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THE LIST

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LAST UPDATE: 3/30/2024

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EFamily
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Its a strange thing. A Luna X Chrysalis Hearthswarming Special
Pinkie
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
ROBCakeran53 · 2.4k words · 45 2 · 389 views
TNew Hearthswarming Traditions
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Thunderlane's been living with his marefriend Rainbow Dash for several months now. In addition, Rumble has also moved in on Hearthswarming Eve. How will the following morning go?
Rainbow Dash
Thunderlane
Rumble
ROBCakeran53 · 2.7k words · 32 2 · 450 views
TTrudge Runners
MLP: FiM
Spintires Series
Adventure
Drama
Slice of Life
Applejack wakes up in the forest, finds another creature called a human, and learns that the only way to escape this prison is to collect lumber.
Violence
Crossover
Human
Applejack
OC
ROBCakeran53 · 37k words · 137 5 · 1.5k views
TReady to Run
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Everything's been set, with Jacob and Spitfire getting ready to be wed. Almost all of Ponyville is in attendance, but the question still lingers: Is this what they really want?
Human
Twilight
Luna
Spitfire
OC
ROBCakeran53 · 5.7k words · 33 1 · 584 views
EA Chest to Build a Dream On
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Rainbow's been showing off around you more and more. Time to confront her about it, and see where it goes.
Human
Rainbow Dash
Anon
ROBCakeran53 · 3.6k words · 243 4 · 4.8k views
TBad Moon on the Rise
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Nightmare Moon, stuck on the moon for over 900 years, gets an unexpected visitor, and help from them to change her outlook on being alone.
Sex
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
OC
Nightmare Moon
ROBCakeran53 · 15k words · 696 12 · 10k views

Welcome to my little corner of Hell. Bottoms Up!

Mar

30th

2024

Prepare Thyselves. · 11:58pm March 30th

So if you notice, some tags have changed on The Whittler. This is because, the biggest hang-up I've had over this story, was to either stick with my original ideas, or try and change it to what I wanted it to be, which was more Slice of Life.

I realized that this has made me spiral out of control, trying to change the story, even going into the original gdocs of chapters and almost totally re-writing the story, which would require me to update each chapter, changing the whole story.

Report ROBCakeran53 · 1,333 views · Story: The Whittler · #The Whittler #ROB's actually sober call help

The Most Impactful

Keeping It Simple Big Mac suddenly finds himself on the business end of friendship. by Ivory Piano 261,114 words · 2,189 · 42
Homemade Kites and Whatnot Anon and Apple Bloom build kites together. by getmeouttahere 40,688 words · 407 · 5
Silver Glow's Journal Silver Glow takes an opportunity to spend a year at an Earth college, where she'll learn about Earth culture and make new friends. by Admiral Biscuit 996,001 words · 1,473 · 100
There is Another Sky A man, wandering alone in a gray waste, finds a cardboard box with a precious treasure inside: color. by Noble Thought 13,147 words · 140 · 9
Bad Mondays A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues. by Handyman 905,758 words · 2,467 · 76

These are, personally, the top stories on the site, with how they've left an impact on me, and to the point I can, and have, re-read them multiple times.

My General Mental State of Being

Other Greats that Move Me

Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by Bandy 2,657 words · 90 · 9
The Mailmare The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them. by Bad Horse 11,959 words · 360 · 6
My Life as a Bipedal Quadruped Our hero finds herself in a strange world, and in a strange new form. Maybe this could be a fresh start, you ask? The thing is that she wasn't aware she needed one. by Snakeskin Ducttape 377,049 words · 2,164 · 62
Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 889 · 23

When people consider me a good writer:

Okay now I'm just picking Favorites, sue me.

Quantum Castaways Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone... by DustTraveller 135,759 words · 3,145 · 54
The Things I Do For Love It's two in the morning, and the mercury has plunged below zero--but Rainbow Blitz is braving the weather for the mare he loves. by brokenimage321 6,505 words · 45 · 1
Applejack's Butt The new stallion in town is strangely obsessed with rear ends. Especially Applejack's. by Vedues 47,981 words · 497 · 16
The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era “It's a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.” by PatchworkPoltergeist 166,147 words · 1,513 · 49
History Repeats The return of an ancient threat spurs the Ponies to seek out an ancient ally... but is she still the heroine she once was? by SaddlesoapOpera 58,574 words · 1,091 · 42