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Scootareader


I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Things I Wrote Most Recently

Average User of This Site

An Artist's Visualization of Me as an OC


I guess the only thing I don't agree wholeheartedly with here is that I think I'd be an earth pony. I don't particularly like the idea that I'm special or powerful in some way.

Drawn by the fabulously talented levi.

Another Artist's Idea of Fun

Sitting on me, apparently. Drawn by the wonderfully awesome RainbowLightin.

OTP

The Best Portrait of Me Ever Drawn

List of Banned Users I Follow

So, one of my favorite things to do here is follow banned users. If you have a banned user that you don't think I'm following, please let me know so I can fix it! I don't even care why they were banned.


The list:

brandsca123
CoryBrandstetter
Alicornian
Pastor Pulp
SuperPonyDude
MallaJong
KingofSquirrelz
unicorn92243
octavia1997
TheLoveless
suckmyponycock69
Sunset cloud
xNightflashx
FIuffIe Puff
Peppy Greyskull
Irongalley
epicdonus1123 BOT
TwiDash
Ilias
mrhappyface
Brutalassmaster
blaa6
Romaji
XavierOfThailand
Xavius_Night
Noc Sny
SillyMoonLightUnicorn2
Solecism
Divide
rainbowdashrules95
ImmaSpikez
Silent Bob
Impress Me
Jake the Dog
kennethduran
AceCombat101fan
CallofDutySoldier123
RainbowScrewball
TheSequentialArtMan
TotallyNotPizzasAlt
Shutzstaffel-Wolff
MikeDave
Chuckward
Zustand-Wolff
Schutzstaffel Wolff
Aaliyah Haddad
SANIC THE HEGEHOG
760Fan
Smoothkurz
Brony Dingus
Eder the cool kid
_Pinkie_Pie_
Rainboom_Flash
TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan
I Am That Guy
Damian
Solarboy_Django
Night Dreams
Valkeden
Daydream_
Theater Critic
RandomExpert781
MallaJong1
Jas362
Swirl
TheEasterNacho
DerpyHooves123
FaithfulChristian
Wally McTusk
perfectgore
AhopelessEndevor
DaemoN67
Champy Faper
FicReviews
Plague Rat
AustrianScatFetishist
Anti-Knighty-White-Power
F4ze3
Ununoctium420
rainbowangel409
cherryfizz
BANNED
An Alt Account
AustinPowers
WienerSchnitzel
epicdonus
gt
fatalfail
memphisgurl
Hross Lives
NNNN
Hross
swaggurjaggur
Sergeant Sprinkles
Multiple Flash
ManeWriter
LightShadow
KingKong
The Viewer
derpychic
Princess Bubblegum
Pony In Your Closet
Hi Eldorado Im Chuckward
Lucefudu
hunter alpha
SMUnicorn Anniversary
Simon Cowell
The Overseer
DestructivePwny
TgTfProductions Backup
neckfarm1
soccer9farmer
farmer00chalk
FarmerBrony
farmermouse88
farmer16stop
farmeraction98
fight05farmer
farmer6turret
rhythm41farmer
motionfarmer0
gaugefarmer11
farmer2dime
gym60farmer
TheSequentialArtMan2
watermelonyum
RapeTrain-Express
Mr Alicorn
Evil Omega
MindBroken
GMD
DoIphy BIue Drake
Silent-Bob
Sergeant Pepperton
rianbowdashismywaifu
colormall11
Ghost rooper23
RandomExpert781
Mister Citadel
YoGrandma
ElderChaos
SWAGWithASideOfPonies
OneSingleClick
knightly
Princess Charis
Princess Flutterbat
PrincessAurum
PrincessSongBird
PrincessStarlight
PlatinumPrincess
PrincessFlutters4Lif3
prince cosmos
franceprint24
dance42spring
gabriellebotwin3
Shadow Slayer
TgTfProductionsAlt
Rhythm The Music Mare
Reaper_Rhythm
Rhythm The Conductor
rhythmlight
IncinerateChicken
The Guardian and Friends
Black Night
TheGuyWhoLovesBadfics
SweetieBot-Mrk311
CipherSplashBackup
dashers3
Neon Party
Tour Guide Barbie
Hera H Discordia
Huanted potato
Ponysun
XxX_ArCt1c-S3RB_420XxX
Ducreux'ed (yes, he exists)
pootin
Swimmingly
Black Month Willem Dafoe
candlevision9
banglevision0
mrhappyfacev2.0
onepony42
Nicepony21
concernedchristian
christian holocaust LOL
Lord Jesus Christ
