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kalash93


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Rest In Peace, CoffeeBean · 12:29am April 21st

This post was not easy to write. I have been flailing away at this screen for hours and days, trying to find some way to properly convey this. Poetry has always eluded me. I'll be short and succinct:

CoffeeBean is dead. My friend and comrade in ponies, writing, gun nuttery, and late night crazy talk died on April 5th. Fimfiction has lost one of its finest. He was a great man, and the world is worse without him.

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Welcome to the jungle, we have waffles

I'm a 25 year old Uber driver in America. Likes include pizza, cats, pones, and firearms. I graduated with a BA in Russian Language. I also speak German and know Latin. I tend to write adorable ponies doing some adorable and some not so adorable things. I also do commissions for writing and editing. Like what you see? Support me on Patreon so you can help me keep up the content.

Some more about me...

From: Texas
Religion: Islam
Baconator or ham sandwich? What did I just tell you?
Gun collection: M57, 91/30, XDS9
Favorite novel: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Favorite game: Dark Souls
Favorite movie: Full Metal Jacket

And now I have a Patreon!

Now With Patreon!

Howdy there! If you like me, my stories, my editings and you'd like to help me out, swing by my Patreon and give me a hand. I really appreciate it, and not only will you have my gratitude, but rewards as well. Free editing, stories request, and cut rates for both writing and editing commissions. What're you waiting for? Come visit!

https://www.patreon.com/kalash93

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2912321
Oh and I made a sequel to the story you just read.

That is, if you’re interested.

2912283

lol.

I wrote a story about Tempest. It's dark and very M rated, however. I think you may like it.

2912281
Heh. I like Pharynx when he being a tsundere.

A ticklish tsundere

2912215

I love Tempest, especially when she's being cute (and not shipped with Twilight)

Thanks so much for the fave on Unarmored Areas!

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