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Aurum, a young college student; the top of his class will soon have the most incredible adventure ever. He will leave our world and enter another, and he will save that world from the western darkness. He is finally ready, but is Equestria?

Chapters (4)
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/looks at cover art.
This can't end well.

Ah, not much. It wasn't glaringly bad, but it was pretty generic...

2015564 Right you are, because guess what time it is?!

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Chapter 1.

is name was Aurum. Aurum is Latin for gold

BECAUSE WHEN MAKING A GARY STU, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING OUTLANDISH AND FUCKING CANON BREAKING.

When he was born, he had golden hair; his name suddenly went from David to Aurum

WHY IS THIS A THING.

In his early years his golden hair caught many glances, including one force that would not be shown to humankind for another 21 years

I WOULD WAIT 21 YEARS TO TAP THAT ASS TOO. IT AIN'T EVEN LEGAL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT WHEN HE'S 18.

He studied and continued into his college years. In college he studied; quantum physics, dimensional theory, space science, and calculus

ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING TANGIBLE WORLD.

He had enough life experiences to be wise, making him no fool

BECAUSE A NORMAL PERSON PONY, 21 YEARS OF AGE, WON'T BE GETTING HAMMERED OUT OF THEIR MIND, NO, THEY'LL BE STUDYING DIMENSIONAL THEORY.

He still was not ready for the force watching him.

NO ONE EVER IS.

The year is 2012

HAH, EAT SHIT ARMAGEDDON FANATICS.

He didn’t really ever have any friends in his life, maybe one or two in grade school, but this cause and effects made him never sign up for any social networks

I don't have anything to say to this sentence. Oh wait, yes I do; ITS CALLED PEER PRESSURE ASSHOLE SEARCH IT UP.

Aurum had never liked the idea of time travel

SAID NO ONE, EVER.

Upon reading those three last words, Aurum passed out

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.


Chapter 2:

Aurum felt pain

Well most people do after a nice hard anal dicking.

His vision blurred, he felt cold. His head felt like it was being split in two. His vision blurred again.

WELL GEE WIZ, I GUESS THAT DATE RAPE DRUG'S WEARING OFF.

The area was black, but light came from all around him

Wait what?

He then saw that the walls were made of tiny black crystals, which gave off a sort of light, they constantly shifted but stayed in the same shape

THE FUCK?

A voice began to emit from the symbol, it said, “Aurum, you are the one.”

What you neglected to say was how the voice then immediately shouted: BEND OVER.

The voice seemed to be of a woman, it was also very warm and motherly, at the same time as regal and authoritative.

I'm at a loss as to how anyone can sound like that, minus a sex change operation gone terribly wrong.

Aurum passed out of utter surprise

You're trying to make him into this super cool chosen bad ass and yet he keeps passing out like an 18th century lady.

“I watched upon your dreams Aurum,” the voice calmly said.

AND FAPPED.


Chapter 3:

Aurum awoke, still in the Disharmony. He felt dead, and very cold.

Aurum is now a zombie.


Ehh, I got nothing from here on out, so in conclusion: 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76259zb661r5cmqwo1_500.gif

2015838
Arrrgh. You've beaten me to it. I wanted to bash it fi-i-i-irist! :raritycry:

2015838 OH GOD MY RIBSSSSSS :rainbowlaugh: ! You are my new favorite fanfic basher.

Comment posted by xDan deleted Jan 28th, 2013
Comment posted by Prince Solstice deleted Jan 28th, 2013

Look guys, I just started and the story is still developing, but Mr.Ignorable, that was hilarious.:derpytongue2:

2038129 Unfortunately the problem is not the upcoming story, the problem is LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE WRITTEN SO FAR

C12

2015838 broken link time:rainbowhuh:

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