Joker's Playhouse 11 members · 0 stories

Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair
Let the madness begin, it's time to let down your hair
Joker's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go crazy, at Joker's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Joker's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause Penguin's' by (hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Joker and you'll see what we mean!

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'!
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Joker's Playhouse!

Joker's Gang
Joker's Asylum
Joker's Bank

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Grinning down through the gates
Watch the night suffocate
All the light as it smothers the sun
I can tell by the moon
You'll be joining me soon
As a guest in my fortress of fun!

And I can't wait to see you
And once again free you
Released from your humourless air
Someday I will replace
That big frown on your face
With a smile and a murderous glare

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

I'm just trying to show you
Just how well I know you
I understand just how you feel
Threw your reason away
'Cause you had one bad day
And your mind let go of the wheel

Still we're fated to battle
You pout and I prattle
Don't you ever tire of this game?
But you'll not make it end
'Cause I'm your only friend
We are opposites but we're the same

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

We have so many wonderful stories
I have studied the mind of this bat
A hero with no praise or glory
Just his cape and his cave and his...

MEOW!!! AAHHHAHAHAHOOOOHOHOHHAHAH!

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!Grinning down through the gates
Watch the night suffocate
All the light as it smothers the sun
I can tell by the moon
You'll be joining me soon
As a guest in my fortress of fun!

And I can't wait to see you
And once again free you
Released from your humourless air
Someday I will replace
That big frown on your face
With a smile and a murderous glare

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

I'm just trying to show you
Just how well I know you
I understand just how you feel
Threw your reason away
'Cause you had one bad day
And your mind let go of the wheel

Still we're fated to battle
You pout and I prattle
Don't you ever tire of this game?
But you'll not make it end
'Cause I'm your only friend
We are opposites but we're the same

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

We have so many wonderful stories
I have studied the mind of this bat
A hero with no praise or glory
Just his cape and his cave and his...

MEOW!!! AAHHHAHAHAHOOOOHOHOHHAHAH!

We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

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