• Member Since 16th May, 2013
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I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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My Upcoming Schedule · 4:29pm Last Thursday

Heya, guys! I know it's been a while since I made any updates, but I just wanted to be open about things for any of you who might be worried.

First of all, I'm perfectly fine. For the past couple weeks, I was trying my best to work on the Teen Titans story that won January's Patreon poll, which proved to be more difficult than expected. The reason for my slow progress is due to a few things:

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Commission Info

Slot One: Iron Will/OC/Big Mac commission
Slot Two: Sequel to 'An Unconventional Exchange'
Slot Three: SFW Spike Heart-to-Heart story (February Poll winner)
Slot Four: Giraffe OC Voyeurism Military fic (February Randomizer Winner)
Slot Five: Danger! Death Ray 69 (March Poll Winner)
Slot Six: Rainbow Blitz VR Masturbation fic (March Randomizer Winner)

I also have a Patreon page if you want to contribute in that way: https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw

If anyone is curious about buying a commission for a fic (SFW or NSFW), I'm willing to accept payment through my paypal. My rates start at $15 per thousand words, although that price may vary depending on length/content. I'd prefer to take oneshots only, as those are easier to process and finish. Also note that I WILL NOT accept any requests regarding unaired/leaked episodes that have not been released yet. Fimfiction doesn't allow them anyway, and I do not want to be spoiled after avoiding them for so long. Here are my rules and prices in regards to various commission types.

Hard No's (no price will make me say yes):
-Bestiality (this includes Human/Pony)
-Gore in a Sexual Manner
-Stories connected with the Fall of Equestria universe
-Racist, Transphobic, or Nazi-affiliated themes

Iffy Requests ($20 or more per thousand words):
This is for stories that either have really iffy kinks I don't normally write, or themes I feel are overdone (diapers, futa, anthro, F/F, etc.). This is also for things that might border on Hard-No's, but not enough to be on the list if the setup is interesting. Keep in mind that writing commissioned stories is more of a hobby than a job, so I don't feel like I should be pressured into writing anything I don't want to do. If the story or setup itself has me intrigued I might do it; just expect it to be a bit pricier than the commissions I usually take.

Standard Commissions ($15 per thousand words, like usual):
This is for stories (SFW or NSFW), that I'm comfortable with doing, and themes I've done before. I specialize in M/M works and occasionally comedies, so those things are fitting for this category. I can also try newer things at this price if the idea is appealing/comforting enough.

Art/Story Trades:
If you're an artist who wants a story, I would be open to accepting a commission in exchange for art (specifically, artwork of my OCs Troy and Canvas). However, I would need to talk with you privately in terms of what can be done/what both of us would want. But if your art is good, and your commission idea is worth doing, I'll keep an open mind. ;)

Anything not in that list is up for consideration, so if you have a story idea you want to commission, just PM me with the specifics and the price range you're willing to pay. If the story seems interesting, I can work something out. :raritywink:

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That's fine 😊 take your time with your stories. Just take care of yourself and your boyfriend.

At least it's good to hear that you are okay.

Have a good day/night

Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry for the radio silence, but I was in a bit of a slog the last couple days. But dont worry, more content is coming out before May. ;)

Sorry if I made a too personal, but I have to ask.

Is everything ok? We haven't heard from you in a while 😞.

That works out perfectly actually (at least when I can commission you. Got some other ones I need to pay off first)

I usually take half upfront, and the second half after completion.

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