BlackKnightBLACKBLACK
HaHaHa
poultronshoulddie
Tentacle Slaphappy
ClopShopPop
A Follower
Larathin Bradley
IceCrystal The Freezer
TgTfProductionsAlt2
clemtempaccount
FollowerV2
Shattered Visage
The Anthro God of London
Hologram Essence
Reformed H Emoticia
Salvador Dickens
Branded Penguin
zKRAKENz
Pixel Gun 3D
TerminatorPON47
visetrain4
placetrain25
closetrain57
Eve E Lilith
Babe
Normal
Boyevyye-De
Ahri
CantRunFromKommissar
Dream Land
heartfarm0
DemonFyre
rainbow payne
Rainbow Trex
Rainbow Scout
mlp rainbow dash
Rainbow Octopus
Rainbow is cool
TheIronPrincess
I LOVE REGIDAR
Regidar is AMAZING
Regidar is the BEST
Regidar is INCREDIBLE
Limelight02
gas1valley
valleytax9
valley71salary
valley5relish
valley4stamp
valley9bronze
valley02cake
dimevalley8
india93valley
memory9valley
mirror9valley
valley27libra
grey98valley
fifthvalley43
IPBansEqualLessMoney
PkmnTrainerIceBurn13
Ilovesoarindash
Ryuk
witchoftruth
Arachne Gorgon
Dark Moon Queen
Empress D Molestia
Empress Chrysalis
theguysaidhi
I am Octavia
I_AM_OCTAVIA
MLPEGRRR
BronySoldier98
Pinkam3naIsB3stPony
Pinkam3naDian3Pi3
Andre
Chatovance
Chatyoance
William Cipher
Rape
Aqua Blue
Knighty is a poop-face
June
Elizabeth
Rising Revengeance
Kala-Nemi
Sleepy Panda
djwescosta
JimmyRustlerIII
PikaBlue
Fanged Doom
Whispers
Courageous-of-Light
AidenPearce
Gruntie
Rain Alvaro Contreras
AK5CISOP
SillyLovesAston
Darude Sandstorm
KerplakistaniWarhead
some bad author
satans rectal snowplow
jesusWasARapeBaby
Bleedin 3
JesusIsGay
ChuckwardReborn
PrapsiTroll
SillyMoonLightUnicorn
SillyMoonLightUnicornIII
SillyMoonLightUnicorn5
SillyMoonLightUnicorn6
SillyMoonLightUnicorn7
dryolo
IntelOwningAMD
mobilmalik
guysimsorry
ryan davis
LaurenceBarnes
redemptionfromcrapforum
gaypornguy
yoloswagbra
The Sunbutt
BATZ
Tv-Watcher
Youthanasia999
RarityManhatten
Fluttercordforever
Sakura H Discordia
June E Discordia
Polandball
Teddybear07
OldManJebediah
Catlana
Zenith Starwalker
JasmineRebeckah
Flying Wingnut
kragor
Commander Ponysun
Actually leaving now
Auto-Correct
Hardline Potato
drake5hair
drakewire3
napkin5drake
cabledrake93
drake48word
date74drake
drake9weapon
feastdrake9
niecedrake88
drakejohn25
drake23spot
pike1drake
thecheshirecat1
-Night Dreams
N1ght Dreams
Proper Noun
I NO LONGER EXIST
XxX_S3RBIANWARRIOR_XxX
NightGlider Shimmer
Pink The Unicorn
Vengeful Spirit
James-Plasma
Vanilla Treat
Dank Science Memes
SHAZAM MIGHTY MORTAL
Marcellus Spike
DubSTEPED
TheBigWetPrick
SilverStarApple
JlNX
Sorthey_borthey
Lesbian horse
Snickadoodles
MechaBulborb187
werewolf212001
RaidenFireblade
Silver Shadow Mirror
Minimoog Voyager
NOT VIKTOR STRELNIKOV
Sororitas_Kate
Mistress Cheshire
Spirit Of Fantasy
ClassyGeneral
dominatusimperator
Decanus_Alexus
Deneld the Unspooked
Sprinklers



People I predict will be banned, or should have been banned but the mods forgot to or something (nothing personal, but you gotta change your evil ways guys):
SonoftheDarkness
ProofReaderProfessional
Silent Pencil Stroke
NeonShadow
L1ghtning Rider
Angellove
The Green Goblin
jake-n-blake
DWK
crouchstallion
Instant Disapproval
Upvote
BloodRed17
BaroqueNexus
CipherSplash
moviemaster8510
BikerPon3
MythrilMoth
Patient X
cunt destroyer
PropMasterAdri
2D
Rainbow Nerd
Dark Rarity
SunnytheAtheist
scootaloo96
FollowPony
Lilith911
VunderGuy
Scootareader
imagonerbyeeveryone
phallus of malice
mobilmalik-real
The Sinestro Joker
Screeching Reactionary

If you guys know anyone who you think is eligible for the pending ban list, let me know and I'll check them out!

