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Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; Founder and reporter for Canterlot High Press; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

>MFW every time I do a update to a story


Not Dead · 7:33am May 3rd

Yea, been lagging it on the updates. Its been a crazy few months personally and fandom wise so that was taking time away from writing (and overwatch i guess)

Having my faithful laptop of 5 years nosediving when it comes to its abilities this week dosent help either, so ill have to replace it this week.

Other than that, yea i am planning to publish all updates next Monday.

See ya!

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Hello Children,
My name is Chelis: a twenty-something, alcohol drinking, womanizing, funny sonofabitch from the not so rough streets of Orange County, CA.

I am also a terrible stand-up comedian and a Writer/Admin/Diversity hire for Horse News!

I deal with the Humanized/Equestria Girls genre almost exclusively so if that's right up your alley I hope you read muh stuff.


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  • The Girls: Children of Troy and the Sons of the Bear Six college students travel to Equestria to investigate a string of abductions of ponies, which are believed to be taken by humans from their world by Chelis 16,234 words · 449 views · 36 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Devil Inside The permanent opening of the portal between Equestia and the alternate human world allows Sunset Shimmer to use her magic again by Chelis 67,827 words · 3,205 views · 185 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Dreamers Two childhood friends turned lovers become the newest students in Princess Luna's School of Dream Magic. by Chelis 10,174 words · 156 views · 11 likes · 2 dislikes

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  • Sins of the Mother The children of the main six embark on a quest to save their parents in a foreign land. by Chelis 28,393 words · 2,583 views · 120 likes · 28 dislikes


  • Us Against the World Big Mac and Fluttershy starts to bond when their new school labels them as outcasts on the very first day. As time goes on, their friendship eventually grows to something more. but, when a new rumor surfaces about Fluttershy, everything changes. by Chelis 23,799 words · 2,016 views · 149 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Splash Zone During his day off, A water park worker visits his work for a date. Instead, her plus one gets him caught up in her troublemaking by Chelis 8,334 words · 1,390 views · 59 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Iron Lady Sunset Shimmer is the pilot of a Mecha that has been charged with defending Manehatten from a sudden and deadly influx of giant monsters. by Chelis 16,254 words · 616 views · 42 likes · 19 dislikes


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oh yeah Chelis!!! Sunset Shimmer all the way!

Sunset Shimmer is, without a doubt, My All Time Favorite Character Ever in the Entire Series!!! <3 <3 <3


From Legend of Everfree, it is my spirit animal since its like me at conventions: Drunk and disoriented

That picture in your avatar, where is it from?

2307484 I finally got around to checking it out yesterday evening, and I agree that it was very entertaining! I'm particularly pleased that the focus was balanced between Sunset and Twilight this time, as opposed to sticking the former off to the side like originally anticipated. Plus, Gloriosa's a cutie.


I highly recommend it! Im not saying its a perfect movie, but it was entertaining and fun!

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