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So You Think You Can WRITE? · 9:37am March 31st

Think you can write? Think you got storycraft? Think you know your literary art? Think you can pitch some mean horse words? When come on down to the Reviewers Cafe and send the best you got. Ever submission will be reviewed and receive feedback. The best entries will be accepted and featured in the group. Many will try but few will succeed. Come if you think you have what it takes. Submissions open soon. Get ready.


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Where ya'll from? Ну, ты на Сибири, кто ты?

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Countries so far: America, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Brasil, Britain, Canada, Chile. Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Guatemala, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Lithuania, Malaysia, Netherlands, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Thailand, Ukraine, Uruguay, Venezuela,

About Me

I'm a 23 year old Uber driver in America. Likes include pizza, cats, pones, and firearms. I graduated with a BA in Russian Language. I also speak German and know Latin. I tend to write whatever I feel like writing at the moment. I'm terrible at keeping schedules, so I mostly write oneshots.

Some more about me...

From: Texas
Religion: Islam
Baconator or ham sandwich? What did I just tell you?
Gun collection: M57, 91/30, XDS9
Favorite novel: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Favorite game: Dark Souls
Favorite movie: Full Metal Jacket


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I learned Latin in high school. I learned it because I thought it would be fun. And I did not want to learn French,


You're welcome. I can't believe I didn't do it sooner.

Where did you learn Latin? From what I know, Latin is an extinct language and no one use it anymore. Why did you learn it?

Thanks for following!

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You're pretty fascinating yourself. :twilightsmile:

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My Rise to Fame

Title based on followers (circa 2012)
Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Ellimist (Good), Crayak (Bad)
Current title: One of the Greats