Jun
19th
2017

>Opinions · 5:40am June 19th

Show of hands: Who here has ever had an opinion?

I know! It's crazy, right? Me, have opinions? Who'd have thought?

Wait, does that mean I think I'm right? Well... kind of. This is probably one of the most pertinent and most oft-considered philosophies in my life right now. Time for me to break it down.

Read More

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I Edited Random Parts of These But Don't Tell Nobody

  • Applejack's Stetson Hat When the Cutie Mark Crusaders ruin Applejack's stetson hat, Big Macintosh takes it to Rarity's boutique in order to get it repaired. But was that the only reason he's by Fattymagee1 14,932 words · 3,481 views · 234 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Of a Certain Adventurous Pony All you need to know is this: There’s this big school in an equally big city called Academy City. In that school students are graded based on a level system. Twelve is good—“Celestia on a good day”—one is bad. I’m by RavensDagger 28,375 words · 1,189 views · 119 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Of Rumbling Dinks When the previously lonely Dinky Hooves makes it to school, she learns a little about the meaning of true friendship, and maybe a bit about love. by RavensDagger 30,982 words · 4,496 views · 394 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Snapple Pie Some think that love is complicated. Others fall in and out of it with ease. Snails does a lot of falling, and he’s far from complicated. Apple Bloom learns that complicated things are easy to fall for. by RavensDagger 14,112 words · 1,299 views · 67 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Useless? A filly, missing a front and hind leg, lives a life with ponies that don't help her in any way. Then she meets somepony who does. by Kaj 6,108 words · 3,365 views · 469 likes · 35 dislikes

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List of Things I'm Trying to Accomplish

