"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.
Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
Here, I'll keep it short and simple: I am a fellow: gamer, cartoon fan, aspiring writer/poet, cat-lover, dog-lover (For the cats vs dogs thing, I'd go with loving both), and a bunch of other stuff.
Just a pegasister who's a huge fangirl on the inside. She follows back and would love to be your friend! (Avatar found at http://swa-oku.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Fan-Art-Samovar-Teatime-360787743)
"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"
If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.
"I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians: anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone?" - Trixie Lulamoon
This has been dead for a long time. I return now and again for various reasons, but I've moved on from here.
I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!
"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
Discomfort is the feeling of horizons expanding against a closed mind.