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An Apology, Nights In Pink Velvet, and Merry Christmas · 11:29pm Dec 25th, 2018

Merry Christmas, ya'll!

It has been one hell of a year with you guys on fimfic. I want to thank you all who followed me in the past year. For those of you who've been following me longer, thank you all, too. It means so much that now 833 of you like my work enough to want to know when I post things.

And speaking of posting, I want to say I'm sorry for the famine of content. I've barely written anything since July and I'm sorry. I'm sorry that my latest offering was crummy.

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Report kalash93 · 258 views · Story: Nights in Pink Velvet ·

Welcome to the jungle, we have waffles

I'm a 25 year old Uber driver in America. Likes include pizza, cats, pones, and firearms. I graduated with a BA in Russian Language. I also speak German and know Latin. I tend to write adorable ponies doing some adorable and some not so adorable things. I also do commissions for writing and editing. Like what you see? Support me on Patreon so you can help me keep up the content.

Some more about me...

From: Texas
Religion: Islam
Baconator or ham sandwich? What did I just tell you?
Gun collection: M57, 91/30, XDS9
Favorite novel: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Favorite game: Dark Souls
Favorite movie: Full Metal Jacket

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Well I hope you like the chapter. I'll start giving LP a look tonight.

Publishing right on the heels of my chapter of LP2. :ajsmug:
I see how it is.

What are your prices?

Comment posted by kalash93 deleted September 7th


Tis a good story.

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