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MetaKnight145


"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

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Things to do
post 100 blogs [X]
post 200 blogs [X]
post 400 blogs [X]
post 600 blogs [X]
post 800 blogs [X]
post 1000 blogs [X]
post more blogs than anyone on the site!(Thorax)[]

The Ten Commandments of Potatosithism:
Number 1. Thou shalt come at least once a day, however if you don't like coming that often(bitch you crazy) you may come less often.
Number 2. Thou shalt try really hard not to kill someone unless commanded by the Night Mother to do so, but sometimes it just can't be helped.
2.5 psychopaths and other mentally ill are exempt.
Number 3. The Nightmother will never speak to anyone.
Number 4. Thou shalt always love or be sexually attracted to, that which you are drawn to love or be sexually attracted to, even if that is nothing.
Number 5. Thou shalt always do what makes you happy.
Number 6. Rarity is sexist mane six pony.
Number 7. Chrysalis is sexist other pony.
Number 8. If anyone disagrees with 6 or 7, see number 4.
Number 9. Thou shalt always eat potatoes when possible, those who are allergic or just plan sick of the spud are exempt.
Number 10. If you follow any of these rules because they are written down here, go away PotatoSithism has no need for sheep.
Number 11. He who speaks of the fruit known as "peach" they are to be put to death at the hands of horny and starving male lion. This rule is exempt from rule 10 you MUST follow this one.

To do list:
1. Get laid: NOT check.
2. Watch Dogma 50 times: I am on replay 24. NOT check
3. Kill ten enemies in cruel brawl in Super Smash bros. Brawl: Bucking cruel brawl, NOT check
4. Get around to finally finishing DMC 4 on the hardest difficulty: I am on the level where you have kill all the bosses one after the other. NOT check
5.a. Actually get past chapter 3 in a fic that I am writing: NOT check.
5.b. Actually get past chapter 5: NOT check.
5.c. Get past Chapter 10: NOT check.
5.d. Finish a fic: NOT check
6. Visit where George Carlin's ashes were scattered: NOT check.
7. Visit where Ted Bundy's ashes are scattered: NOT check.
8. Actually rewatch an episode of MLPFIM: Check.
9. Buy something from a bad dragon: NOT check.
10. Buy another from same dragon: NOT check.
11. Love all my followers(platonic way): Check.


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Dat sick evil fuck/psychopath/sexual sadist/antifeminist/egalitarian who is 2schway4u


Skype: metaknight145
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Please refer to this blog for all questions and concerns regarding my mental stability.

About me:
I am the illegitimate child of a wife cheating on her then, and now friend of the family, gay husband and a fairly large man with a mullet from the north inside an old warehouse. You only think I'm kidding.


Name: I hate it so you don't need to know it
Sex: Yes please, oh and I'm male
Age: 21
Ethnicity: As white as the north pole during winter.
Hobbies:Playing Yu-Gi-Oh, reading, playing dungeons and dragons, playing video games, watching T.V., clopping, and being a stereotypical jerkoff in general.
Occupation: N/A
Orientation: Straight but willing to have meaningless sex with a male if he doesn't mind me having to look at porn to get it up.
Relationship Status: In a relationship.
Was 20 years single and was working on getting number 21 until Tuesday, June 2, 2015 at 2:38 PM which ended on Friday, February 19, 2016 at 7:40 PM. I have gotten back together with her as of Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 7:48 PM
Though apparently I have six dragon fuck buddies (see this blog post: Best Wedding Ever for details.)
Religious Views:
I worship Sithis

and
Pray to the Great Potato

Political Views: None to speak of, 9 out of 10 of them are liars and 10 out of 10 of them are idiots.
Personal Hero: George Carlin.
Favorite Movies: Saw, The Green Mile, Star Wars, Dogma, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Independence Day.
Favorite Books: Frankenstein.
And 3X Carlin an orgy of George

