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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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2020

My first-ever Overwatch fic is being written on Patreon · 7:24pm Wednesday

Heya guys! Last month, I ended up getting a unique combination of ideas for my upcoming Randomizer poll story. It's going to involve Reaper and Soldier from Overwatch having breakup sex in a sex shop; and despite how interesting this idea is, I'll admit it's a little daunting since I never played the Overwatch games in my life. Nevertheless, if you want to see what I've written so far, you can visit my Official Patreon Page and join to help out! :D

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Commission Info

Slot One: Overwatch Reaper/Soldier fic (Patreon Randomizer winner)
Slot Two: In Progress - Scar's Dumbest Idea (Patreon Poll Winner)
Slot Three: Eirjan Anthro Commission (Adrian's Induction)

I also have a Patreon page if you want to contribute in that way: https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw

If anyone is curious about buying a commission for a fic (SFW or NSFW), I'm willing to accept payment through my paypal. My rates start at $15 per thousand words, although that price may vary depending on length/content. I'd prefer to take oneshots only, as those are easier to process and finish. Also note that I WILL NOT accept any requests regarding unaired/leaked episodes that have not been released yet. Fimfiction doesn't allow them anyway, and I do not want to be spoiled after avoiding them for so long. Here are my rules and prices in regards to various commission types.

Hard No's (no price will make me say yes):
-Rape
-Foalcon/Underage
-Bestiality (this includes Human/Pony)
-Gore in a Sexual Manner
-Scat
-Vore
-Stories connected with the Fall of Equestria universe
-Racist, Transphobic, or Nazi-affiliated themes

Iffy Requests ($20 or more per thousand words):
This is for stories that either have really iffy kinks I don't normally write, or themes I feel are overdone (diapers, futa, anthro, F/F, etc.). This is also for things that might border on Hard-No's, but not enough to be on the list if the setup is interesting. Keep in mind that writing commissioned stories is more of a hobby than a job, so I don't feel like I should be pressured into writing anything I don't want to do. If the story or setup itself has me intrigued I might do it; just expect it to be a bit pricier than the commissions I usually take.

Standard Commissions ($15 per thousand words, like usual):
This is for stories (SFW or NSFW), that I'm comfortable with doing, and themes I've done before. I specialize in M/M works and occasionally comedies, so those things are fitting for this category. I can also try newer things at this price if the idea is appealing/comforting enough.

Art/Story Trades:
If you're an artist who wants a story, I would be open to accepting a commission in exchange for art (specifically, artwork of my OCs Troy and Canvas). However, I would need to talk with you privately in terms of what can be done/what both of us would want. But if your art is good, and your commission idea is worth doing, I'll keep an open mind. ;)

Anything not in that list is up for consideration, so if you have a story idea you want to commission, just PM me with the specifics and the price range you're willing to pay. If the story seems interesting, I can work something out. :raritywink:

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You've done me a solid, faving up Big Mac's Backdoor Breakthrough, and I'm really happy it got a spot on your list. Keep sticking around and sending my fics comments, fella; I assure you, you won't want to miss a moment of Vis.

And thank you in advance with the comment on this one; it was incredibly sweet.

Hey buddy, thanks for the watch!

Hi, I just happened to wonder around and spotted your bio. Anyways, I just wanted to say hi and that I love your bio pic(and maybe be friends):heart:.

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What can I say? I'm a man of simple tastes. 😜

It took just one gay story, huh?

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