Do you want to hear me, The World's Strongest Writer™, read your story out loud?
Now is your chance! Write a story and I will read it live on Twitch for my Birthday celebration.

Step 1: Write a story. Any story that you want to hear me read (that abides by Fimfic rules).
Minimum 1000 words, and a hard cap of 5000 words. Anything longer and I'm stopping after 5k.
Do it fast! You have one week!

Step 2: Publish it before August 26th, 2023 and add it to the GROUP FOLDER.

Step 3: Vote on your story in the poll!
On the night of August 25, I'll put all the stories into a StrawPoll where people can vote on them.

Step 4: Tune in to my live stream of reading all the story entries. The story(s) with the most votes will be read first, and then in descending order until I either read them all, or pass out trying.

That's it! There's no cash prize. Just the pleasure of hearing your words spoken in my velvety, baritone voice. Write something that will make me laugh, make me cry, or make my puke my guts out. Anything goes!
I will NOT be reading them ahead of time. Aside from the title, I will know nothing about the story going into reading them. My reactions will be 100% live and authentic for your amusement.