This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC
Have you ever seen what true chivalry looks like? Well, you're about to. This latest entry into the Darkness Awesome accurate recounting of true pony history contains real-world political implications and is an accurate depiction of how the Ukraine crisis is going to resolve. All we really need is a little faith in the most powerful alicorn OC to ever exist and his penchant for always doing the right thing.
Can you believe Darkness Awesome was in need of a makeover to show off how amazing he is even better than before, so much so that I added an entire extra dimension to his awesomeness? This definitely isn't because generalzoi's Pony Creator no longer works due to the Adobe Flash discontinuation and I had to find some other equally lazy way to generate a pony through 3D Pony Creator. No, he just needed some modernization. This isn't the early 2010s anymore, kids. Everything is going CGI.
After the loss of Putin the Azov National Battalion and Ukraine National Guard laid waste to the whole of Ukraine. It's what they do.
After the Nuremberg trials the Nazis had nothing better to do settling in western Ukraine. Sad real history isn't taught anymore.
In the late 60s had a RETIRED Pan Am pilot who'd stay over in South America where they still celebrated Adolfs birthday...
were goin back baby
What in gods name?
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Superlative work. Darkness Awesome is, without a doubt, the most complex, gritty, realistic, compelling Original Character ever created on this site. His adventure in the Ukraine is fully of emotional depth and philosophical complexity, and causes the reader to think deeply about the true nihility of war.
10/10
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Finally, an accurate review.
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begone politics! this is pony site!
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A little History and Scooby Doo
Have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-yVHaAlyA
20 people who flunked history class 'supporting real Azov Nazis and Sex Ed
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It's not politics, it's history.
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those things are not mutually exclusive
Doesn’t seem like the best place to post a story like this…
bad idea. Don't ever bring real world issues like with Putin and all that here.
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Honestly, Putin worries me in a way tyrants usually have trouble with. KGB training means that getting him alone with your assassin is less of a sure thing than it would be for people like Trump or Biden. Too high a risk of just giving him the badass credentials of "personally killed the guy you sent to kill him".
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Just don't say Putin's name in the mirror three times and you're good.
Well, if you were trying to make a good April Fools joke, you've failed.
If you were trying to break a personal record with the likes/dislikes ratio, you've succeeded.
This is why supermarkets should put out free samples for bleach.
I'm going to read this story and critique it as the angry white man that I am.
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the humor in this one's pretty dry, you should critique one of my friends stories instead
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You aren't allowed to review this story unless you read the entire series up to this point, otherwise you won't understand how we got to this point and just how far I've fallen.
This story gave me aids.
Also Putin needs a slap.
Someone give the Fresh Prince a call.
Oh friggin' sweet, Scootareader didn't die.
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You'd be booted from Angry-White-Manistan for being big gay, lole
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That makes me angry fam
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Still not allowed into the ethno(chill)state.
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You smell like fart.
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Look at you. You look so shallow, that you probably judge things by their appearances.
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60 morons who flunked history
11 people who think
NCPs finest
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Seeing the abysmal ratio on my story only strengthens my resolve. Darkness Awesome will not die until he gets the recognition he deserves.
Well, into the Black Book it goes.
I have to say that you have gut's writing this. I salute you for doing so and I wish you the best.
You have my respect for this.
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The true bravery in this story comes from Darkness Awesome, who left his home and loved ones behind to save ours. A more noble alicorn does not exist.
idiots. Politics and real world issues are everywhere and in almost every story
ah what a good story to read, darkness awesome is a funny character and compelling
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This one :^)
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I don't even remember writing those comments lmao
Nonetheless, I want to take back what I said. You don't smell like fart, because that implies odor itself wants anything to do with you. :^)
jkjkjkjk luv u <3
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What's the story?
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I'll do it.
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Oh yeah? Well your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her!
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Your soul is as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon.
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well if you dont know anything about warhammer then this one is a good entry level fiddlesworth fic