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Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.

Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.


Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!

Chapters (18)
Comments ( 1982 )

look great so far!

can't wait til' the next chapter.

also, be carefull not to write too many stories all at once, Gnoll.

Now that is a man who knows how to handle these situations correctly.

This, this I like. Love the take on a HiE as well, looking forward to more of this! :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!

I put on my best casual face, gave the two a short nod, "Ladies..." emptied the trash can into the large bin standing outside and closed the door behind me as I stepped back inside again. I locked the door for good measure, went to the front, turned the open signed on closed, locked that door too and with a happy tune on my lips went up into my room. If my calm life was about to come to an end, I might as well get some sleep before all of hell came down upon me.

*wheeze wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHA- *Dies of asphyxiation*

Oh c'mon I love you but you can't just leave us with that :fluttershbad:. Please one more chapter today? I promise I'll clean my room and finish my greens. :applecry:

Stop writing things that I have to add to my list!

Actually ... don't.

Interesting start. Looking forward to more. :twilightsmile:

I dream of cabbage, too. And dams, sometimes.

princess Celestia

When using the title along with the name, I believe you are supposed to capitalise that as well, making this 'Princess Celestia.'

keep a good distance to my place

'From' my place, perhaps?

open signed on closed,

'Sign to'

Well, that's my asshole deed of ponynet done for the day. Now, as to the story.... very interesting. You've been there for three years, and not managed to either invoke the attention of the princesses, nor the ire. But here is the question...

I do get strange dreams during winter

Did any of them have a midnight blue alicorn in them? Because you're screwed if that's the case!


shouting about yellow cabbages

Haha! This is a pretty good introduction. I like it, I'll be waiting for more. :twilightsmile:

3388771 By the way, this is pretty damn good. However, I have one teeny little request...

... can he meet Scar?:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Ergh. That feel when you discover a few stories in a row that pretty well just got released/just started, and you get hooked enough that waiting for them all to update will feel like forever.

It's evil. :fluttershysad:

Eeeeeeeeeevil. :twilightangry2:

3388775 oh god, that's a tough one... maybe later or as a bonus. I can't say yet. :twilightsheepish:


Until the day I die, every time I'll hear that word, only one thing will come to my mind :

Now, after 5 minutes of stupid giggling, I managed to read the rest... Interesting start, will follow :pinkiehappy:

I know that feel bro, I'm feeling it right now.

Been feelin' that feel for a couple hours now, and the whole time, I have been looking for more to read to distract me.

All it does is make it worse. :raritydespair:


Anywho, semi-off-topic feels aside, quite intrigued by this story at the moment. Looking forward to moar. :twilightsmile:

Hibernation... Well, that's original. Looks interesting.

GnollReader is doing a human romance fic.
Where's the choir of angels?

He see's a human have 3 years and just goes to sleep after lol? MOAR! :flutterrage:

AH man. This is going to be good!

3388790 damnit, now it's stuck in my head (and i'm messing it all up) and i have to go to bed :ajbemused:

Sleep now…Impending doom and wacky adventures can be dealt with tomorrow.

Grrr... You magnificent handsome devil, you and your stories.
Now I just have to follow this; it's like some kind of drug!
Some kind of wordy-like drug.

Made with words.

Keep on dealing, pusher.

Tell me about it... Now on top of that I'm thinking of writing a MLP/Monkey Island™ fic. So many silly jokes to cross over :raritycry:

...I like this guy.
I like how he's handling things, I like what he's done so far, and I like him when he goes crazy.
This is going to be good.

:twilightsmile: Amusing. Very amusing. :twilightsmile:

I can't wait for more.

3388687 There! Now go clean your room :P

While I'm super happy you put out a second so quick, the questions I have since the first are still burning me up, if not more-so. I won't ask for another so quickly as I'm not a child, but please don't keep us waiting too long.

I'm trying not to wale my room mates with laughter at the fact that Twilight, AJ, and Dash, three national heros, were treated like common criminals!

That place really must be a backwater town if they don't know of the element bearers. You know, who have saved Equestria multiple times.

So... her name is Silver Blossom... quick question, how old are 'you' in this story? I only ask because of the romance tag.

3389414 Who said the romance would be between Woodchuck and Silver Blossom? I'm not going to spoil anything just yet! :pinkiehappy:

I can buy that they don't know them, they live two hours away from the nearest readily available news stand.

The mane 6 have a hard time for once -- I don't recall one fic where they go somewhere and end up in jail due to their actions. Here they are NOT above the law -- at least temporarily.

Congrats on the feature.

Okay, this is one of the most interesting starts to a human in Equestria story I've read in a long, long time. MOAR! :flutterrage:




(ps - How much wood can Woodchuck chuck? :D)

Comment posted by GnollReader deleted Oct 23rd, 2013

Don't shout at me! It scares me...

You earned your self a fav with the first chapter and the second was just icing on the freaking cake, man good job, keep it up.

3389568 i'm not really sure what you are trying to say...:rainbowhuh:
ah wait now i get it.

I'll show you yelling! And references! OBSCURE POWER GO!


If she has a pony name she might have been born in Equestria (or that one movie place but it didn't happen so we don't talk about it). She might have wished for another human to be with her or something along those lines.

well I did a little reading online and apparently bears don't poop during hibernation as they apparently eat some type of moss to create a plug. They also don't pee and I think it kind of circulates in their body.
Is our hero the same way?
or is it magic?

3389642 I'm sure we'll find out when the next winter comes ;)

Ha, I like this. I enjoy fics where the human isn't getting into massive battles or scouring the land for lost treasure. Just living a simple life that sooner or later hits the proverbial fan and goes everywhere. :moustache:

This moment is like, a monday morning. Fate, Drama and Murphy are on the clock and are a bit surprised (then amused) to find they all go to see the same client.
His struggle is funny, and kind of refreshing imho. He tries to avoid the "usual" HiE tropes.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of the sensation of reading an awesome story, thinking "man, who wrote this awesome story?" and then realizing that, as usual, it was written by GnollReader.

I like this. :pinkiecrazy: I'm gonna break into its bedroom and stare at it for a while.

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