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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

To my Followers.

Commission Info

Check out the post here for rules, stipulations, and pricing.

Slot 1:Closed! Check back later to see my new weapon of the day!

Wanna chat?

Discord: ROBCakeran53#6584
Steam: Lo-Carb_Applsauce

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Are you a dirty, dirty pony?

Welcome to my little corner of Hell. Bottoms Up!


Commission is open once again. · 3:10am September 17th

They all said "Oh ROB, you open commissions, you'll be flooded."

I knew better, but I allowed their words to keep me optimistic.

Thanks Doomgooey, for being that one awesome dude! Because I've had no hits otherwise (other than a friend, but it's more of a joke and plan to do it out of desperation).

So yeah, the slot is open. It's been open. I WROTE A COMM WHILE LEAVING IT OPEN and I've had nothing, so yeah.

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My General Mental State of Being

When people consider me a good writer:

You can't handle the truth...

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You find yourself followed by a strange man by the name of Krell, perhaps because your bio rhymes and he finds that incredibly amusing/delightful, or perhaps because he enjoys your content.

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Grazie, my dude.

Your userpage is covered in M*A*S*H and I absolutely love it :D

Hey thanks for the fav! :pinkiehappy:

(tfw when someone I actually know fav's my stories)

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