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ROBCakeran53


"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Jan
11th
2024

WE DID IT · 8:16pm January 11th

AND BY WE, I MEAN YOU. YES, YOU ALL DID IT. IT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS BEFORE I COULD EVEN SET UP MY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. I WAS EVEN ABOUT TO MAKE HATS!

AS OF 14ISH HUNDRED OCLOCK EASTERN WARTIME I HAVE WON MY SEAT AS A MOD FOR THIS FAIR AND WONDERFUL SITE.

ROB IS, IN FACT, A MOD FOR 2024. AND WE, WHICH IS ALSO YOU, SHALL MAKE FIMMY FIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN*.

I AWAIT THE BLATANT ABUSE OF POWER****

*Not all** promises will be acomplished under my new position of power***.

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Oct
7th
2023

THE LIST. · 7:12pm Oct 7th, 2023

Alright, it's about time. I've been planning this for over a year, and I keep updating it with plans to post it, then hold off cause one disaster or another happens and then I don't feel like it.

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Sep
27th
2023

Mare Fair · 11:16pm Sep 27th, 2023

MARES!

That's right turds and turdettes, I'm on my way to Florida, a state I was last to when I was 2 years old. I got 2 peeps with me, and we are making the 18ish hour drive down there.

(Not taking my truck, cause it may not make that kind of drive.)

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Jul
5th
2023

My father died last Wednesday. · 4:03pm Jul 5th, 2023

As I type this, it has been one week and about 2 hours. I got the call at 9:05 am that his heart had just stopped, and they called him deceased at 9:48 am. I'd gotten there around 9:40 and I asked why in the hell were they still working on him?

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Jun
4th
2023

Where the Hell is ROB? · 10:44pm Jun 4th, 2023

Stuck between a Aerostar 601P and a Cessna 303T.

If you know anything about airplanes, then you know I'm ready to lose my fucking mind. Right now pressurization systems and de-icing systems are the bane of my existence.

That said, while I've not posted much of anything, aside from a chapter of Trudge Runners, I actually have been writing shit! Or editing, but still, I'm basically down to the weekends for free time, so I'm doing what I can to get projects going and moving, and wrapped up.

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Apr
12th
2023

Scribbler Needs Our Help! · 1:38am Apr 12th, 2023

Hey everyone, your... uh... I guess your favorite drunkle Grunkle ROB here with something super important.

Scribbler Productions is facing a crisis, and needs everyone's help. It's simple enough, we need to get YouTube's attention for them to pull their head out of their ass, unplug the fucking robots and have a human being talk to her and get this shit straightened out.

Here is the full deetz video, for further context on the situation.

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Aug
20th
2022

Trudge Runners and other Stuff · 3:46pm Aug 20th, 2022

Hey all, so I know only a hand full of you have been keeping an eye on it, but so far I'm doing pretty good with this Trudge Runner's fic, as I've still got several buffer chapters to get me by for several more weeks.

So, some of you might be questioning me, because let's face it, I have a horrible track record for long fics. So, how committed am I?

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Jul
25th
2022

Where in the world is ROB? · 3:01am Jul 25th, 2022

I dunno, man. There's been a lot going on, mostly just small stuff, but also family and job stuff.

I wanted to sit down and do an in depth blog post about everything, but honestly... I'm just too tired for it, so screw it.

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Dec
29th
2021

There's a bad moon on the rise... · 3:26am Dec 29th, 2021

... and it's going on day 4 in the box of shame.

Today at work I was being productive and busy, working on a Robinson 44, when a pilot just randomly walked into the hangar, and gave me some beer and whiskey shooters because "they had been on the plane for a bit too long" and left.

I'm at my dad's, just loaded up the wood burner because the furnace is still fucked.

Lets do this.

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So, before we get into the actual story, lets talk a little about how it came to be.

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Jul
16th
2021

Trotcon 2021 Online! · 8:20pm Jul 16th, 2021

So, I'm doing a couple of panels for Trotcon! First one is Friday (that's today) at 4:45 PM Eastern, and it will be my usual Trotcon panel titled Writers Waffling about Writing Willingly. It is a general QnA panel, so if you have any questions about any aspect of writing, you can ask them there! It is being held on their website, located here, and for questions to be asked it will primarily be on Discord in the Peanut Bucker room, however I will

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