life on Volg."

Planetside 2 - PattyKeks
Steam - Patty-Cakes_eh

Holy shit balls! I actually posted a story!? It's all going downhill from here, eh.

Shit I want to write, eh.

1. A RWBY one-shot crossover fic where Ruby kicks ass, and that's about it... I think it will be shitty as fuck, but someone will like it... I know someone will like it... and then they will demand more from me... ;~;

2. Matt and Pat from Two Best Friends Play suddenly appear in Equestria, but wake up as Luna/Muna and Celestia/Patlestia, eh.

3. A nice wittle family centric story with Sombra and his wife and daughter. Nothing wrong will come out of that story, well, maybe except for all those Sombra haters running around the site ready to fuck me in the ass, eh... heh.

4. And a one-shot story with a very minor, forgettable, unimportant character from Dark Souls doing nothing in pone lands... yes...

5. And maybe a little story where Fluttershy unknowingly joins the Royal Guard, eh. I'm not too sure if this has been done before, but I plan to make it a little more unique and funny, with a little romance in there, eh. People will love it, because there's a shit ton of people who love Fluttershy in a fanatical way, eh.

6. A story where a Steed of Krieg comes to pone lands, and there is political stuff going on, eh.

7. A cutesy romance between Blueblood and Twilight, only because it's not very common and could that I have a general idea how it would play out, eh.

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I do. I've known pat for yonks.

You have any idea who this guy is? :trixieshiftright:


2510456 No, you burn for Mother Empress, eh >:C

I burn for the Emperor! Omnissiah!

2510445 Yes, I agree. Burn it all, eh.

woolad this is some heretic nonsense.

2510442 Essentially, ye

2510440 PAIN IS LOVE!!!

Querida señora, por qué me hieres así?

2510434 Oh god, it talks

Buenos dias mi seniorita.

2435111 The Legend never dies, eh.

2477603 WHO!?

2510432 Fagface

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Mother Empress' core group of minions, eh.

- Wolf_King
- Officer Hot-Pants
- DBZcrossover fan
- Darcyyanew
- Mudraynebow
- Alc4n4tor
- Raptor-Jesus/DerrickTheNDN/Derrick
- Dragonborne Fox
- Non-Brony Gamer
- F4D3
- HeartTortoisePigeonDog
- The Boss/ The Footsoldier
- Eagle
- qamar-ling
- Redshirt047
- theredsoldier
- Lord Megatron/Lord Galvatron
- Admiral Jenna
- Normal
- Bloodpool
- Eternal Aviator
- Tentacle Slaphappy
- CastleRock
- Friend
- Alicornium
- Hallucination
- Novogorske

- Cold Blitz
- Dropbear271
- High Lord Rokland
- Iron Galley

The Family

- Midnight Rider (Son)
- Stiggerzz (Adopted Son/Incestuous Daughter)
- Ebyer5 STEAMENGINEER/ Pink perv and blue balls (Father)
- Patlestia/Patty Cakes/Teh_Fluffy/Mother Empress (Mother)


- ChocoLoco

-- Epsilon-Delta
- Raymanguy
- The Grey_Knight