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Rest In Peace, CoffeeBean · 12:29am Apr 21st, 2020

This post was not easy to write. I have been flailing away at this screen for hours and days, trying to find some way to properly convey this. Poetry has always eluded me. I'll be short and succinct:

CoffeeBean is dead. My friend and comrade in ponies, writing, gun nuttery, and late night crazy talk died on April 5th. Fimfiction has lost one of its finest. He was a great man, and the world is worse without him.

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Welcome to the jungle, we have waffles

I'm a 25 year old Uber driver in America. Likes include pizza, cats, pones, and firearms. I graduated with a BA in Russian Language. I also speak German and know Latin. I tend to write adorable ponies doing some adorable and some not so adorable things. I also do commissions for writing and editing. Like what you see? Support me on Patreon so you can help me keep up the content.

Some more about me...

From: Texas
Religion: Islam
Baconator or ham sandwich? What did I just tell you?
Gun collection: M57, 91/30, XDS9
Favorite novel: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Favorite game: Dark Souls
Favorite movie: Full Metal Jacket

And now I have a Patreon!

Now With Patreon!

Howdy there! If you like me, my stories, my editings and you'd like to help me out, swing by my Patreon and give me a hand. I really appreciate it, and not only will you have my gratitude, but rewards as well. Free editing, stories request, and cut rates for both writing and editing commissions. What're you waiting for? Come visit!


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It would just crash and burn. Someone's broken it anyway.

You have exactly 911 followers. I probably shouldn't try to make a joke about that.


I need to get to it. Sorry, I took a long break from fimfic.


It's geniunely great stuff. Right about of drama, right amount of fun, right amount of sexy.

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My Rise to Fame

Title based on followers

Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Ellimist (Good), Crayak (Bad)

Current title: Hero Of The Site