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Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; Founder and reporter for Canterlot High Press; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

>MFW every time I do a update to a story


Not Dead (im for real this time) · 4:37am Aug 17th, 2017

So yea, major shit in life (mostly a fucking promotion, been waiting for one of those!) has sidetracked me. i also had a bit of inspiration to restart writing both pony again and non pony webcomics at bronycon (Mostly being forced to watch "your name" and it breaking me emotionally to the point where i started having feelings again), so lets get down to what needs to be said.

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A bit about me

Hello Children,
My name is Chelis: a twenty-something, alcohol drinking, womanizing, funny sonofabitch from the not so rough streets of Orange County, CA.

I am also a terrible stand-up comedian and a Writer/Admin/Diversity hire for Horse News!

I deal with the Humanized/Equestria Girls genre almost exclusively so if that's right up your alley I hope you read muh stuff.


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oh yeah Chelis!!! Sunset Shimmer all the way!

Sunset Shimmer is, without a doubt, My All Time Favorite Character Ever in the Entire Series!!! <3 <3 <3



From Legend of Everfree, it is my spirit animal since its like me at conventions: Drunk and disoriented

That picture in your avatar, where is it from?

2307484 I finally got around to checking it out yesterday evening, and I agree that it was very entertaining! I'm particularly pleased that the focus was balanced between Sunset and Twilight this time, as opposed to sticking the former off to the side like originally anticipated. Plus, Gloriosa's a cutie.



I highly recommend it! Im not saying its a perfect movie, but it was entertaining and fun!

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