Hated Book: ALL of the Twilight books.
Music: Marilyn Manson, Celestia, Dark Moor, Gwar, Circle of Dead Children, Leftover Crack, The Aquabats, Voltaire, Suicide Commando, Alien Vampires, Grendel, Psyborg Corp., Peter Murphy, Emilie Autumn, One Eyed Doll, Sopor Aeternus, Chumbawamba, They Might Be Giants, Deathstars, The Kovenant, ...*gasps for air*... and Dope. Also I HATE Bieber, and heavily dislike new country.
Favorite Ponies: Rarity.
Favorite Background Pony:Bill Neigh the science colt
Hottest Mane Six Pony: Rarity
Hottest Pony: Queen Chrysalis
Favorite Ships: Anypony X straight Gilda(admittedly the pickings are very very very very slim) and Discord X Luna (not NMM).
Made Me Watch the Show: Ultimate Cartoon Fighting, DannyboyTheDane's Are you a brony? youtube video, and something that rhymes with mule dirty fore.
When: Sometime in August or September 2012 probs mid September
List of my fetishes and kinks:
Furries
Any female cartoon talking animal large enough to fuck
Cartoon females.
BDSM
RACK
Sadism
Raptophilia/Biastophilia
Public Disgrace
Zoophilia, female only not me personally.
Humiliation.
Mind Breaking/Controlling
Necrophilia
Machine Sex(Mostly them being tied down and a dildo on a piston will do its thing)
A weee touch of technosexuality
Tentacle rape, but that could just be an extension of my BDSM fetish and Biastophilia
Domination
I also really like the thought of blowjobs almost more than actual sex really, gives a sense of being in control.
A bunch of things that slip my mind right now.

My resume:
I am an admin of;
Humans In Equestria
Human on Royalty
Humans are Bastards
Beings with Superpowers
Anime Crossovers
Cheese Pie
Adventures - AU
Tons and tons of various other small groups

Favorite Quotes:
To truly understand the misanthrope one must read youtube comments.
-MetaKnight145
"Tenacity leads to hope.
Hope leads to expectation.
Expectation leads to disappointment .
And disappointment leads to depression."
Therefore, giving up is the path to happiness."
-MetaKnight145
“Feminism is the idea that we can make both sexes equal by focusing merely on the issues of one of them”
— The Amazing Atheist “Failure of Feminism”
If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
-George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
-George Carlin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin
“This place has only three exits, sir: Madness, and Death.”
― Rene Daumal
“In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
-Steve Martin
"We adore chaos because we love to produce order. "
M. C. Escher
"Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit."
-Henry Adams
"I enjoy chaos and disorder, not just because they help me professionally, they're also my hobby, you see, I'm an entropy fan."
-George Carlin
IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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2779728
Cool. Cool :3

I see that you are part of some transformation groups on this website :3 Which reminds me though...... what do you think of my transformation stories, aka Stories 1-16, on my account btw? =3

2779717
You seem pretty active and I haven't been active on the site in years so most of the people I'm following have poof'd.
Need to build up new follows so I can get content in my feed again.

Thanks for following me X3

What interested you in following me btw? ^^

2779075
Thanks mang.
Honestly wasn't expecting to leave behind a legacy.

2779070 A blog wouldn't cut all the loose ends. Perhaps more is needed to kill this puppy.

You know, you were my inspiration on this site. I've tried to uphold your legacy while you were gone, but I could never reach that level of astute marksmanship with words you possess. On the forums, you always knew how to hit the mark; how to get to the gist of the issue at claw.

I just wanted you to know that before your GF snatches you up again and drags you back to her torture dungeon.

Edit: I'd follow you back, but I've been watching you already for a long time now.

2779051
Don't know its not planed to be temporary, but the leave wasn't planned to begin with either.

Are you just putting your affairs in order on this site before you move on?

If that was the case I'd have just posted a blog or something.

2779043 Do you think your comeback might be just temporary? Are you just putting your affairs in order on this site before you move on?

2779037
She's read a couple.
She doesn't care about me liking sexy cartoon horses and has liked images I've sent her of them and has sent me some.
Another thing that contributed to my slow leave of the site is probably Stiggerzz loss of interest in the show and here.

2779028 What does your GF say about that?

2779027
Nah.
Mainly me being sick of how I never finish any greentext stories I've started in /mlp/

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