Dark Souls, shit I love Dark Souls, eh!
Pairings that I think are radical, eh.
OMG, I love Halo, eh.
Me fangirling over Arthas/The Lich King!!! eh...
Some Warhammer 40k stuff, I guess, eh...
Death in service to the Emperor is its own reward. Life in failure to Him is its own condemnation.
- Epistles (Verse 93)
A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech the, destroy them.
- Tome Fede Imperialis, Battle PrayerLove the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed his wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper his prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow
- Imperial hymnal
The meaning of victory is not to defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavors, to crush utterly his every achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory.
- Unknown Speaker
Such is Life on Volg, eh
Volg is without question, one of the shittiest places to live in the Imperium. Located on the hive world of Fenksworld, corpsestarch is the meal of the day and executions for said corpsestarch are common. Volg Hive Scum likes sharing Volgite culture and history with other Acolytes during mission downtime.
>"Old Volg story for children. One day, little girl go to dispenser to buy corpsestarch. Mutant crawl out of vent and take her to sump pit for eating. Days later, family find little girl parts in waste duct. Parts maybe mutated and can't go in corpsestarch. Family executed for more corpsestarch. Such is life on Volg."
>"Old Volg ghost story for children before mandatory night cycle unconciousness enforced. Some children hear strange noise from oxygen recyclers. Get scared, think maybe a ghost. Children are executed for heresy, is no such thing as ghosts. Such is life on Volg."
>"This one, you like. Old Volg story for religious instruction. One day, dredge sinker scraping algae off mold filter. Think he maybe see pictograph of Blessed Emperor's throne on filter. Replace filter and take to Cleric. Cleric executes him for wasting mould filter. Such is life on Volg."
>"This one, Old Volg military legend. One day, Volg raise Imperial Guard regiment for make send to off-world for glorious battle with Orks. Volg Guardsmen great warriors kill many Orks. Volg no afford war tithe for send men home, only afford cold storage. Commissars execute all guardsmen send home as corpsestarch. Much celebrating. Such is life on Volg."
>On Volg, have holiday every year for one hour. Special break hour for children. All year, children collect tooths and implants not processed by meat sump for corpsestarch. Lucky children find whole finger when go to corpsestarch dispenser make dinner. On holiday hour, children give corpse trinkets as gifts. Child with most trinkets is the winner. The winner gets executed, luck is another word for heresy. Such is life on Volg."
Planetside 2 - PattyKeks
Steam - Patty-Cakes_eh
Shit I want to write, eh.
1. A RWBY one-shot crossover fic where Ruby kicks ass, and that's about it... I think it will be shitty as fuck, but someone will like it... I know someone will like it... and then they will demand more from me... ;~;
2. Matt and Pat from Two Best Friends Play suddenly appear in Equestria, but wake up as Luna/Muna and Celestia/Patlestia, eh.
3. A nice wittle family centric story with Sombra and his wife and daughter. Nothing wrong will come out of that story, well, maybe except for all those Sombra haters running around the site ready to fuck me in the ass, eh... heh.
5. And maybe a little story where Fluttershy unknowingly joins the Royal Guard, eh. I'm not too sure if this has been done before, but I plan to make it a little more unique and funny, with a little romance in there, eh. People will love it, because there's a shit ton of people who love Fluttershy in a fanatical way, eh.
6. A story where a Steed of Krieg comes to pone lands, and there is political stuff going on, eh.
7. A cutesy romance between Blueblood and Twilight, only because it's not very common and could that I have a general idea how it would play out, eh.
