Confused? So am I, so welcome to another episode of... what the fuck is happening with ROB.

I'm your host, uh... ROB.

Anyway, so as the caption states, I'm loosing one of my virginities in the next 8 hours (hopefully).

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So if you notice, some tags have changed on The Whittler. This is because, the biggest hang-up I've had over this story, was to either stick with my original ideas, or try and change it to what I wanted it to be, which was more Slice of Life.

I realized that this has made me spiral out of control, trying to change the story, even going into the original gdocs of chapters and almost totally re-writing the story, which would require me to update each chapter, changing the whole story.

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AND BY WE, I MEAN YOU. YES, YOU ALL DID IT. IT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS BEFORE I COULD EVEN SET UP MY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. I WAS EVEN ABOUT TO MAKE HATS!

AS OF 14ISH HUNDRED OCLOCK EASTERN WARTIME I HAVE WON MY SEAT AS A MOD FOR THIS FAIR AND WONDERFUL SITE.

ROB IS, IN FACT, A MOD FOR 2024. AND WE, WHICH IS ALSO YOU, SHALL MAKE FIMMY FIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN*.

I AWAIT THE BLATANT ABUSE OF POWER****

*Not all** promises will be acomplished under my new position of power***.

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Alright, it's about time. I've been planning this for over a year, and I keep updating it with plans to post it, then hold off cause one disaster or another happens and then I don't feel like it.

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MARES!

That's right turds and turdettes, I'm on my way to Florida, a state I was last to when I was 2 years old. I got 2 peeps with me, and we are making the 18ish hour drive down there.

(Not taking my truck, cause it may not make that kind of drive.)

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As I type this, it has been one week and about 2 hours. I got the call at 9:05 am that his heart had just stopped, and they called him deceased at 9:48 am. I'd gotten there around 9:40 and I asked why in the hell were they still working on him?

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Stuck between a Aerostar 601P and a Cessna 303T.

If you know anything about airplanes, then you know I'm ready to lose my fucking mind. Right now pressurization systems and de-icing systems are the bane of my existence.

That said, while I've not posted much of anything, aside from a chapter of Trudge Runners, I actually have been writing shit! Or editing, but still, I'm basically down to the weekends for free time, so I'm doing what I can to get projects going and moving, and wrapped up.

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Hey everyone, your... uh... I guess your favorite drunkle Grunkle ROB here with something super important.

Scribbler Productions is facing a crisis, and needs everyone's help. It's simple enough, we need to get YouTube's attention for them to pull their head out of their ass, unplug the fucking robots and have a human being talk to her and get this shit straightened out.

Here is the full deetz video, for further context on the situation.

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Hey all, so I know only a hand full of you have been keeping an eye on it, but so far I'm doing pretty good with this Trudge Runner's fic, as I've still got several buffer chapters to get me by for several more weeks.

So, some of you might be questioning me, because let's face it, I have a horrible track record for long fics. So, how committed am I?

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I dunno, man. There's been a lot going on, mostly just small stuff, but also family and job stuff.

I wanted to sit down and do an in depth blog post about everything, but honestly... I'm just too tired for it, so screw it.

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