Posted this on the Russian Government's facebook page for Topkek.

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#Homoswag
#FazeClan
#ThisIsAmerica
#SantaTouchedMe
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Now that I'm in a slightly better mood how are all of my sexy little pretties

I'm going to make my own group. With black-jack and dead hookers.

Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."

I just did something so MLG that I am now seriously considering applying for FazeClan.

I used Monster energy drink as bongwater while I had MLG montage music playing.

As such I am a really baked Alpaca right now. Expect Alpaca shenanigans and fics soon.

Jesus loves you means something ENTIRELY different in Mexican prison.

My first Fic was just approved! I can't give a link right now because I'm typing on my IPhone but if you all could take a look at it and tell me what you think I would be most appreciative. It's hot a Twilight on Alpaca clop scene. Actual clop for you to get your dirty human genitals moist to.

I love Alpaca

After failing to find quality Alpaca on Twilight clop I decided to take it into my hooves and write my own. I hope you all like it and find it worthy masturbatory fiction.

Didn't notice that the alpacas came in a few episodes in. So have this one.

There are over 11 parts in this, I just started watching but I already want.

This is true MLG quality right here. Alpacas 4 Lyfe.