Some of my Favourites
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Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. 85,508 words · 5,800 · 105
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MIA After activating the slipspace drive Jorge is teleported to a strange new world. 198,031 words · 2,867 · 86
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Regarding Falling Villains Given the successful befriending of Discord, Princess Celestia deems that no longer will villains be defeated but instead reformed. Brought back from the dead and stripped of his powers, Sombra only wishes he could have stayed dead all along. 106,940 words · 1,026 · 40
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Before the Dawn When two unlikely ponies, Luna and Sombra, meet beneath the silver moon, will their love be everlasting, or will the darkness lurking in the Crystal Empire succeed in destroying them? 102,232 words · 114 · 6
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The Bridge: A Godzilla-MLP Crossover A devastating battle in the Kaiju universe transports a small group of them, heroric, villainous, and otherwise to Equestria. New bodies, new world, new society. But what happens when something even Kaiju are afraid of follows them? 1,161,185 words · 2,062 · 80
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Sweetie's Shadow Looking for a way to get over her fear of public speaking, Sweetie Belle borrows an instructional book from Twilight's library to help out. One thing leads to another and some how ends up binding King Sombra to her as her shadow... 123,832 words · 2,388 · 43
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Lingering Shadows Love can be one of the most powerful forces in the world...but it's also a deadly, sweet poison, as Princess Luna is about to learn... 36,888 words · 504 · 14
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The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie Sequel to "The Cake Batter Incident". An unlikely bond is formed when Pinkie is tasked to reform Sombra, the ex-king of the Crystal Empire. 91,519 words · 981 · 26
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All Hail The Dark Lord Darth Vader, one of the most insidious villains in the entire galaxy, ends up in Equestria of all places. With no support from the Empire, this Sith Lord needs to find a way off the planet. Or he could take over it. Either one works. 39,796 words · 1,922 · 66
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Friendship is Grievous All welcome the latest visitor to Equestria... General Grievous? 87,293 words · 1,328 · 90
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The Missionary Follow a man, surviving in equestria with nothing but his wits and his faith, oh and his own town. 109,381 words · 460 · 62
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In Their Highnesses' Clandestine Corps The name's Blueblood. Prince Blueblood. 28,733 words · 313 · 11
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Shadowy Love King Sombra, the tyrant of Crystal Empire is back, only to be imprisoned by princesses and put through reformation with Twilight Sparkle as his teacher. Can somepony with heart as black as night be reformed? Twilight believes so. 128,628 words · 697 · 34
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Bringing Up Blueblood A spinoff of "My Little Alicorn." Blueblood must prove himself worthy of being an adult a 158,939 words · 1,276 · 16
MY MINIONS, EH!
Mother Empress' core group of minions, eh.
- Wolf_King
- Officer Hot-Pants
- DBZcrossover fan
- Darcyyanew
- Mudraynebow
- Alc4n4tor
- Raptor-Jesus/DerrickTheNDN/Derrick
- Dragonborne Fox
- Non-Brony Gamer
- F4D3
- HeartTortoisePigeonDog
- The Boss/ The Footsoldier
- Eagle
- qamar-ling
- Redshirt047
- theredsoldier
- Lord Megatron/Lord Galvatron
- Admiral Jenna
- Normal
- Bloodpool
- Eternal Aviator
- Tentacle Slaphappy
- CastleRock
- Friend
- Alicornium
- Hallucination
- Novogorske
Allies
- Cold Blitz
- Dropbear271
- High Lord Rokland
- Iron Galley
The Family
- Midnight Rider (Son)
- Stiggerzz (Adopted Son/Incestuous Daughter)
- Ebyer5 STEAMENGINEER/ Pink perv and blue balls (Father)
- Patlestia/Patty Cakes/Teh_Fluffy/Mother Empress (Mother)
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Captives
- ChocoLoco
Deserters
-- Epsilon-Delta
- Raymanguy
- The Grey_Knight
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I do. I've known pat for yonks.
2510460
You have any idea who this guy is?
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NU! FOR THE OMNISSIAH I WILL GLADLY BURN IN PURGATION!
2510456 No, you burn for Mother Empress, eh >:C
2510455
I burn for the
Emperor!Omnissiah!2510453 Yes, now die
2510451
XD
2510450 C:
2510446
*burns*
2510445 Yes, I agree. Burn it all, eh.
2510443
woolad this is some heretic nonsense.
2510442 Essentially, ye
2510441
LOVE IS PAIN!!!
2510440 PAIN IS LOVE!!!
2510439
Love me god damn it!
2510438 :I
2510435
Querida señora, por qué me hieres así?
2510434 Oh god, it talks
2510433
Buenos dias mi seniorita.
2435111 The Legend never dies, eh.
2477603 WHO!?
2510432 Fagface