King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.
Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.
Chapters (4)
This is gonna be good
Have a like and favorite.
Well, this looks interesting.
This is what I like to see in a story; the plot is smart, witty, and funny. Good job and I look forward to an update.
I look forward to the next chapter....
And out from the box of plots you don't expect we have this
Fascinating!
Welp you just got a fave :3 also I have one question for you. Just one. :3 (I made a reference :3 ) ok when should updates be expected?
Very enjoyable, thank you for writing, and I can't wait for more.
That was great! Oh this is gonna be a fun read...
Possessed Sombra is best pony.
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This is absolutely one of the funniest fics I've read in a while. Keep on the amazing work.
Oh my god, this was amazing. Great work.
3004461 I SECOND THIS MOTION!
Looking forward to more!
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I have never said this about any fic before, but have too: This is so fucking funny I can't favorite it because I would die laughing twice. I'll favorite it, but it's fucking suicide.
..... You know what, I'm ok with that
Ha this is FUCKING........GEEEENYUUUUUUSSS!!!
This fic...
This fucking fic...
It's too good for me to describe.
I can't stop smiling at this
Help me
"It’s about time I showed you the might of Celestia’s royal guard. We are the best trained, most powerful, most experienced soldiers in Equestria. We are the elite of the elite and I am their captain.”
And yet you all fell within seconds to changelings who weren't even out to kill but to capture..... uh huh.
Ergh MER GERDDDD
DIS SO GUD
I giggled, I LOL'd, I chuckled, and then I laughed.
Yes, there shall be many requests for more.
Please, bitch!
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Let's find out; see if you can get a taxi.
Ba-dum, tish.
I want more please.
It had to be done.
That line sold it. Just the idea of Sombra happily sitting on a flying chunk of rock is gold on its own. But everything else...
Take my fave. My thumbs-up. And you know what, I'll spread this around, let people know this story is worth the read. They need to know.
Haha, good work, good work. I thought that the crystal heart would attack Shining since he was attacking an innocent person...pony..whatever. But it was good this way too
Now New-Sombra will get the Prince, call him Shiny, and they will go on a wild racing competition in a New Beetle with alien motifs and a "We come in peace" horn in a quest for 100 points and groovy cheat boxes!*
... after this mess gets sorted out, of course.
*: figure out the shout out and you get a coconut
Sorry mate, it's my policy to post the song when I know a fic title is the same name as a song
Oh, this is great! If this chapter proves anything, then that's that your skills as an author is simply fantastic.
I'm sitting on needles waiting for the next chapter - that cliffy was as hilarious as it was evil!
In this thread: Deathbats losing their shit because of the new A7X Song "Hail to the King"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That right there, was where I lost my shit.
3004461 3004815 Now look closely at the wall at the back of that image.
This is the greatest. You have my fave.
Dayum! Man, a black brutha can't even catch a break even in other dimensions yo! Dat's straight up equine fecal matter yo!
The 'Crystal Empire' was Equestria's Detroit . . . Oh snap! Yeah the author just went there! What you gunna do about it?!
Also, do you want to know what I would have done if I entered into the Crystal Empire? I would have announced loudly: "Behold your new master! I am Hug-Lord Snuggle Bunny the Fluffy: Lover of Shiny Things! All hug me and know warm fuzzy feelings! MWAHAHAHAAA!"
I love this story so far! More please!
PS - Are we ever going to get his name though? It bugs me how a bunch of stories have a human who's name you never know. A LOT. I can never seem to figure out why so many authors DO that.
'It's not because I'm black is it?'
Seriously, had me in stitches.
I just... I don't even.
But please, by all means, continue with the Sombreros.
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This fic does not yet have enough praise.
So here is mine.
Please, keep this up; it's one of the few truly new ideas I've seen for stories here on the site.
Hah! Great! Good luck with writing.
We doth demand more of this epicness! Make it so!
Wow....wow. That was one heck of a response to wake up to. Thanks for all the praise and motivation, everyone. I'll definitely pick up the pace on the next chapter if so many people are looking forward to it.
Also, in response to your responses to a pair of throwaway gags, the protagonist is now a black guy from Detroit.
Thanks again, internet-friends. This will be fun to write.
Well Im sold! Great job and keep up the laughs!
3005219 I had thought it wild be a crossover of that movie when I first read the title, though just had an idea, instead of going to the medieval times, the guy goes to equestria instead, though with almost the same storyline as the original movie
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You know what I don't get.
How the fuck can Dead Space 3 be called as such whilst it not be being in space?
Dead Space
Dead in Space
Fighting Dead in Space
Not Fighting Dead on some ice planet.
3005676 valid point you have there, and how can halo still be called that when they aren't on the halos anymore?
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Indeed.
But then again, Call of Duty still makes millions every year spouting the same game over, and over again.