To my Followers.

Commission Info

Check out the post here for rules, stipulations, and pricing.

Slot 1:Closed! Check back later to see my new weapon of the day!

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Discord: ROBCakeran53#6584
Steam: Lo-Carb_Applsauce

EBarren Woods
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Celestia remembers a time, and a journey, of two young mares Cel and Lune.
Celestia
ROBCakeran53 · 1.2k words · 33 1 · 136 views
TWhen the Going gets Tough...
MLP: FiM
Dark
Slice of Life
Tragedy
Nurse Redheart visits her sister in Manehattan, only to learn that after a health crisis in Equestria had her to her breaking point, her police officer sister has her own problems.
Narcotics
Violence
Death
Profanity
OC
Nurse Redheart
ROBCakeran53 · 6k words · 21 7 · 178 views
TExpecting Expectations
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Celestia wakes up with a minor hangover. The castle has no running water. Her fiance is a human named Mark. Life's grand!
Sex
Human
Celestia
Royal Guard
Raven Inkwell
ROBCakeran53 · 16k words · 387 15 · 5.1k views
EDelivery
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
There's no such thing as a holiday for some jobs. Newspapers are one of them.
Alt. Universe
Human
OC
ROBCakeran53 · 4.4k words · 92 5 · 635 views
ELet Me Be Your Hero
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Tragedy
Rarity visits Twilight for a Hearth's Warming Ball. Jinglemas 2019.
Twilight
Rarity
ROBCakeran53 · 2.5k words · 32 4 · 336 views
EBetter Than Best Friends
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
Twiggles Makes friends. Princess Poopybottom says they're dumb. She's dumb. Twiggles shall prove her wrong.
Crossover
Twilight
Celestia
ROBCakeran53 · 4.2k words · 74 4 · 741 views

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Then check out my clop-only alt!
The Mad Clopper

Welcome to my little corner of Hell. Bottoms Up!

Sep

15th

2020

Egg! · 6:02pm September 15th

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Egg egg!

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My General Mental State of Being

The Most Impactful

Keeping It Simple Big Mac suddenly finds himself on the business end of friendship. by Ivory Piano 261,114 words · 2,152 · 41
Homemade Kites and Whatnot Anon and Apple Bloom build kites together. by getmeouttahere 40,688 words · 350 · 5
Silver Glow's Journal Silver Glow takes an opportunity to spend a year at an Earth college, where she'll learn about Earth culture and make new friends. by Admiral Biscuit 997,603 words · 1,420 · 96
There is Another Sky A man, wandering alone in a gray waste, finds a cardboard box with a precious treasure inside: color. by Noble Thought 13,147 words · 126 · 9
Bad Mondays A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues. by Handyman 860,872 words · 2,209 · 74

These are, personally, the top stories on the site, with how they've left an impact on me, and to the point I can, and have, re-read them multiple times.

When people consider me a good writer:

Other Greats that Move Me

Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by TheBandBrony 2,771 words · 84 · 9
The Mailmare The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them. by Bad Horse 11,959 words · 336 · 6
Misunderstandings A man finds himself in a colorful world of magic... unable to talk to its residents, thought to be a monster, hunted and desperately seeking a way to return home. by The Rogue Wolf 228,245 words · 3,848 · 105
Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 852 · 23

You can't handle the truth...

Okay now I'm just picking Favorites, sue me.

Quantum Castaways Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone... by DustTraveller 136,873 words · 3,030 · 52
The Things I Do For Love It's two in the morning, and the mercury has plunged below zero--but Rainbow Blitz is braving the weather for the mare he loves. by brokenimage321 6,505 words · 27 · 2
Applejack's Butt The new stallion in town is strangely obsessed with rear ends. Especially Applejack's. by Vedues 47,981 words · 445 · 16
The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era “It's a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.” by PatchworkPoltergeist 170,004 words · 1,475 · 47
History Repeats The return of an ancient threat spurs the Ponies to seek out an ancient ally... but is she still the heroine she once was? by SaddlesoapOpera 58,574 words · 981 · 41