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499 weeks
Trolling Russia

Posted this on the Russian Government's facebook page for Topkek.
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#Homoswag
#FazeClan
#ThisIsAmerica
#SantaTouchedMe
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Now that I'm in a slightly better mood how are all of my sexy little pretties
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499 weeks
Now that the shit storm is over, how about some breakfast?

I'm going to make my own group. With black-jack and dead hookers.
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499 weeks
Music spam!

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499 weeks
That Face When...

Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."
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500 weeks
True MLG Alpaca now.

I just did something so MLG that I am now seriously considering applying for FazeClan.
I used Monster energy drink as bongwater while I had MLG montage music playing.
As such I am a really baked Alpaca right now. Expect Alpaca shenanigans and fics soon.
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Oct

11th

2014

My first Fic was approved! · 4:39pm Oct 11th, 2014

My first Fic was just approved! I can't give a link right now because I'm typing on my IPhone but if you all could take a look at it and tell me what you think I would be most appreciative. It's hot a Twilight on Alpaca clop scene. Actual clop for you to get your dirty human genitals moist to.

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