• Member Since 5th Oct, 2014
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CuddlesTheSatanicAlpaca


Fear me Mortals.

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  • 365 weeks
    Trolling Russia

    Posted this on the Russian Government's facebook page for Topkek.

    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    #Homoswag
    #FazeClan
    #ThisIsAmerica
    #SantaTouchedMe
    #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Now that I'm in a slightly better mood how are all of my sexy little pretties :pinkiecrazy:

    3 comments · 315 views
  • 365 weeks
    Now that the shit storm is over, how about some breakfast?

    I'm going to make my own group. With black-jack and dead hookers.

    5 comments · 422 views
  • 365 weeks
    Music spam!

    0 comments · 290 views
  • 365 weeks
    That Face When...

    Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."

    6 comments · 297 views
  • 365 weeks
    True MLG Alpaca now.

    I just did something so MLG that I am now seriously considering applying for FazeClan.

    I used Monster energy drink as bongwater while I had MLG montage music playing.

    As such I am a really baked Alpaca right now. Expect Alpaca shenanigans and fics soon.

    0 comments · 365 views
Oct
13th
2014

That Face When... · 2:20pm Oct 13th, 2014

Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."

Comments ( 6 )

It sounds like she wants to share your interests, dude. :rainbowkiss: Go for it!

2529934 Nigga, I destroyed that pussy when I was born. I've done the damage already :ajsmug:

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You forced me to look away and rub my eyes for a bit. Congratulations on finally shooting me down. :pinkiesmile:

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I'd be fucking mortified if I found out my dad was out sceevering me like that, step up yo game.

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