*guts over fear starts playing*

Yo motherfuckers! I'm back! I'm trying to get back into this whole "screaming at people about how bad their story is so I can finally get off" "reviewer" thing so I need some truly terrible stories. Stories that make you scream internally all the way through. Stories that even die-hard Shitlords won't go for. I know their era has come and gone, but they still remain.

I want the worst of the worst, I want the nastiest, most brutal, and inane-est shit you can give me. So give it to me. Give it to me like the whore I am I MEAN-

*crashing noises, vague swearing in the background*

But you get the point, leave links in the comment sections.