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TheVClaw


I'm a gay nutjob that writes whatever weird ideas come to his head. I like M/M ships, odd pairings, zombies, and drinking. I also hope to be a contestant on Survivor one day.

Featured Stories

  • What Could Have Been Lost After the Royal Wedding, Spike keeps having terrible nightmares about that fateful day. In an attempt to console her friend, Twilight finally gets him to talk about his dream. However, what she discovers, is much worse than she could've imagined by TheVClaw 4,803 words · 12,316 views · 756 likes · 21 dislikes
  • "Ewww, Granny!" Applejack discovers that her Granny has a special somepony; however, she didn't expect that somepony to be Thunderlane. by TheVClaw 4,293 words · 3,037 views · 293 likes · 15 dislikes
  • The Worst Show and Tell Ever Scootaloo was so excited for Show and Tell this week, that she could barely keep herself still! And why would she? She has a special Daring Do story that Rainbow Dash herself wrote! How could things go wrong? by TheVClaw 2,970 words · 3,079 views · 403 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Discord Throws a Feast Twilight is invited to a special party that's held by Discord, and reluctantly decides to attend. Unfortunately, she's the only one there. And Discord made nothing but quesadillas. by TheVClaw 4,776 words · 5,179 views · 573 likes · 18 dislikes

Latest Stories

Nov
16th
2017

Just a quick update! · 6:38am 6 days ago

Earlier this week, I mentioned how my first mature F/F is set to be published very soon. Well, the artist is still working on the piece I was gonna use as a cover page (they were working on it before I wrote anything; they just wanted a story to go alongside it, and I decided to go for it). But since I said it'd be published at Wednesday at the latest, and that turned out to be incorrect, I wanted to make up for it by giving a sneak peek at the story synopsis:

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Stories I'm Especially Proud Of

  • Brushed Away For Troy the Gryphon, life in Equestria wasn't exactly as fulfilling as he imagined on his own. However, after volunteering to help out with a storm prepping project, he discovers a pony who helps to change everything. by TheVClaw 225,382 words · 5,534 views · 587 likes · 28 dislikes
  • What Could Have Been Lost After the Royal Wedding, Spike keeps having terrible nightmares about that fateful day. In an attempt to console her friend, Twilight finally gets him to talk about his dream. However, what she discovers, is much worse than she could've imagined by TheVClaw 4,803 words · 12,316 views · 756 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Unfamiliar Patterns Rarity realized a long time ago that Zecora wasn't scary or threatening. But after agreeing to help the Zebra to help overcome her own guilt of avoiding her for so long, will the unicorn realize something more? by TheVClaw 117,185 words · 2,678 views · 181 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Big Makeuptosh The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide to put makeup on Big Macintosh while he's asleep. Unfortunately, the makeup won't come off, and he has a rodeo competition in an hour. by TheVClaw 3,100 words · 903 views · 46 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Shut Up And Dance After accidentally injuring Elusive's dancing partner before a large competition, Rainbow Blitz swore that he would help him find a new partner and win. Unfortunately, Elusive seems to want Blitz to be his replacement. by TheVClaw 144,870 words · 907 views · 98 likes · 8 dislikes

Commission Info

Slot One: Available
Slot Two: Available

If anyone is curious about buying a commission for a fic (SFW or NSFW), I'm willing to accept payment through paypal. My rates start at $7 per thousand words, although that price may vary depending on length/content. I'd prefer to take oneshots only, as those are easier to process and finish. With that being said, here are a list of things I am NOT willing to write about:
-Diapers/ABDL
-Scat
-Gore/Blood
-Futa (nothing wrong with it, I'm just sick of seeing futa on this site)
-Anthro (same as above, but EQG is okay)
-Rape/Noncon
-Vore
-Foalcon/Underage
-Bestiality

Anything not in that list is up for consideration, so if you have a story idea you want to commission, just PM me with the specifics and the price range you're willing to pay. If the story seems interesting, I can work something out. :raritywink:

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Well, I'm very happy to hear you enjoy my writing so much! TBF, I'm not sure what I could do involving Spike and Ember since hetero ships aren't necessarily my thing; however, there are a few ideas involving those two I could see working (which I'm keeping secret :raritywink: ).

Besides, the Spike fic you've been working has to of been one of my all-time favorites and I get excited every time a new chapter comes out. My favorite chapters would have to be the first chapter. Spike getting hammered in the stall was so arousing, I'm surprised I made it through the chapter without jizzing all over.

Same goes for the Diamond Dog chapters. It was just as erotic. Bukkake is one of my all-time favorite fetishes. That and anything dragons. That's why the original story with Spike and Garble was so good. I think it took me like 3 or 4 sessions to get through that story.

Btw, Spike/Ember has to be my favorite ship. Something about dragon sex is just so damn sexy. Just look at a story called An Egg-ducated Study by XenoPony. Now this.was an amazing read!

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Go right ahead! ;)

I thought of another idea for a fic that might be interesting.
Mind if I sent it your way?

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