Aurum, a young college student; the top of his class will soon have the most incredible adventure ever. He will leave our world and enter another, and he will save that world from the western darkness. He is finally ready, but is Equestria?
Aurum, a young college student; the top of his class will soon have the most incredible adventure ever. He will leave our world and enter another, and he will save that world from the western darkness. He is finally ready, but is Equestria?
/looks at cover art.
This can't end well.
Ah, not much. It wasn't glaringly bad, but it was pretty generic...
2015564 Right you are, because guess what time it is?!
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Chapter 1.
BECAUSE WHEN MAKING A GARY STU, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING OUTLANDISH AND FUCKING CANON BREAKING.
WHY IS THIS A THING.
I WOULD WAIT 21 YEARS TO TAP THAT ASS TOO. IT AIN'T EVEN LEGAL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT WHEN HE'S 18.
ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING TANGIBLE WORLD.
BECAUSE A NORMAL PERSON PONY, 21 YEARS OF AGE, WON'T BE GETTING HAMMERED OUT OF THEIR MIND, NO, THEY'LL BE STUDYING DIMENSIONAL THEORY.
NO ONE EVER IS.
HAH, EAT SHIT ARMAGEDDON FANATICS.
I don't have anything to say to this sentence. Oh wait, yes I do; ITS CALLED PEER PRESSURE ASSHOLE SEARCH IT UP.
SAID NO ONE, EVER.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Chapter 2:
Well most people do after a nice hard anal dicking.
WELL GEE WIZ, I GUESS THAT DATE RAPE DRUG'S WEARING OFF.
Wait what?
THE FUCK?
What you neglected to say was how the voice then immediately shouted: BEND OVER.
I'm at a loss as to how anyone can sound like that, minus a sex change operation gone terribly wrong.
You're trying to make him into this super cool chosen bad ass and yet he keeps passing out like an 18th century lady.
AND FAPPED.
Chapter 3:
Aurum is now a zombie.
Ehh, I got nothing from here on out, so in conclusion: 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76259zb661r5cmqwo1_500.gif
2015838
Arrrgh. You've beaten me to it. I wanted to bash it fi-i-i-irist!
2015838 OH GOD MY RIBSSSSSS ! You are my new favorite fanfic basher.
good story.
Look guys, I just started and the story is still developing, but Mr.Ignorable, that was hilarious.
2038129 Unfortunately the problem is not the upcoming story, the problem is LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE WRITTEN SO FAR
2015838 broken link time