Become widely recognized as a decent author [ ]
Make a sandwich [ ]
Be thanked for a favorite by GemstoneTheUnicorn [x]
Make senpai notice me [x]
End up in Equestria somehow [ ]
Act casual [ ]
Achieve Super Saiyan level 3 [ ]
Make a Sonic/MLP crossover [x] (Rainbow Dash Beats Sonic in a Race)
Get the mods to like me [ ]
Become involved in a FIMFiction scandal [ ]
Get Pastor Pulp un-banned [ ]
Write a better love story than Twilight [x] (Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC)
Get my parents to ban me from FIMFiction [ ]
Convince Knighty to elope with me to Estonia [ ]
Become the target of Happy's affections [ ]
Singlehandedly write an entire episode of Friendship is Magic [ ]
Write all these stories that are stuck in my head [ ]
Come up with a catchphrase and activity similar to those of James Baxter [ ]
Get me a pony waifu [ ]
Have a story about/dedicated to me (preferably clop) [x] (Dedicated to/About Scootareader, password ohdeargodimsosorryscoots)
Convince Akumokagetsu I'm really his brother [x]
Create a time machine so I can age up Sweetie Belle... for personal reasons [ ]
Stop sucking so badly all the time [ ]
Make my triumphant return [x]
Obtain the One Ring [ ]
Attack Titan [ ]
Upload videos of my adventures in Equestria to YouTube [ ]
Ship Flint Sparks with himself [x]
Don't typo JustAnotherTimeLrod's name [ ]
Do a backflip [ ]
Reach a modest 1 million followers [ ]
Remember the Alamo [ ]
Share the load [ ]
Gain the approval of Door Matt [x]
Reveal to Corey why I followed him/her [ ]
Follow every banned user [ ]
Watch Firefly [ ]
Show the parasprite the error of her ways [ ]
Do something I would never do [ ]
Obtain nudes of a girl from FIMFiction that won't get me arrested [ ]
Milk a follow from TheGuyWhoCumsOnPonies [x]
Become pregnant by one of the eligible bachelors of FIMFiction [ ]
Take advantage of Raymanguy [ ]
Lick my own crotch voraciously [ ]
Get someone to convince me that Halo 4 doesn't suck so I will play it and formulate an informed opinion [x]
Light it up with Michael Phelps [ ]
Get my meta story approved for submission, since it's up to moderator discretion [ ]
Let it go [ ]
Convince Rainbow Dash to let me inside [ ]
Remind them what we're fighting for [ ]
Win first place in the "Who's least competitive" Olympics [ ]
Get a trampoline [ ]
Play every single Barbie Horse Adventures game [ ]
Complain to knighty about his shitty site updates [ ]
Lose my virginity to knighty [ ]
Destroy a child's sand castle [ ]
Die from a crippling illness [ ]
Perform the surgery to turn my skin black since I already act like a black person [ ]
Lick that cow [ ]
Formulate a foolproof evil plot that can be overthrown by those meddling kids [ ]
Succeed Robert Mugabe as genocidal dictator of Zimbabwe [ ]
Reveal that I am actually another alt of TgTfProductions [ ]
Perform a cartwheel [ ]
Read Shinzakura's drunk story [ ]
Never reveal the fact that I'm a member of the Illuminati [ ]
Recall my childhood [ ]
Become an upstanding gentlepony [ ]
Learn my lesson [ ]
Wreck some noobs [ ]
Live to die another day [ ]
Become the next Theater Critic [ ]
Stop sucking dicks [ ]
Have my OC, Darkness Awesome, featured in every story on the site as an exclusive bonus chapter that was supposed to be how the story went [ ]
Learn how to play the cymbals [ ]
Learn all the words to the Katamari Damacy theme song [ ]
Learn to love again [ ]
Do something noteworthy [ ]
Be the sub [ ]
Lose what's most important to me [ ]
Don't ever make the featurebox [x]
Become teh edge [ ]
Convince knighty to follow me because he thinks I'm cute or something... b-baka [ ]
Continue writing haiku [ ]
Make RainbowLightin fall in love with me [ ]
Don't do everything ClemenShone orders me to do [ ]
Clop [ ]
Reveal to Normal what my true feelings are [ ]
Hire KillerRobotQuote as my quote maker [ ]
Convince Smiles to un-follow me [ ]
Kill knighty, Lauren Faust, and John DeLancie then absorb their power and finally ascend to godhood [ ]
Suck PsychopathicBrony's dick [ ]
Resist the temptations of darcyyanew [ ]
Gain Meeester's approval [ ]
Wreck some shit [ ]
Take the virginity of every single member of the moderation team [ ]
Bunk with scootaloo96 [ ]
Defeat the final boss [ ]
Play a catfolk [ ]
Follow the most confident user on the site [x]
Play with some tin foil [ ]
Bully Donald Trump and take his lunch money [ ]
Befriend R. Kelly so he can fulfill my dreams and won't judge me [ ]
Say something significant [ ]
Become president [ ]
Succeed knighty [ ]
Reclaim my lost username [x]
Make a baby [ ]
Watch every episode and movie of the older My Little Pony generations [ ]
Buy a body pillow of an anime character to snuggle with at night [ ]
Become meme [ ]
Actually follow through on a writing commitment [ ]
Egg knighty's house [ ]
Wish someone a merry Christmas [ ]
Take a crap on the sidewalk [ ]
Threaten to commit suicide [ ]
Lose The Game [ ]
Turn gay [ ]
Meet the real Jar Jar Binks [ ]
Find out what you did last summer [ ]
Become Wand3r3r3's waifu [ ]
Finish writing TBTS for Emerald Flight [ ]
Take knighty's girl [ ]
Taste the sweet salvation of permaban [ ]
Take relationship counseling with Chris Brown [ ]
Stop being a synth [ ]
Get DerpyMuffin7 to read this entry through thought osmosis [ ]
Become the Mother of Dragons because it'd be a fun pop culture reference and also she's hot and I wanna be hot [ ]
Understand what The Psychopath is trying to tell me [ ]

The Army of Angry Readers

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It doesn't offend me whatsoever. Some people accidentally find my full real name if they start connecting to me on other gaming stuff. That doesn't bother me. :raritywink: I actually shared a picture of my social security card in a Skype group once. Everyone says it's a really important number, but no one can do jack shit with just that. They need a hell of a lot more than just a fucking number.

The way I feel about it is, if someone wants to know about me based on what I've shared on the internet, they're welcome to it. I'm just some random person in the world, not particularly special or interesting. If people want to mine information on me, I can't very well stop them, nor do I worry overly much about what I've shared before.

Not to worry, you won't bother me. :twilightsmile:

Apparently some people find it creepy when I do that and then open up a dialogue knowing everything that they've revealed about themselves online.

You'd think that would be par for the course if you're going to put information about yourself out there like that, but clearly that's not the case. I've offended at least 2 people this way unintentionally.

2482622
Why would you want to stop? :duck:

I gotta stop reading people's old blogs

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me no win so me run away

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I'm not sure what kind of crowd they think they're catering to, but I'm not amused.