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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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Someone has to say it... · 10:02pm Nov 21st, 2023

Schedule and Commission Info

Slot One: Gallus/Terramar clopfic (October Poll Winner)
Slot Two: Robin Hood's Late Night Plan (June Poll Winner)
Slot Three: Celestia vs. Celestia's Clone at Riverside Station (May Randomizer Winner)
Slot Four: Miles Edgeworth Bondage Fic (July Randomizer)

I also have a Patreon page if you want to contribute in that way: https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw

If anyone is curious about buying a commission for a fic (SFW or NSFW), I'm willing to accept payment through my paypal. My rates start at $15 per thousand words, although that price may vary depending on length/content. I'd prefer to take oneshots only, as those are easier to process and finish. Also note that I WILL NOT accept any requests regarding unaired/leaked episodes that have not been released yet. Fimfiction doesn't allow them anyway, and I do not want to be spoiled after avoiding them for so long. Here are my rules and prices in regards to various commission types.

Hard No's (no price will make me say yes):
-Rape
-Foalcon/Underage
-Bestiality (this includes Human/Pony)
-Gore in a Sexual Manner
-Scat
-Vore
-Stories connected with the Fall of Equestria universe
-Racist, Transphobic, or Nazi-affiliated themes

Iffy Requests ($20 or more per thousand words):
This is for stories that either have really iffy kinks I don't normally write, or themes I feel are overdone (diapers, futa, anthro, F/F, etc.). This is also for things that might border on Hard-No's, but not enough to be on the list if the setup is interesting. Keep in mind that writing commissioned stories is more of a hobby than a job, so I don't feel like I should be pressured into writing anything I don't want to do. If the story or setup itself has me intrigued I might do it; just expect it to be a bit pricier than the commissions I usually take.

Standard Commissions ($15 per thousand words, like usual):
This is for stories (SFW or NSFW), that I'm comfortable with doing, and themes I've done before. I specialize in M/M works and occasionally comedies, so those things are fitting for this category. I can also try newer things at this price if the idea is appealing/comforting enough.

Art/Story Trades:
If you're an artist who wants a story, I would be open to accepting a commission in exchange for art (specifically, artwork of my OCs Troy and Canvas). However, I would need to talk with you privately in terms of what can be done/what both of us would want. But if your art is good, and your commission idea is worth doing, I'll keep an open mind. ;)

Anything not in that list is up for consideration, so if you have a story idea you want to commission, just PM me with the specifics and the price range you're willing to pay. If the story seems interesting, I can work something out. :raritywink:

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Posted this before, but it's gotten 20% cooler

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Happy belated day of mandated merryment my good man!

And when the old man with the whip being pulled in the sleigh by horny males to break into your house and empty his sack, I hope you thought happy thoughts of Ma, apple pie, and the baby Jesus while he stuffed your stocking:trollestia:

3336779
Yeah, I am. I've just been trying to deal with commissions and other finances.

3318617
Hey man, you still playing on making that Gallus x Terramar story?

3318617
... do it. Price is no issue

Do you accept bits of string and belly button lint?

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